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I'm being chased by an old, gay man. Metaphorically, so far.

 

Please don't emulate his behaviour. It really doesn't help your chances.

 

...What?

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What? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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He really likes dudes 19-27.


Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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HOLY SHIT, TOUCHING WORKS!

So you did the whole touching elbow pulling hair thing from about 50 or so pages back? Why do you think Muggi would promote something that didn't work, he goes by a system of efficiently going from nobodies for FB's.

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HOLY SHIT, TOUCHING WORKS!

So you did the whole touching elbow pulling hair thing from about 50 or so pages back? Why do you think Muggi would promote something that didn't work, he goes by a system of efficiently going from nobodies for FB's.

 

Is it really worth trawling back through 50 pages to find that... It sounds fairly Julian Blanc-ish assuming it is unsolicited-physical contact. (Depends where you personally draw the line)

 

Anyway, went on a date with a (at the time) nice girl. We got along up until the point she said a very homophobic statement (and not retract from it). I was aghast, I did not expect it. Regardless I walked her home at the end of the data and left it at that. She may have been misinformed but she seemed to have stuck by it - and referenced her Catholicism as a premise for the homophobic statement.


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Yeah. Learning how to touch women (and learning how to overcome your fear of doing so) is non-negotiable. If you get into the habit of touching women you're interested in, you're instantly miles and miles ahead of every other guy in the world... because most men are [kitties], and women don't like [kitties] :P

 

Anyways, the only way to get over a fear like that is to simply do it despite being afraid. The more you do it, the less afraid you'll be... and the more you'll actaully enjoy doing it because your body will have learned that women enjoy being touched so you'll enjoy touching them.

 

If you want to make that first step more bearable, take cold showers, lift heavy weights, and don't masturbate for a full week. When your testosterone is higher than normal and your mind is full of sex thoughts, suddenly you'll be a lot more willing to take risks and touch them :P

 

Also, it only really works if you touch them right off the bat. When I first meet a girl on a date, I try to immediately grab her hand and lead her to where we'll be sitting. In the past, sometimes I'd wait like 30 minutes into the date to start touching them. That's when they'd feel uncomfortable with it.

 

It's also easier to touch people when you're drunk, though I wouldn't really recommend that since IME the perks of my drunk persona take a very long time with many repeated experiences to transfer over to my sober persona.


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Looking back at it I can say that all my successful dates were ones I kissed her within 5 minutes of the date starting. Definitely something to it

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Yeah. Learning how to touch women (and learning how to overcome your fear of doing so) is non-negotiable. If you get into the habit of touching women you're interested in, you're instantly miles and miles ahead of every other guy in the world... because most men are [kitties], and women don't like [kitties] :P

 

Anyways, the only way to get over a fear like that is to simply do it despite being afraid. The more you do it, the less afraid you'll be... and the more you'll actaully enjoy doing it because your body will have learned that women enjoy being touched so you'll enjoy touching them.

 

If you want to make that first step more bearable, take cold showers, lift heavy weights, and don't masturbate for a full week. When your testosterone is higher than normal and your mind is full of sex thoughts, suddenly you'll be a lot more willing to take risks and touch them :P

 

Also, it only really works if you touch them right off the bat. When I first meet a girl on a date, I try to immediately grab her hand and lead her to where we'll be sitting. In the past, sometimes I'd wait like 30 minutes into the date to start touching them. That's when they'd feel uncomfortable with it.

 

It's also easier to touch people when you're drunk, though I wouldn't really recommend that since IME the perks of my drunk persona take a very long time with many repeated experiences to transfer over to my sober persona.

 

 

Everything in this post is good advice. It may do some good to repeat it every 50 pages or so haha. Drunk touching can be as easy as gaining balance. But I can also attest to touch = good date. No physical contact = no further physical attraction. Body language is everything.

 

I'm about to have to break all this down to a buddy of mine tonight again. Poor guy literally made a status "I need help learning how to flirt" on facebook the other night and got rattled with all these attractive female friends he's made over the years. I shall invoke the voice of Muggiw tonight. 


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Say, a girl remembering me stealing her hat at last year NYE and then in the end of November, first time I saw her since last NYE her stealing mine and us playing around like that a good sign? Seen her 3 times, the third time she invited me to her birthday and she spent half the time outside riding on my shoulders or on my back and us running laps around other guys while stealing each-other's hats?


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Sounds like she digs you to me


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Students can goof around and play stupid. Come on, I am only 20 still.


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Turns out we played in the snow last night and I sent her home at 1.45 PM from my place, so I'd say she digs me.

 

And I was sober.

 

And we are gonna have a party tonight.


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I waited over a week for a new post and that's all you have to say Saq?


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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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Hanging at the edges of or seats haha. Happy New years folks! May you find harmony and joy at whatever gathering you find yourselves at. A friend of mine is getting married in 6 months, met his soon wife at a new years party 5 years ago. Truly magic stuff. I love new years.


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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Turns out we played in the snow last night and I sent her home at 1.45 PM from my place, so I'd say she digs me.

Played in the snow.

 

Sent home at 1:45PM

 

Only one reason they would have played in the snow until the next afternoon.

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Turns out we played in the snow last night and I sent her home at 1.45 PM from my place, so I'd say she digs me.

Played in the snow.

 

Sent home at 1:45PM

 

Only one reason they would have played in the snow until the next afternoon.

 

 

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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I love you guys.

 

And what else would I need to write?

How I got pretty much raped in a park?

She sat on me, with her feet on me hands and made out with me. Romantic enough for you?

How we took 2 tours around the whole city?

I pretty much carried her on me back.

What more do you need to know?

 

And she is hot.


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Explain the sitting part, I am confused. Why would her feet be ON your hands. That doesn't sound too romantic. (Is quite tired)


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That's the "rape", my hands were tied :D

 

 

What was a really shitty first of January just got a whole lot better.


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I find myself in a very happy committed relationship with a girl who's not only attractive, but goofy AND not nuts. Total wifey material. My only regret is now I won't have as many new wild dating stories. Its weird to be happily in a functional relationship. Its kinda great.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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I find myself in a very happy committed relationship with a girl who's not only attractive, but goofy AND not nuts. Total wifey material. My only regret is now I won't have as many new wild dating stories. Its weird to be happily in a functional relationship. Its kinda great.

Haha sounds perfect for you brother :P


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In ofher news...

 

Went to a strip club w/ some friends for the first time in years. Using sales techniques on the women is easily one of the guiltiest pleasures ever :lol:

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That's the "rape", my hands were tied :D

 

 

What was a really shitty first of January just got a whole lot better.

I think you may be misusing the word "rape".

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