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^ Step 1: Be a white dude.

 

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Went camping this weekend.  Made out with a girl I'm friends with. She either blacked out and doesn't remember it or is pretending not to, which is totally cool with me.  I'm inclined to believe the former, since she literally fell asleep on top of me.  So like, kinda awkward but whatever.

 

(For anyone concerned, she initiated it and had I know she was as drunk as she was I certainly wouldn't have gone with it. We only made out, but I do still feel a little scummy.)

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I think he was being sarcastic :lol:

Maybe just a little, considering the one at 3:31 is an Asian guy that, just noping really bad right now.

 

Also, ironically in my timezone Ring posted the sarcastic comment at 3:31PM.

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Okay, with that in mind I went back and watched the video. While I can understand the point I still almost lost it and stopped watching when the first "style" was called Lumbersexual.

 

Now due to paranoia I feel as if Muggi was setting this up to be replied to, and then do something. The whole mixing things up comment makes me feel as if he may have made the first sentence sarcastic and the second sentence serious in that reply. Oh god why do I do this?

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Considering it was a buzzfeed video and thus aimed at young impressionable women. I think he was telling us to dress like mr Indian and get game. - But not seriously watch the video. It made me feel ugly due to the lack of Brains Cosplayers.

 

But say if 500 women in muggis area had watched that god awful video, then dressing like one would improve his chances.

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"Bit soft" :D

Priceless.

 

I'm as far from these ideals as possible and I don't use a single men's beauty product.

Yet I can't complain, cause I am in a relationship. Now.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Only positive side of me.

 

If being near-constantly at a party and/or drunk is not positive.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Well, have a bit of an interesting plot twist with no-hug-girl: she ended up texting me last night while I was on my way back home from a party saying she was sorry that ended so awkwardly and she just didn't know what to do because she was awkward and i didn't have to text her back if I didn't want to. I replied saying it was okay and that she was really cool and I'd like to hang out again if she was down. She replied saying she was "leaving the city in morning but if you're home maybe we can" (our hometowns are about 45 minutes away from each other). Drunk me told her I'm here til friday and asked if she was up to anything then, to which she said she was eating ice cream and doing dishes and she wished she was kidding. I took that as an invitation and asked if she wanted to hang out and watch Rushmore (we both had geeked out over Wes Anderson movies on the first date) instead, but it was too late by that point so she said to let her know when I got home. Guess I'll see where this goes when I get home on friday~

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sounds like she's just sort of generally insecure and confused about what to make of you, also likely that she likes you and is just nervous, especially since you said it seemed like hanging out went well. just keep hanging out and see what happens.

 

 

 

brief update on my situation: clarified things more with this girl i'm seeing about "what we are" or whatever. the best way i can seem to define it is as a casual open relationship, but with her appreciating the idea of consistency with one person (read: me). with her recently getting out of a long term relationship and moving to a new place, she's at a time in her life where she wants to be able to just have fun and explore, which i totally can respect. but she's not, like, trying to purposefully go out with multiple guys and play the field. i'm going with the previous advice here of still trying to see other girls while I'm with her though, since i don't wanna get too attached before we part ways later in june.

 

 

i've got friday night plans to see a movie and hang out with this one girl who seems pretty cool and has a lot of shared interests with me. then on saturday it's the birthday of the main girl i'm seeing, so who knows what'll happen then. and on either sunday or monday i'm tentatively planning on hanging out and just like smoking weed or something with this other girl who wanted to hang out with me. she seems kinda uhh grungy/grimy but in kind of a good way? idk. no reason not to hang out with her really.

 

i'm sure i'll update things here as they happen.

 

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So, just as a quick post to compile stuff here so I remember it all.

 

Don't be a [kitty] and just ask the girl for a coffee/out on a date. If unsure of relationship status clarify that first and don't be awkward about it.

Small talk while on the date but keep it fun so that even if things don't work out all parties had a good time and there should be no hard feelings.

Minor touching while on date to attempt to establish a baseline but don't make it awkward, light hand touching etc...

Make plans for a second date/meet up by the end of the current established one if possible.

Based on above. Get phone number if things go well and text person within the next 24 hours or at least touch base and make contact in some way in that time period.

Ensure second date via text/contact before it occurs to make sure no cold feet/caught up in the moment stuff happened.

 

Anything I missed besides pulling hair and touching elbows explicitly?

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Why?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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It really impresses the ladies.

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Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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I want a boyfriend who can also be a girlfriend sometimes.

 

Does anyone know where Bruce Jenner lives?

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