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I wear a suit 2-3 evenings a week.

 

And the one I had really suited (pun not intended) me.

 

I have worn the old one to pieces.

 

And chicks dig suits.

 

And I got a date for Thursday.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I just wear skinny jeans and singlet and I'll be guaranteed to end up in some guys bed.

 

....Though in saying that, the gay community here is so stupid and slutty, you'd be lucky to find an actual gay couple here who don't do open relationships.

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Didn't even need the date to get my lips bitten bloody. Didn't take much either though, they had nothing for 3 months.

 

Well, we'll see.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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And we have seen that I did the worst [bleep]ing decision ever while absolutely sober.

 

I am positively, definitely, 100% certainly single, and now, again, heartbroken man.

 

Well, gotta plan new dates then. Luckily I have Tinder account again.

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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As vague and uninformative as always Saq :thumbsup:

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Well, I had kept up hope that I could still have something with the girl from Spring.

The day before yesterday, well, did have something, got my lips bitten bloody from the furious making out.

Also went on a date yesterday which went so and so and when we met again at the evening, she told me it is done.

 

It hurt that badly because the night before ended on so high notes.

All feelings and stuff came back.

 

Oh well.

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I know I'll be fine, it just hurt quite a lot.

 

Anyways, will be working on getting dates for next week.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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 got my lips bitten bloody from the furious making out.

 

Is this normal or is it some weird European thing?

 

 

woah woah woah

I'm European but I don't even like kissing and I don't think that happens in very many other places

I think it's just a Saq thing  :shades:

 

....and probably vampire porn as well.

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Some people like biting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wouldn't do it to the point of drawing blood but to each their own

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It's not even actually biting, per se, if you have really thin lips, then especially wintertimes they sometimes get bloody by themselves simply by drying out.

And I have really thin lips, so it happens nearly all the time that after a bigger make-out session they get bloody. It's not like blood is flowing or anything, it simply appears on top of lips, nearly unnoticeable layer until you lick it off and can feel the taste.

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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My lips are huge and I've never experienced this

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Drying out on winter so that they get bloody or the make out so long part?

 

And I have gotten me a date with a completely new girl for Monday. Only trouble is picking the movie :D

 

Met her on Tinder, she is 2 years younger than I am and apparently we went to the same primary school.

Apparently I was also spoken very highly of by all the teachers...

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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At my place.

I think she hasn't been on too many dates before and she was horrified by my first suggestion of a lunch.

 

And, for [bleep]s sake, I found out that I have a class that is not on my timetable and it meant that I had to reschedule it.

And being the busy man that I am, the first available evening is Friday.

 

 :wall:

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Thank god we avoided rehashing the first date idea discussion again

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I could use a revision about touching on first date. Haven't done that in a while, only done the touching on later phases stuff...

 

But seriously, as far as I've learned about this particular girl now, she seems so socially awkward and shy that it has a bit even turned into a challenge for me of whether I can even really get her to come on a date with me. Whether I can get her to open up, even if at least a wee bit. Cause she is a pretty girl and shouldn't have to be an absentee from social events because of fear of communication.

Case in point: when I asked for her phone number, she asked me why did I even need it. She said she is active on FB and she can't answer the phone in classes anyway and she doesn't like speaking on a phone at all.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I mean seriously, if I am dealing with a girl this shy, then I have to be extra careful not to make her feel uncomfortable.

Which means definitely no licking (at least on the first few dates, if you know what I mean).

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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@Saqs

 

Doesn't matter. Touch her anyways just like any other girl. If she's not receptive, then you move onto a girl that you're more compatible with. If you're waiting for every girl's "permission" to make a move, you're setting yourself up for trouble down the road.

 

 

For the first date I find a place to sit where I can put my arm around the back of her chair for starters. Then eventually I put my hand on her shoulders or on her upper back for a bit. Then I'll put my hand on her legs, hold her hand, run my fingers through her hair, caress her face, etc.

 

Just don't look at your hands while you're doing this, that's awkward. Just keep looking at her or looking off into the distance, as if it's completely normal :P

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Im the same way Tim. Talking on the phone is the worst

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PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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