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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice


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Emojis are literally cancer.

yeah dude pictures of things that you can send people are THE WORST

 

I don't have a font that can display emojis, so I just see the "missing unicode character" symbol (a rectangle with a hex number inside). 1F602 is the best!

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Some work for me some don't. Oddly I can't paste text at all on mobile on my new phone (here on TIF and only here)

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Made a subtle, but significant, change to my profile text on the dating sites. Changed a part from "I don't like giving orders or being told what to do..." to "I don't like giving orders outside the bedroom or being told what to do."

 

Response rate and first date rate have gone WAY up! Lots of hot girls initiating contact w/ me too. Wish Ginger still posted here so I could be like, "See! I told you girls prefer dominant guys!" :P

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Not like she's your girlfriend dude

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

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when a girl hangs out with you and is touching and cuddling with you the whole night and texts you three days later saying she's going on a date with another guy >>>>>>>>>>>

When you say "cuddling the whole night," that sounds like friendzone behavior. You should be getting sexual instead; and if she isn't into you sexually, then you leave

 

Sex precedes cuddling. Otherwise you get friendzoned

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Not necessarily.

 

Some girls don't jump at the idea of sex on first date or whatnot. Cuddling might be the most they are willing to take it.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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That's true in highs school saq, not the real world

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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If I was given the chance from a hot guy who managed to turn me on, i'd jump into bed with him in a heartbeat. Mind you I'm also picky with guys as I dont dig "daddys" or 18 year old idiots which limits me because that's all that's here :v

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Not necessarily.

 

Some girls don't jump at the idea of sex on first date or whatnot. Cuddling might be the most they are willing to take it.

If they dont put out on the first date but they'll put out on the second or third, cuddling on the first date will only hurt your chances and make you look like a "nice guy" to them

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I'd say that if you're cuddling you're miles ahead of someone in the friendzone. Who cuddles with their friends?

Most women

My experience with female friends is vastly different than yours it seems.

Aren't you a virgin though >_>

 

My point is: cuddling with a woman isn't something you should be celebrating since if you haven't banged her yet, it's only going to make it more difficult to bang her in the future.

 

I get the feeling that some of you guys are falling into the trap of being affectionate and loving towards women first, and expecting sex (and a relationship) to just fall nicely into place afterwards. That's not how it works unless your goal is to have a platonic friendship. If you want long-term happiness then sex comes first, affection comes second.

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