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It's incredibly amusing (albeit unfortunate) when I'm messaging a girl and I accidentally type a frowny face instead of a smiley face

 

"You look like trouble :("

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1/100 or something right?


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Ever get a date off that?

 

Not with the frowny face typo lol. That's always been my Tinder opener though and I've never had any issues with it. Probably 1 date per 10 matches.


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I decided to try Muggi's "You look like trouble" line on about 20 or so matches. Got blanked by all of them. Conclusion: British girls != Trouble. 

 

I get a much better reception to "Hey [name]! What's good (:"

 

The "(:" shows that I am a fun and quirky individual that isn't afraid to do new and exciting things like going to a bar/coffee shop and complimenting you on generic things like your eyes.

 

On another note, I need some new pictures for my bio, I don't have a car or cute animal at my disposal so I cannot pose that way. Maybe I'll get my flatmate to take a photo of me 'cooking'. I think a picture of me preparing sushi would definitely roil the loins of the masses.

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They call the "(:" smiley the "white boy smiley"

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They call the "(:" smiley the "white boy smiley"

Well it's a bloody good thing I am a white boy :P


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Yeah the (: is bullshit it's all about the :) now


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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I'm more of a :v fan myself.


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Is :v just a sideways mouth or is there something else to it?


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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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I'll give you the sideways mouth ;)


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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Guys it's 2016. Smilies are a thing of the past, you've got to use emojis now.


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Guys it's 2016. Smilies are a thing of the past, you've got to use emojis now.

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Guys it's 2016. Smilies are a thing of the past, you've got to use emojis now.

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Emojis are literally cancer.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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Emojis are literally cancer.

"literally"

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

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Emojis are literally cancer.

yeah dude pictures of things that you can send people are THE WORST


 

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Emojis are literally cancer.

yeah dude pictures of things that you can send people are THE WORST

 

I don't have a font that can display emojis, so I just see the "missing unicode character" symbol (a rectangle with a hex number inside). 1F602 is the best!


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im tryna post emojis from my phone and it wont work, [bleep] this anti-emoji website


 

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