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I think your truly something special

 

Just what my dreams are really made of (dreams r really made of)

 

Lets stay together you and me boy

 

There's no 1 like you around Oh baby

 

ooh you know that I love you yea yes

 

oooh hooo ohhh

 

oooh ohh

 

 

 

I cant really explain it

 

Im so into you now

 

I wanna be more than a friend to you now

 

When they ask, I mention my babygirl in the interviews now

 

And I dont bring the problems from the 90s and the 2 thou

 

Theres no reason to have a friend or two now

 

Cuz the kids ready to tell you how he feel and a few vows

 

Maybe I speak in general now

 

But girl, imma do whatever just to keep a grin on u now

 

where I go, they wear bikinis in the winter too now

 

What you think about tan lines on the skin of you now?

 

Why wouldnt I wanna spend a few thou

 

On fifth ave, shopping sprees and them dinners to chow

 

I aint concerned with other men with you now

 

As long as when I slide up in you, you growl

 

And any dude with you, he better be a king to you now

 

And I aint jealous, its the principle now

 

Im so into you

 

 

 

I really like what youve done to me

 

I cant really explain it

 

Im so into you

 

I really like what youve done to me

 

I cant really explain it

 

Im so into you

 

 

 

Come on ma

 

Its more than a flashing

 

I woulda traded it all in orderly fashion

 

My villa in Florida we crashing

 

Just off the shore so you can hear when the water be splashing

 

The Drop top 3 in the quota we dashing

 

Flawless diamonds in the water we flashing

 

The money we oughta be stashing

 

I make sure ever quarter be cashed in

 

 

 

I cant really explain it

 

My friends be thinking Im slipping

 

These girls be thinking Im tripping

 

What kinda weed u be smoking

 

What typa drinks u be sipping

 

Sweet thing just to think of you dipping

 

Would have me with the blue so hard

 

You would think I was crippin

 

Now you relaxing in the Benz

 

Credit cards are no limits

 

So u dont worry about maxing when u spends

 

But since u been asking about the friends

 

Howd u like it if both our names had Jackson on the ends

 

 

 

I really like what youve done to me

 

I cant really explain it

 

Im so into you

 

I really like what youve done to me

 

I cant really explain it

 

Im so into you

 

 

 

I dont wanna trip, but the truth is

 

Girl the way you cook a steak

 

Remind me of them trips to Roofchris

 

U love my smile, no matter how chipped my tooth is

 

With you it aint because my whips is ruthless

 

So sit on chrome, dip the deuces

 

And you aint flattered by Canarys and VS dip tay seuces

 

All the ballers look dumb when they press you

 

Five and sixes, you dont let them kinda #s impress you

 

Even though I was somewhat successful

 

Being a player was becoming too stressful

 

But ever since, this superwoman has come to my rescue

 

My winters been wonderful, my summers been special

 

Thats why the same bar while the villa been painted

 

Just so we can really get acquainted

 

The love is real, theres no way you can feel like its tainted

 

But I cant really explain it, yeah

 

 

 

I really like what youve done to me

 

I cant really explain it

 

Im so into you

 

I really like what youve done to me

 

I cant really explain it

 

Im so into you

 

 

 

I really like what I feel when Im with you

 

You're a dream come true

 

Dont you ever leave my side o no

 

Cuz it feels so rite

 

 

 

I really like what youve done to me

 

I cant really explain it

 

Im so into you

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You probably should use hide tags.

 

Rage Against the Machine - Ashes in the Fall

 

[hide=]A mass of hands press on the market window

 

Ghosts of progress

 

Dressed in slow death

 

Feeding on hunger

 

And glaring through the promise

 

Upon the food that rots slowly in the aisle

 

A mass of nameless at the oasis

 

That hides the graves beneath the master's hill

 

Are buried for drinking

 

The rivers water while

 

Shackled to the the line at the empty well

 

 

 

This is the new sound, just like the old sound

 

Just like the noose wound, over the new ground

 

This is the new sound, just like the old sound

 

Just like the noose wound, over new ground

 

 

 

Listen to the facist sing

 

"Take hope here

 

War is elsewhere

 

You were chosen

 

This is Gods land

 

Soon we'll be free

 

Of blot and mixture

 

Seeds planted by our Forefathers hand"

 

A mass of promises

 

Begin to rupture

 

Like the pockets Of the new world kings

 

Like swollen stomachs In Appalachia

 

Like the priest that [bleep]ed you As he whispered holy things

 

A mass of tears have transform the stones now

 

Sharpened on suffering

 

And woven into the slings

 

Hope lies in the rubble of this rich fortress

 

Taking today what tomorrow never brings

 

 

 

This is the new sound, just like the old sound

 

Just like the noose wound, over new ground

 

This is the new sound, just like the old sound

 

Just like the noose wound, over the new ground

 

This is the new sound, just like the old sound

 

Just like the noose wound, over the new ground

 

Ain't the new sound, just like the old sound

 

Look at the noose now, over the, over the, over the burning ground

 

 

 

Ain't it funny how the factory doors close

 

Round the time that the school doors close

 

Round the time that the doors of the jail cells

 

Open up to greet you like the reaper

 

Ain't its funny how the factory doors close

 

Round the time that the school doors close

 

Round the time that a hundred thousand jail cells

 

Open up to greet you like the reaper

 

 

 

Oh, oh

 

Oasis

 

This is no oasis

 

 

 

This is the new sound, just like the old sound

 

Just like the noose wound, over the new ground

 

This is the new sound, just like the old sound

 

Just like the noose wound, over the new ground

 

 

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall

 

Like ashes in the fall (ha, ha)

 

Like ashes in the fall ([garden tool], [garden tool])

 

Like ashes in the fall (ha, ha)

 

Like ashes in the fall ([garden tool], [garden tool])

 

Like ashes in the fall (ha, ha)

 

Like ashes in the fall ([garden tool], [garden tool])

 

Like ashes in the fall (ha, ha)

 

Like ashes in the fall ([garden tool], [garden tool])

 

Like ashes in the fall (ha, ha)

 

Like ashes in the fall ([garden tool], [garden tool])

 

Like ashes in the fall (ha, ha)

 

Like ashes in the fall ([garden tool], [garden tool])

 

Like ashes in the fall (ha, ha)

 

Like ashes in the fall ([garden tool], [garden tool])

 

Like ashes in the fall (ha, ha)[/hide]

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my friends be thinking Im slipping

 

these girls be thinking Im tripping

 

what kinda weed u be smoking

 

What typa drinks u be sipping

 

ooh you know that I love you yea yes

 

oooh hooo ohhh

 

oooh ohh

 

Even though I was somewhat successful

 

Being a player was becoming too stressful

 

 

 

Damn. What is the name of this eloquent gentleman? A playa has to know.

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my friends be thinking Im slipping

 

these girls be thinking Im tripping

 

what kinda weed u be smoking

 

What typa drinks u be sipping

 

ooh you know that I love you yea yes

 

oooh hooo ohhh

 

oooh ohh

 

Even though I was somewhat successful

 

Being a player was becoming too stressful

 

 

 

Damn. What is the name of this eloquent gentleman? A playa has to know.

 

 

 

FABOLOUS

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Another good one

 

Maria - Rage Against the Machine

 

[hide=]Tha sun ablaze as Maria's foot

 

Touches tha surface of sand

 

On northern land

 

As human contraband

 

Some rico from Jalisco

 

Passed her name to tha boss

 

She stuffed ten to a truckbed

 

She clutches her cross

 

Here comes tha exhaust

 

And it rips through her lungs

 

She's off fast to tha pasture

 

Like cattle she'll cross

 

Degree 106

 

Sweat and vomit are thrown

 

And she prays and suffocates

 

Upon tha memories of home

 

Of Yanqui guns for blood debts on tha loans

 

Of smoldering fields rape rubble and bones

 

Of graves hidden trapped up in visions of war

 

Of nothing no one nobody no more

 

These are her mountains and skies and

 

She radiates

 

Through history's rivers of blood

 

She regenerates

 

And like tha sun disappears only to reappear

 

She's eternally here

 

Her time is near

 

Never conquered but here

 

 

 

To tear away at tha mask

 

 

 

And now she got a quota

 

Tha needle and thread crucifixion

 

Sold and shipped across tha new line

 

of Mason Dixon

 

Rippin' through denim

 

Tha point an inch from her vein

 

Tha foreman approach

 

His steps now pound in her brain

 

His presence it terrifies

 

And eclipses her days

 

No minutes to rest

 

No moment to pray

 

And with a whisper

 

He whips her

 

Her soul chained to his will

 

"My job is to kill if you forget to take your pill"

 

Her arms jerks

 

Tha sisters gather round her and scream

 

As if in a dream

 

Eyes on tha crimson stream

 

Numb as her wrists spit shots of blood to tha floor

 

I am nothing, no one, nobody, no more

 

 

 

These are her mountains and skies and

 

she radiates

 

And through history's rivers of blood

 

she regenerates

 

And like tha sun disappears only to reappear

 

Maria she's eternally here

 

Her time is near

 

Never conquered but here

 

 

 

To tear away at tha mask

 

To tear away at tha mask

 

To tear away at tha mask

 

 

 

No minutes to rest

 

No moment to pray

 

No minutes to rest

 

No moment to pray

 

No minutes to rest

 

It eclipses her day

 

Just a moment to pray

 

 

 

ugh!

 

 

 

To tear away at tha mask

 

Away at tha mask

 

To tear away at tha mask

 

To tear away at tha mask[/hide]

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FABOLOUS

 

 

 

Fabolous isn't a word, or maybe he pulled a Beatles on us. Homie's got depth.

 

 

 

it his name Azvareth isnt a word lol

 

Azvareth > Fabolous

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[hide=Pink Floyd - Time]Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day

 

You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

 

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town

 

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

 

 

 

Tired of lying in the sunshine

 

Staying home to watch the rain

 

And you are young and life is long

 

And there is time to kill today

 

And then one day you find

 

Ten years have got behind you

 

No one told you when to run

 

You missed the starting gun

 

 

 

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking

 

Racing around to come up behind you again

 

The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older

 

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

 

 

 

Every year is getting shorter

 

Never seem to find the time

 

Plans that either come to nought

 

Or half a page of scribbled lines

 

Hanging on in quiet desparation is the English way

 

The time is gone

 

The song is over

 

Thought I'd something more to say

 

 

 

Home, home again

 

I like to be here when I can

 

When I come home cold and tired

 

It's good to warm my bones beside the fire

 

Far away across the field

 

The tolling of the iron bell

 

Calls the faithful to their knees

 

To hear the softly spoken magic spells[/hide]

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Azvareth > Fabolous

 

 

 

yah lol guy sit on his but and posting on runescape forum better then successful rapper i totally agree

 

 

 

Actually, I'm working. Coincidentally I'm making money kicking out idiots like you.

 

 

 

Makin me feel all giddy. 8-)

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[hide=Dechristianize]Trembling to its fall

 

Putting and end to it all

 

By storm, by force

 

With might... without remorse

 

We are here to conquer this world

 

 

 

Like cancer... our hate consumes the light of elysium

 

Unstoppable force of demonic supremacy

 

All destroying...all devouring

 

Heaven now ravaged... scarred and empty

 

 

 

Strike the death knell of the pandemonium

 

Imbrue one's hands in the blood of christ

 

Washing away all filth of righteousness

 

The dimming of the light

 

Engulfing the trinity

 

 

 

He raped...the culture of mankind

 

He raped...the pride of the ancient ways

 

He raped...all thought of freewill

 

I who will watch you fall into obscurity

 

 

 

Washing away all filth of righteousness

 

The dimming of the light

 

Engulfing the [bleep]ing trinity

 

 

 

I spit upon your deity

 

Supposed creator of all things

 

Idol of irreverence you worship above

 

Show your true face... the image of prevarication

 

 

 

Unhallowed be our twilight

 

Thy grace untriumphant

 

Mourn the crowning of unconquerable profanation

 

 

 

Hell's grim tyrant...the eldest of night and chaos

 

Breathe once again...far from the shadow of god

 

This day of reckoning will be unavenged

 

Glory of wrathful inignation

 

I deny god and all religion

 

Turn up the whites of their eyes... Dechristianize

 

 

 

Hell's grim tyrant...the eldest of night and chaos

 

Breathe once again...far from the shadow of god

 

This day of reckoning will be unavenged

 

Glory of wrathful inignation

 

I deny god and all religion

 

Turn up the whites of their eyes... Dechristianize

 

 

 

Our poisonous truths

 

Divinity...drowning in impurity

 

Unconquerble...unstoppable

 

Sanguilent in your agony

 

 

 

Like cancer... our hate consumes the light of elysium

 

Unstoppable force of demonic supremacy

 

All destroying...all devouring

 

Heaven now ravaged... scarred and empty

 

 

 

Strike the death knell of the pandemonium

 

Imbrue one's hands in the blood of christ

 

Washing away all filth of righteousness

 

The dimming of the light

 

Engulfing the trinity

 

 

 

He raped...the culture of mankind

 

He raped...the pride of the ancient ways

 

He raped...all thought of freewill

 

I who will watch you fall into obscurity

 

 

 

Washing away all filth of righteousness

 

The dimming of the light

 

Engulfing the [bleep]ing trinity

 

 

 

Dechristianize...(x8)

 

 

 

Hell's grim tyrant...the eldest of night and chaos

 

Breathe once again...far from the shadow of god

 

This day of reckoning will be unavenged

 

Glory of wrathful inignation

 

I deny god and all religion

 

Turn up the whites of their eyes... Dechristianize...

 

 

 

Hell's grim tyrant...the eldest of night and chaos

 

Breathe once again...far from the shadow of god

 

This day of reckoning will be unavenged

 

Glory of wrathful inignation

 

I deny god and all religion

 

Turn up the whites of their eyes... Dechristianize...

 

 

 

Dechristianize (x2)[/hide]

Why even try with that idiot? Honestly, there is no point whatsoever. I'd get better replies if I argued with a tree stump.
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[hide=Ænema by TOOL]Some say the end is near

 

Some say we'll see armageddon soon

 

I certainly hope we will

 

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

 

 

Bull$hit three ring circus sideshow of

 

Freaks

 

 

 

Here in this hopeless [bleep]ing hole we call LA

 

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away

 

Any [bleep]ing time, any [bleep]ing day

 

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay

 

 

 

Fret for your figure and

 

Fret for your latte and

 

Fret for your hairpiece and

 

Fret for your lawsuit and

 

Fret for your prozac and

 

Fret for your pilot and

 

Fret for your contract and

 

Fret for your car

 

 

 

It's a

 

Bull$hit three ring circus sideshow of

 

Freaks

 

 

 

Here in this hopeless [bleep]ing hole we call LA

 

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away

 

Any [bleep]ing time, any [bleep]ing day

 

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay

 

 

 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky

 

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

 

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still

 

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip[cabbage]s

 

 

 

Some say the end is near

 

Some say we'll see armageddon soon

 

I certainly hope we will 'cause

 

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

 

 

Silly $hit, stupid $hit...

 

 

 

One great big festering neon distraction,

 

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied

 

 

 

Learn to swim

 

 

 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon

 

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be

 

 

 

Learn to swim

 

 

 

[bleep] L. Ron Hubbard and

 

[bleep] all his clones

 

[bleep] all those gun-toting

 

Hip gangster wannabes

 

 

 

Learn to swim

 

 

 

[bleep] retro anything

 

[bleep] your tattoos

 

[bleep] all you junkies and

 

[bleep] your short memory

 

 

 

Learn to swim

 

 

 

[bleep] smiley glad-hands

 

With hidden agendas

 

[bleep] these dysfunctional,

 

Insecure actresses

 

 

 

Learn to swim

 

 

 

'cause I'm praying for mayhem

 

And I'm praying for tidal waves

 

I wanna see the ground give way

 

I wanna watch it all go down

 

Mom please flush it all away

 

I wanna see it go right in and down

 

I wanna watch it go right in

 

Watch you flush it all away

 

 

 

Time to bring it down again

 

Don't just call me pessimist

 

Try and read between the lines

 

 

 

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

 

Welcome any change, my friend

 

 

 

I wanna see it all come down

 

Suck it down

 

Flush it down[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

[hide=Re]This my excavation and today is kumran

 

Everything that happens is from now on

 

This is pouring rain

 

This is paralyzed

 

 

 

I keep throwing it down two-hundred at a time

 

It's hard to find it when you knew it

 

When your money's gone

 

And you're drunk as hell

 

 

 

On your back with your racks as the stacks as your load

 

In the back and the racks and the stacks are your load

 

In the back with your racks and you're un-stacking your load

 

 

 

I've twisting to the sun I needed to replace

 

The fountain in the front yard is rusted out

 

All my love was down

 

In a frozen ground

 

 

 

There's a black crow sitting across from me; his wiry legs are crossed

 

And he's dangling my keys he even fakes a toss

 

Whatever could it be

 

That has brought me to this loss?

 

 

 

On your back with your racks as the stacks as your load

 

In the back and the racks and the stacks of your load

 

In the back with your racks and you're un-stacking your load

 

 

 

This is not the sound of a new man or crispy realization

 

It's the sound of the unlocking and the lift away

 

Your love will be

 

Safe with me[/hide]

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[hide=]"Some Cut"

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

What it is hoe, ah what's up (what's up)

 

Can a [racist term] get in them guts (them guts)

 

Cut you up like you ain't been cut (been cut)

 

Show your [wagon] how to really catch a nut (oh yeah yeah)

 

Well give me you number and I'll call (I'll call)

 

And I'll follow that [wagon] in the mall (in the mall)

 

Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)

 

While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)

 

 

 

[Verse One]

 

This your boy Mr. Funkadelic, what's the business baby

 

I've been eyeing you all day in the mall miss lady

 

You looking good, I think I seen your [wagon] in the hood

 

With your friends dressed up, trying to front if you could

 

But anyway, gone and drop a number or something

 

So I can call you later on,on your phone or something

 

Take you home, and maybe we could bone or something

 

It's no limits to what we do,cause tonight we cutting, gut busting

 

I'm digging in your walls something viscious

 

With your legs to the ceiling, catch a nut someting serious

 

You delirious,or might I say you taste so delicious

 

With your pretty brown skin, like Almond Joys and Kisses

 

And you ah certified head doctor

 

Number one staller that takes [bleep] in the [wagon] and won't holler

 

Bend you over and I"ll follow you straight to the room

 

Where it goes down lovely in the Leagon of Doom

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

[Verse Two]

 

[cabbage], you know the deal before a [racist term] even stepped

 

Damn that [wagon] hot, seems like it's gone melt

 

You know I give it to you til you run out of breathe

 

Then bust a nut all over yourself

 

The first time I called, you were juggling on my balls

 

In and out of your jaws, I was beating down your walls

 

Had your [wagon] breaking laws for a player was the cause

 

And every time you seen a G you was slipping off your drawers, I recall

 

I met your [wagon] at the mall, in the fall

 

You the one with the dress on, let me take you home

 

Show your [wagon] how to buss a nut, up in the guts

 

Cut you up like you ain't been cut

 

From the back (back) then to the side (side) to the front

 

Turn around, you down to ride

 

I smack them thighs, anyway that you want me

 

So gone see about a pimp and that monkey

 

And that's fo' sho'

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

[Verse Three]

 

What's the buiseness baby, can I get in them drawes

 

I like the way your hands rub against my balls

 

Cause you the one, a [racist term] met at south dekalb mall

 

With your pretty brown skin, thick thighs and all

 

135 petite, and your smell is unique

 

Maybe we can exchange numbers and hook up in the week

 

Oh, You a freak, I knew it from the first time I saw you

 

The way you played with your tongue, I knew right then I would call you

 

So what it is, they call me Super Don from the ville

 

And I'ma tell you like this, cause a [racist term] so real, and stay trill

 

Cause all I wanna do is just drill, with that [wagon] in the air, and the [kitty] I kill

 

And I feel, you love to [bleep] up on a hill

 

Suck [bleep] from behind, and take nut in your grill

 

So [bleep] chill, and shut your mouth just for a second

 

While I lay this [bleep] down on you just like I'm Teddy[/hide]

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[hide=Mr. Bungle - Quote Unquote]All behold the spectacle

 

A fleshy limbless rectangle

 

Sitting on a pedestal

 

So nasal handicapable

 

 

 

Sniff and remember silver ball

 

Contortions that he can't recall

 

The torso on a trampoline

 

the happiness melts into dream

 

 

 

To talk is an enunciated sneese

 

To taste is some foul air to breathe

 

 

 

One thought , it lasts a day

 

And at that rate -

 

he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!

 

He's a bird in flight , a hermaphrodite

 

And he fucks himself as he fucks the world

 

 

 

His twitching brain can dance within

 

Gyrating more like gelatin

 

A secret means of ecstacy

 

Acute and very olfactory

 

 

 

To see is colors crawling in the nose

 

To hear is stinking highs and lows

 

 

 

He's got an inch , but nothing with which

 

To scratch the itch - so wish it away

 

 

 

With his mouth sewn shut , he still shakes his butt

 

Cuz he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta

 

 

 

Smell. Sweat. Movement.

 

Everyone's dancing.

 

Disco.

 

Dimple.

 

Fading. Darker.

 

A subtle fragrance.

 

Faint.

 

Everyone's dancing without him.

 

Where did it go?

 

Dark.

 

Odorless.

 

Nothing.[/hide]

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Lover, please, do not fall to your knees... it's not like I believe in everlasting love...

 

 

 

[hide=Laura Marling - Ghosts]

Opened up his little heart

 

Unlocked the lock that kept it dark

 

And read a written warning

 

Saying Im still mourning

 

Over ghosts

 

Over ghosts

 

Over ghosts

 

Over ghosts that broke my heart before I met you

 

 

 

Lover, please do not

 

Fall to your knees

 

Its not

 

Like I believe in

 

Everlasting love

 

 

 

He went crazy at nineteen

 

Said hed lost all his self esteem

 

And couldnt understand why he was crying

 

 

 

He would stare at empty chairs

 

Think of the ghosts that once sat there

 

The ghosts who broke his heart.

 

All the ghosts that broke my heart

 

The ghosts that broke his heart

 

All the ghosts that broke my heart

 

the ghosts the ghosts the ghosts the ghosts the ghosts the ghosts

 

The ghosts that broke my heart before I met you

 

 

 

Lover, please do not

 

Fall to your knees

 

Its not

 

Like I believe in

 

Everlasting love

 

 

 

He says Im so lost,

 

Not at all well

 

Do as though there is nothing left to be

 

Turned out Id been following him and hed been following me

 

Do as though after it was over

 

We were just two lovers crying on each others shoulders

 

And i said

 

 

 

Lover please do not

 

Fall to your knees

 

Its not

 

Like I believe in

 

Everlasting love

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[hide=The Beatles/Eddie Izzard/The Spongetones and probably numerous others - For The Benefit of Mr Kite]

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

 

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

 

The Hendersons will all be there

 

Late of Pablo-Fanques Fair

 

 

 

Over men and horses hoops and garters

 

Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!

 

In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world!

 

 

 

The celebrated Mr. K.

 

Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate.

 

Nice neck of the woods.

 

The Hendersons theyre gonna dance and sing

 

As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late.

 

Messrs. K and H. assure the public

 

Their production is second to none

 

And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!

 

 

 

The band begins at ten to six

 

When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound

 

And Mr. H. will demonstrate

 

Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground.

 

Whatever they are!

 

 

 

Having been some days in preparation

 

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

 

And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill!

 

 

 

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I Palindrome I,because their all in palindromes.Well,I can't remember the lyrics though.

 

 

 

And then there's the Ezekial Woken song I wrote (the band I drum for.We're IP banned from most sites,so don't expect any songs for a bit.)

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Reads like poetry, simply beautiful.

 

 

 

[hide=Lover, You Should've Come Over - Jeff Buckley]Looking out the door

 

I see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners

 

Parading in a wake of sad relations

 

As their shoes fill up with water

 

 

 

Maybe I'm too young

 

To keep good love from going wrong

 

But tonight, you're on my mind so

 

You never know

 

 

 

Broken down and hungry for your love

 

With no way to feed it

 

Where are you tonight?

 

Child, you know how much I need it.

 

Too young to hold on

 

And too old to just break free and run

 

 

 

Sometimes a man gets carried away,

 

When he feels like he should be having his fun

 

Much too blind to see the damage he's done

 

Sometimes a man must awake to find that, really,

 

He has no-one...

 

 

 

So I'll wait for you... And I'll burn

 

Will I ever see your sweet return?

 

Oh, will I ever learn?

 

Oh, Lover, you should've come over

 

Cause it's not too late.

 

 

 

Lonely is the room the bed is made

 

The open window lets the rain in

 

Burning in the corner is the only one

 

Who dreams he had you with him

 

My body turns and yearns for a sleep

 

That won't ever come

 

It's never over,

 

My kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder

 

It's never over,

 

all my riches for her smiles when I slept so soft against her...

 

It's never over,

 

All my blood for the sweetness of her laughter...

 

It's never over,

 

She's a tear that hangs inside my soul forever...

 

 

 

But maybe I'm just too young to keep good love

 

From going wrong

 

Oh... lover you should've come over...

 

 

 

Yes, and I feel too young to hold on

 

I'm much too old to break free and run

 

Too deaf, dumb, and blind

 

To see the damage I've done

 

Sweet lover, you should've come over

 

Oh, love, well I'll wait for you

 

Lover, you should've come over

 

'Cause it's not too late.[/hide]

"Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"

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[hide=]How can this be?

 

Why is he the chosen one?

 

 

 

Saint gone astray

 

With a scepter and a gun

 

 

 

Learn to believe

 

In the mighty and the strong

 

 

 

Come bleed the beast

 

Follow me it won't be long

 

 

 

Listen when the prophet

 

Speaks to you

 

Killing in the name of God

 

 

 

Passion

 

Twisting faith into violence

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Straight is the path

 

Leading to your salvation

 

Slaying the weak

 

Ethnic elimination

 

 

 

Any day we'll all be

 

Swept away

 

You'll be saved

 

As long as you obey

 

 

 

Lies

 

Tools of the devil inside

 

Written in Holy disguise

 

Meant to deceive and divide

 

Us all

 

 

 

Listen when the prophet

 

Speaks to you

 

Killing in the name of God

 

 

 

Passion

 

Twisting faith into violence

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Blurring the lines

 

Between virtue and sin

 

They can't tell

 

Where God ends

 

And mankind begins

 

 

 

They know no other

 

Life but this

 

From the cradle

 

They are claimed

 

 

 

Listen when the prophet

 

Speaks to you

 

Killing in the name of God

 

 

 

Passion

 

Twisting faith into violence

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Hundreds of believers

 

Lured into a doomsday cult

 

All would perish

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Self-proclaimed messiah

 

Led his servants

 

To their death

 

Eighty murdered

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Forty sons and daughters

 

Un-consenting plural wives

 

Perversions

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Underground religion

 

Turning toward

 

The mainstream light

 

Blind devotion

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Justifying violence

 

Citing from the Holy Book

 

Teaching hatred

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Listen when the prophet

 

Speaks to you

 

Killing in the name of God

 

 

 

Passion

 

Twisting faith into violence

 

In the name of God

 

 

 

Religious beliefs

 

Fanatic obsession

 

Does following faith

 

Lead us to violence?

 

 

 

Unyielding crusade

 

Divine revelation

 

Does following faith

 

Lead us to violence?[/hide]

 

 

 

In The Name of God- Dream Theater

 

 

 

Favorite lyrical excerpt:

 

 

 

Religious beliefs

 

Fanatic obsession

 

Does following faith

 

Lead us to violence?

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Pain of Salvation - "A Trace of Blood'

 

 

 

Actually, their entire Remedy Lane album has awesome lyrics.

 

 

 

Porcupine Tree - "Trains", "Anesthetize", "The Sound of Muzak"

 

 

 

Dream Theater - "A Change of Seasons"

 

 

 

Tool - "Lateralus", "Schism", pretty much anything else off that album.

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Azvareth > Fabolous

 

 

 

yah lol guy sit on his but and posting on runescape forum better then successful rapper i totally agree

 

 

 

EDIT: Maybe Go die was a bit harsh. How bout you may dismiss yourself from this earth.

 

 

 

Anyway:

 

I like the Happy Birthday song Lyrics. Usually means its my Birthday, or theirs cake around.

 

 

 

In all seriousness

 

[hide=The Cure - Close To Me]I've waited hours for this

 

I've made myself so sick

 

I wish i'd stayed asleep today

 

I never thought that this day would end

 

I never thought that tonight could ever be

 

This close to me

 

Just try to see in the dark

 

Just try to make it work

 

To feel the fear before you're here

 

I make the shapes come much too close

 

I pull my eyes out

 

Hold my breath

 

And wait until i shake

 

 

 

But if i had your faith

 

Then i could make it safe and clean

 

If only i was sure

 

That my head on the door was a dream

 

 

 

I've waited hours for this

 

I've made myself so sick

 

I wish i'd stayed asleep today

 

I never thought that this day would end

 

I never thought that tonight could ever be

 

This close to me

 

 

 

But if i had your face

 

I could make it safe and clean

 

If only i was sure

 

That my head on the door

 

Was a dream[/hide]

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

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[hide=System Of A Down - Boom!]I've been walking through your streets

 

Where all your moneys are earned

 

Where all your buildings crying

 

And clueless neckties working

 

Revolving fake-lawn houses

 

Housing all your fears

 

Desensitized by TV

 

Overbearing advertising

 

God of consumerism

 

And all your crooked pictures looking good

 

Mirrorism, filtering information for the public eye

 

Designed for profiteering

 

Your neighbor, what a guy.

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born-

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Modern globalization

 

Coupled with condemnations

 

Unnecessary death

 

Matador corporations

 

Puppeting your frustrations with a blinded flag

 

Manufacturing consent is the name of the game

 

The bottom line is money

 

Nobody gives a F**K

 

Four thousand hungry children leave us per hour from starvation

 

While billions are spent on bombs

 

Creating death showers

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born-

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom!

 

 

 

Why must we kill our own kind?

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born.

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb.

 

[bOOM!][/hide]

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[hide=System Of A Down - Boom!]I've been walking through your streets

 

Where all your moneys are earned

 

Where all your buildings crying

 

And clueless neckties working

 

Revolving fake-lawn houses

 

Housing all your fears

 

Desensitized by TV

 

Overbearing advertising

 

God of consumerism

 

And all your crooked pictures looking good

 

Mirrorism, filtering information for the public eye

 

Designed for profiteering

 

Your neighbor, what a guy.

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born-

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Modern globalization

 

Coupled with condemnations

 

Unnecessary death

 

Matador corporations

 

Puppeting your frustrations with a blinded flag

 

Manufacturing consent is the name of the game

 

The bottom line is money

 

Nobody gives a F**K

 

Four thousand hungry children leave us per hour from starvation

 

While billions are spent on bombs

 

Creating death showers

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born-

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom!

 

 

 

Why must we kill our own kind?

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born.

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb.

 

[bOOM!][/hide]

 

 

 

good song man system of a down rule i hoping they will makes more music son

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[hide=System Of A Down - Boom!]I've been walking through your streets

 

Where all your moneys are earned

 

Where all your buildings crying

 

And clueless neckties working

 

Revolving fake-lawn houses

 

Housing all your fears

 

Desensitized by TV

 

Overbearing advertising

 

God of consumerism

 

And all your crooked pictures looking good

 

Mirrorism, filtering information for the public eye

 

Designed for profiteering

 

Your neighbor, what a guy.

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born-

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Modern globalization

 

Coupled with condemnations

 

Unnecessary death

 

Matador corporations

 

Puppeting your frustrations with a blinded flag

 

Manufacturing consent is the name of the game

 

The bottom line is money

 

Nobody gives a F**K

 

Four thousand hungry children leave us per hour from starvation

 

While billions are spent on bombs

 

Creating death showers

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born-

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom!

 

 

 

Why must we kill our own kind?

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb, you kill the god your child has born.

 

 

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

BOOM!

 

 

 

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom!

 

 

 

Every time you drop the bomb.

 

[bOOM!][/hide]

 

 

 

good song man system of a down rule i hoping they will makes more music son

 

 

 

They're on hiatus, so I doubt it :(

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Poisonous author, yet strangely, not a bad topic.... :?:

 

 

 

[hide=Weird Al-Trapped in the Drive Thru]Seven o'clock in the evenin', watching something stupid on TV

 

I'm zoned out on the sofa when my wife comes in the room and sees me

 

And she says, "Is this Behind The Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?"

 

And I say, "I don't know. Say, it's gettin' late, whatcha wanna do for dinner?"

 

 

 

She says, "I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry."

 

I said, "Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either, but I could eat."

 

She said, "So, what do you have in mind?"

 

I said, "I don't know, what about you?"

 

She says, "I don't care. If you're hungry, let's eat."

 

I said, "That's what we're gonna do.

 

 

 

But first you've gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for."

 

And she says, "Lemme think. What's left in our refrigerator?"

 

I said, "Well, there's tuna, I know."

 

She said, "That went bad a week ago."

 

I said, "Is the chili OK?"

 

She said, "You finished that yesterday."

 

 

 

I hopped up and said, "I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?"

 

She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver."

 

I'm like, "No, I said delivered."

 

She's like, "I heard you say liver."

 

I'm like, "I should know what I said."

 

She's like, "Whatever. I just don't want any liver."

 

 

 

Well, I was gonna say something, but my cell phone started to ring

 

Now, who could be callin' me? Well, I checked my caller I.D.

 

It was just cousin Larry callin' for the third time today

 

My wife said, "Let it go to voice mail."

 

I said, "OK."

 

 

 

"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right. So what do you wanna do?"

 

She says, "Why don't you whip up something in the kitchen?"

 

"Yeah," I said, "why don't you?"

 

And then she says, "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"

 

I says, "No."

 

She says, "Yes."

 

I says, "No."

 

She says, "Yes."

 

I says, "No."

 

She says, "Yes. Oh, here's your keys."

 

 

 

I step a little bit closer, say, "OK, where you wanna go?"

 

She says, "How about 'The Ivy'?"

 

I said, "Yeah, well, I don't know.

 

I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up and eatin' expensive food."

 

She says, "Olive Garden."

 

I say, "Nah, I'm not in the mood.

 

And Burrito King would make me gassy, there's no doubt."

 

She says, "Just forget about it."

 

I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out."

 

 

 

Then I get an idea

 

I say, "I know what we'll do"

 

She says, "What?"

 

I say "Guess."

 

She says, "WHAT?"

 

I say, "We're going to the drive-thru."

 

 

 

So we head out the front door

 

Open the garage door

 

Then I open the car doors

 

And we get in those car doors

 

 

 

Put my key in the ignition

 

And then I turn it sideways

 

And we fasten our seatbelts

 

As we pull out the driveway

 

 

 

Then we drive to the drive-thru (drive-thru)

 

Heading off to the drive-thru (drive-thru)

 

We're approaching the drive-thru (drive-thru)

 

Getting close to the drive-thru (drive-thru)

 

 

 

Almost there at the drive-thru (drive-thru)

 

Now we're here at the drive-thru (drive-thru)

 

Here in line at the drive-thru (drive-thru)

 

Did I mention the drive-thru? (drive-thru) (drive-thru) (drive-thru)

 

 

 

Well, here we are in the drive-thru line, me and her

 

Cars in front of us, cars in back of us, all just waiting to order

 

There's some idiot in a Volvo with his brights on behind me

 

I lean out the window and scream, "Hey, whatcha tryin' to do, blind me?"

 

 

 

My wife says, "Maybe we should park. We could just go eat inside."

 

I said, "I'm wearin' bunny slippers so I ain't leavin' this ride."

 

Now a woman, on a speaker box, is sayin', "Can I take your order please?"

 

I said, "Yes, indeed you certainly can, we'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."

 

 

 

Then my wife says, "Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind.

 

I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwhich instead this time."

 

I said, "You always get a cheeseburger."

 

She says, "That's not what I'm hungry for."

 

I put me head in my hands and scream, "I don't know who you are any more!"

 

 

 

The voice on the speaker says, "I don't have all day."

 

I said, "Then take our order, and we'll be on our way.

 

I wanna get a chicken sandwhich and I want a cheeseburger, too."

 

She's like, "You want onions on that?"

 

I'm like, "Yeah, I already said that I do.

 

 

 

Plus we need curly fries, and don't you dare forget it.

 

And two medium root beers - no, just one, we'll split it."

 

Then I said, "I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright.

 

So read me back my order; let's make sure you got it right."

 

 

 

She says, "One: you want a chicken sandwhich.

 

Two: you want a cheeseburger. Three: curly fries and a large root beer."

 

"Stop, don't go no further.

 

I never ordered a large root beer. I said medium, not large."

 

Then she says, "We're havin' a special; I supersized you at no charge."

 

 

 

"Oh (oh)."

 

And that's all I could say was, "Oh (oh)."

 

And she says, "Now there's something else (else) that I really think you should know (know)."

 

"You can have unlimited refills (refills) for just a quarter more (more)."

 

I say, "Great, except we're in the drive-thru (drive-thru), so what would I want that for (for)?"

 

 

 

Then she says, "Wait a minute. Your voice sounds so familiar. Hey, is this Paul?"

 

And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't Paul. Now, tell me, who's this Paul?"

 

She says, "He's just some guy who goes to school with me.

 

I sat behind him last year and I copied off of him in Geometry."

 

 

 

I said, "I know a guy named Paul, he used to be my plumber.

 

He was prematurely bald and moved to Pittsburgh last summer.

 

He also had bladder problems and a really bad infection on his toe."

 

And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right there.

 

That's way more than I needed to know."

 

 

 

And then we both were quiet

 

And things got real intense

 

And then she says, "Next window, please.

 

That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents."

 

So we inched ahead in line, movin' painfully slow

 

I got a little bored, so I turned on the radio

 

 

 

Click - turned it off because my wife was getting a headache

 

So we both just sat there quietly for her sake

 

Then I looked at her

 

And she looked back at me

 

And I said, "Umm, I think you have something in your teeth."

 

 

 

She turned away from me and then turned back and said, "Did I get it?"

 

I said, "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it, but hey, you know, don't sweat it."

 

Then she said, "How 'bout now?"

 

I said, "Yeah almost.

 

There's still a little bit there, but don't worry.

 

It's probably just a piece of toast."

 

 

 

Now we're at the pay window

 

Or whatever you call it

 

Put my hand in my pocket

 

I can't believe there's no wallet (wallet) (wallet) (wallet) (wallet)

 

 

 

And the lady at the window's like, "Well, well, well.

 

That'll be five eighty two."

 

I turn around to my wife and say, "How much have you got on you?"

 

She just rolls her eyes and says, "I'll pay for this, I guess."

 

So she reaches into her purse and busts out the American Express

 

 

 

I hand it to the lady

 

And she says, "Oh dear.

 

It's gotta be cash only.

 

We don't take credit cards here.

 

 

 

I take back the card and say, "Gee, really? Well that sucks."

 

And that's when I found out my wife was only carryin' three bucks

 

I said, "I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today."

 

She says, "I never got around to it. So, where's your wallet anyway?"

 

 

 

And I said, "Never mind, just help me to find some change."

 

Now the lady at the window's lookin' at me kinda strange

 

And she says, "Mister, please, we gotta move this line alone."

 

I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses, lady. We won't be long."

 

 

 

So I looked around inside the glove box

 

And checked the mat beneath my feet

 

I found a nickel in an ash tray

 

And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

 

 

 

Before long, I had a little pile of coins of every sort

 

The lady counts it up and says, "You're still about a dollar short."

 

And now my woman's got this weird look frozen on her face

 

She screams, "You know I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!"

 

 

 

And so I turned around

 

To the cashier again

 

I shrugged and said, "OK. Uhh, forget the chicken sandwhich then."

 

 

 

So I pick up my change

 

Pick up my receipt

 

And I drive to the pick-up window

 

Man, I just can't wait to eat

 

And now we see this acne-ridden kid, about sixteen

 

Wearin' a dorky name tag that says, "Hello, my name is Eugene"

 

 

 

And he hands me a paper bag

 

I look him in the eyes

 

And I say to him, "Hey, Eugene,

 

Could I get some ketchup for my fries?"

 

 

 

Well, he looks at me

 

And I look at him

 

And he looks at me

 

And I look at him

 

And he looks at me

 

And I look at him

 

And he says, "I'm sorry.

 

What did you want again?"

 

 

 

I say, "Ketchup."

 

And he says, "Oh yeah, that's right.

 

I just spaced out there for a second.

 

I'm really kinda burnt tonight."

 

 

 

And then he hands me the ketchup

 

And now we're finally drivin' away

 

And the food is drivin' me mad

 

With it's intoxicating bouquet

 

 

 

I'm starvin' to death by the time we pull up at the traffic light

 

I say, "Baby, give me that burger, I just gotta have a bite."

 

So she reaches in the bag and pulls out the burger

 

And she hands me the burger

 

And I pick up the burger

 

 

 

And then I unwrap the paper

 

I bite into those buns

 

And I just can't believe it

 

They forgot the onions[/hide]

 

14 minutes of glory.

 

 

 

[hide=Weird Al- Why Does This Always Happen to Me?]I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report

 

About some devastating earthquake in Peru

 

There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive

 

On the Richter scale it measured 8.2

 

And I said, "God, please answer me one question...

 

Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"

 

What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything

 

And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed

 

 

 

Why does this always happen...

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

Why does this always happen...

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

 

 

I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl

 

There was a 12-car pile-up, everybody dead

 

And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere

 

As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head

 

And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him

 

Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money . what a jerk

 

Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again

 

Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work

 

 

 

Oh, why does this always happen...

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

Why does this always happen...

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

 

 

Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner

 

And he told me I should buy another case

 

Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking

 

So I turned around and stabbed him in the face

 

Oh, and wouldn't you know it?

 

My knife got stuck

 

I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then

 

But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little

 

And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again

 

 

 

Oh tell me, why does this always happen...

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

Why does this always happen...

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

Why does this always happen to me?[/hide]

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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