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Well something weird is going on in my house.

So my parents have always had a bit of an issue with me and my girlfriend dating cause she's...not white. But recently they seemed to have warmed up to her a bit. I guess it's because i kind of invite her to family events and stuff, so they are forced to be in her company a bit more often now. I also talk about her a lot more than i used to in the past, so they hear about her a lot more. So it's my girlfriends birthday tomorrow, and last night i briefly mentioned this to my mom, just to let her know i won't be home for dinner. This morning my mom left the house at like 9, and 2 hours later she came back and handed me a package and said "Oh, this is for your girlfriend :) "

My girlfriend is going to freak out when she sees it, haha. I certainly didn't expect this, and i know she isn't going to either.

 

 

With any luck, it will actually be a gift instead of like.... anthrax or something.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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...is he hot???

He's not to my tastes. He's from Bangalore so he has that weird foreign look, wet slick hair and faux leather shoes.

 

 

-snip-

Creepy. And coming from me, that's awful.

 

It got creepier when he replied to my rejection message. A quote from him, "Take your time, it can be days, weeks, months and years (but only for 2-3 years as I will be finishing my PhD) and let (anytime during this duration) me know if you feel/want to be my life partner. Till the time, I will wait for you as a good friend." I see him on Thursdays at badminton, it's going to be so weird.

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...is he hot???

He's not to my tastes. He's from Bangalore so he has that weird foreign look, wet slick hair and faux leather shoes.

 

 

-snip-

Creepy. And coming from me, that's awful.

 

It got creepier when he replied to my rejection message. A quote from him, "Take your time, it can be days, weeks, months and years (but only for 2-3 years as I will be finishing my PhD) and let (anytime during this duration) me know if you feel/want to be my life partner. Till the time, I will wait for you as a good friend." I see him on Thursdays at badminton, it's going to be so weird.

 

 

You should do him a favor and tell him how he's never going to get laid as long as he keeps acting like that. :thumbup:

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I'm drunk on a wednesday night/thursday morning. This was not what I had intended but oh well. Class at 12:30 so I should probably get to sleep soon.

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I'm somewhat drunk almost every Wednesday. And i have classes at 8.15 every morning. Missed only once in two weeks.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Programming language test in two hours.

 

Surprisingly, Haskell hasn't been that bad at all. It's actually a pretty neat language. Of course, we've only gone over the simple stuff, and haven't done any super hard recursive functions. We'll see how this goes.

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RIP today thread.

 

Got drunk at a party. Missed my colleges version of prom. Chick I dig went. She looked real good. Pictures everywhere. Ex is dating some dude. [bleep] it. Much beer left over for tomorrow night. First bender weekend in a while. I need it.

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Been out the past two nights when two people have started on me. I think I'm indestructible when I've got a few vodkas down me, but I'm only 5'0", and so this video is probably a good representation of what it looks like:

 

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I'm pretty paranoid about getting fired from my job. I work at a grocery store as a cashier/bagger.

 

Today, my manager was walking around and watching me bag and then she pulled me over to the side and reminded me of procedures. And then she watched me again. And then she made me do a quiz in the breakroom over bagging. My co-workers are saying that they have to do it too, but... man. I know those post-hiring training things are a large warning for getting fired soon.

 

Maybe I'm not social enough because she critiqued me on not talking to the customer. I've been good to the store, I do my job and get to work on time, and they schedule me on really early weekend mornings because I'm reliable. But still, I'm pretty paranoid about losing my job because I like it a lot.

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I'm pretty paranoid about getting fired from my job. I work at a grocery store as a cashier/bagger.

 

Today, my manager was walking around and watching me bag and then she pulled me over to the side and reminded me of procedures. And then she watched me again. And then she made me do a quiz in the breakroom over bagging. My co-workers are saying that they have to do it too, but... man. I know those post-hiring training things are a large warning for getting fired soon.

 

Maybe I'm not social enough because she critiqued me on not talking to the customer. I've been good to the store, I do my job and get to work on time, and they schedule me on really early weekend mornings because I'm reliable. But still, I'm pretty paranoid about losing my job because I like it a lot.

I wouldn't worry about it. Her boss probably mentioned something needed improvement, so she's making sure everybody below her is doing it right.

 

Happens at my job all the time. The district manager comes in, says we're putting too much cheese on the pizzas, then my manager grinds our asses on putting the right amount on, checks up on us, tests us, etc. After a while it kinda dies down and things return to normal.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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I'm pretty paranoid about getting fired from my job. I work at a grocery store as a cashier/bagger.

 

Today, my manager was walking around and watching me bag and then she pulled me over to the side and reminded me of procedures. And then she watched me again. And then she made me do a quiz in the breakroom over bagging. My co-workers are saying that they have to do it too, but... man. I know those post-hiring training things are a large warning for getting fired soon.

 

Maybe I'm not social enough because she critiqued me on not talking to the customer. I've been good to the store, I do my job and get to work on time, and they schedule me on really early weekend mornings because I'm reliable. But still, I'm pretty paranoid about losing my job because I like it a lot.

You'll be alright, from my experiences working in a grocery store, you have to be a real piece of shit to get fired. Only people who got fired that I know of in all my time working either skipped work regularly or were fired for sexual harassment and general shit talking to other employees. If you haven't been working there long, you'll definitely improve. By the time I quit I could bag like a champ without even thinking about what I was doing.  That being said, you'll run into people who are going to get outrageously upset at you for nothing. One lady basically acted as though I had killed her baby when I didn't pack her insulated bag with exactly what she wanted in it.  Told her to go [bleep] herself, only in a few more words.

 

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Anyways, I'm supposed to be writing a lab for tomorrow and it's after 3am and I haven't started. Needless to say this isn't going to be a night where I get a ton of sleep.

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Day 3 of my pre-birthday bender ended at 4am last night. I'd welcome death at this point. Class in 20 minutes (it's 9am now). I'm almost excited to not drink after this weekend for abit, this hangover shits getting old quick.

 

(but that's what happens when you try to do birthday shots AFTER 12 beers and a large White Russian)

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Its all about determination. And peeing every 5 minutes (beer guts are usually a result of expansion from excess liquid)

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12 beers should be manageable. Even 0,5l bottles.

Then again, I am a giant.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I can't handle 12 beers, in any capacity. As a teenager, sure but these days I get drunk enough to be happy and stop drinking after about 6 drinks. Plus I pee constantly after about 3 or 4 beers. And I get full. Although that probably has to do with the fact that I won't drink light beer. I'm sure I could probably handle 12 keystone or something.

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I usually stick to ale, but around my parts if you dont keep going after beer 6, you get teased pretty heavy. And I'm not a large man haha.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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