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I don't see why being funny during sex would be a bad thing, as long as your partner also thinks it's funny.

 

 

That being said, shouting "bazinga" during sex is stupid as [bleep] and not funny at all

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Everyone tries making funny sounds during sex. I just play pokemon.

 

"When you're having sex with somebody, you can say 'yes,' or 'yeah,' or 'uh-huh,' but for some reason you can't say, 'Yep.'" - Demetri Martin

 

"Ohhh, yep! Oh yep, baby! Yep! Yep! YEP! YEP!..."
 

 

Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep.

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Spicy tacos, beer, and cheese fries.

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i have sex like someone trying to navigate a sofa up a curving flight of stairs

Is it that big?

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Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep.

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I was thinking the same thing....... Not that particular skit, but the martians. 

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“Mmmhmm.”

 

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Fellow Earthicans I come bearing news. While I did not yell bazinga, I did kinda whisper it loud enough so it could be heard as we were shushing so her parents wouldn't hear us. To that I say close enough.

 

 

I also watched Frozen and it was actually pretty cute.

 

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That's another thing I don't really understand.....

 

If you know that getting caught could get you in trouble, why even do it when her parents are home?

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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That's another thing I don't really understand.....

 

If you know that getting caught could get you in trouble, why even do it when her parents are home?

Cause her parents went to sleep and its a rare occasion when only she is home.

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Agreed. Risk=fun. Did it on one end of the couch while her mom was on the other end of it once. Among numerous other stories I should probably not post on the internet haha

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Meanwhile, I'm 18 in a week, and really can't be bothered to plan anything.

Meh.

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I've come to the conclusion that my approach to modding skyrim thus far has probably been less than healthy for the game and my saves, as has been running an altered grids to load value (which is a shame because I'm going to miss that). On the upside, it's a good chance to try gameplay altering mods (specifically, I want a combat overhaul). And so begins the journey of restoring Skyrim to a Vanilla state, loading up the new mods and settings I want, and then hopefully never touching those mods or settings again for an entire playthrough (without a very good reason). If I achieve a stable build, and don't fiddle with it, everything should be just peaches for as long as I like (helps that the game is no longer being updated. Can't avoid fiddling when the game updates).

 

I've also come across an opportunity to fix a gripe that I have with the majority of games I have ever played. Everything has too much health. In too many games, upping the difficulty makes the enemy harder to kill, and I find this to be immersion shattering when it leads to things like enemies surviving excessive numbers of headshots (grunts surviving one headshot is excessive. Bosses surviving a headshot is a concession I am willing to make for the sake of gameplay). To me, that's an ass backwards way to go about making the game harder. In my experience, the Rainbow Six games are some of the few that get this right. In Rainbow Six: 3, the first one I played, you are easy to kill. Doesn't matter what difficulty level, you can get shot 4 times if you're lucky before you're dead. The primary change is that enemies respond faster, and they get really accurate. In Vegas 2, which I am more familiar with, you die faster at each successive difficulty level, and again, enemies start reacting faster and with greater precision. At no point will an enemy absorb an assault rifle clip.

 

So what I think I need for Skyrim is primarily a damage multiplier. I need one so that late game run of the mill monsters don't become an exercise in patience, and they need one so that run of the mill monsters can actually hurt me. Everyone should be way easier to kill, except perhaps things like Dragons. I never want Dragons to become this easy again. I miss the days when a dragon meant there was a sporting chance I was about to die.

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Agreed. Risk=fun. Did it on one end of the couch while her mom was on the other end of it once. Among numerous other stories I should probably not post on the internet haha

I really want to hear this story

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Meanwhile, I'm 18 in a week, and really can't be bothered to plan anything.

Meh.

I don't think you'll be missing out on much :P

 

Agreed. Risk=fun. Did it on one end of the couch while her mom was on the other end of it once. Among numerous other stories I should probably not post on the internet haha

I really want to hear this story

 

Do [email protected]@ How big was the couch anyway L

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Yeah, I really want to hear this story too actually.

 

Today was my 24th birthday. Fairly uneventful to be honest. We're going out Saturday though so that should fix that. Donated £3 for that no make up selfie thing that's going around Facebook too.

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Happy birthday's all around then mates :)

 

You guys are way too hyped about this couch story. It was a basic sixed L couch, so it had that cool seat that was basically a bed, and then a whole other couch piece so it made an L. Real simple shape. Real regular size. The TV was placed so the person in the L bed place had to tilt their head like 40 degrees away from the other side of the couch to get ideal viewing empowerment. High TIFing is so much better than drunk TIFing gaizzzz. Anyway, her mom was real involved in the Bachelor or some shit, so we just started fooling around maybe 5 inches from kicking her mom with my feet. I'm tall so it was more challenging for me. We were under a huge thick blanket. But its not like it wasnt insanely obvious. Her mom either ignored it or pretended to ignore it. Was decent sex.

 

But that's a prison tat compared to the Space Ship Earth ride at Disney story... 

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My best in-public moment is really a everything you could do but sex in a hotel room while 8 other people sleep in the same room. I got called out on it like a year later, but I think all that was heard was some kissing, which I'll take if that's all that was known.. All my other stories, I know would get me a warning from Randox..

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