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Tequila is the worst thing invented by capitalism.


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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cruises are the worst thing invented by capitalism

Now that is an opinion I need to hear more of. Why are cruises that bad?

 

i like having opinions that allow me to feel superior to others 

 

Tequila is the worst thing invented by capitalism.

pretty sure Tequila has existed a lot longer than modern capitalism xD

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Tequila is the worst thing invented by capitalism.

*in the voice of the extremely pretenious guy at the new year's party* Yeas but have you ever had a good sipping tequilla?


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i remember when who and i met up for tequalia shots in omaha and we each had like 57 and endned up making out

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I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I don't remember this. Uhhhhhhhh


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I don't remember this. Uhhhhhhhh

That's what Tequila does to you...

 

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I don't remember this. Uhhhhhhhh

That's what Tequila does to you...

 

 

Oh my god, I love this man. That was amazing.

 

Edit: Oh, it's an SNL skit. That's a lot less exciting.


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For-profit health care gets my vote for worst invention of capitalism. That, or the automobile.


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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I did a bad thing

 

I'm on 2 projects 50/50 on my time and one of them had a release so a hard deadline so I put more of my time there while still charging the same on both. And I have a meeting tommorow with the project lead on the one I've been neglecting.

 

big oof. Hope I can weasel out of it this time and not do that again  :wacko:

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youre fired. clear out your desk.security will be here momentarily to escort yu out.

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I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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cruises are the worst thing invented by capitalism

Now that is an opinion I need to hear more of. Why are cruises that bad?

 

i like having opinions that allow me to feel superior to others 

 

Tequila is the worst thing invented by capitalism.

pretty sure Tequila has existed a lot longer than modern capitalism xD

 

Is that because IRL you aren't superior to anyone? Nerrrrd. Love you really. Maybe. 


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cruises are the worst thing invented by capitalism

Now that is an opinion I need to hear more of. Why are cruises that bad?

i like having opinions that allow me to feel superior to others

 

Tequila is the worst thing invented by capitalism.

pretty sure Tequila has existed a lot longer than modern capitalism xD

Is that because IRL you aren't superior to anyone? Nerrrrd. Love you really. Maybe.

No it's because IRL my superiority is obvious


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Tequila wasn't available here before capitalism, so my point still stands.

Blimey, I should not drink that one brand of beer that I know always gives me a headache in the morning. Or, well, evening, as we finished at around 7 AM. But it was the only light beer left and I didn't want dark beer...


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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[hide=pain]Had my first full session of electrolysis today, and when I left the place, my right arm was bruised from clenching the electricity wand. The actual needle wasn't much worse than the shorter session last time, but my arm was flexed for a lot longer, and had more time to hurt itself.

 

Going back to work after that and typing was rough. I can deal with temporary pain pretty well, it's the lasting stuff that gets to me.[/hide]


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tequila does pre-date capitalism though

 

capitalism: 1800s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_capitalism#Origins_of_capitalism

tequila: 1500s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila#History

 

idk man I've never had problems with tequila but I don't get drunk twice a day

 

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also looking back at my scholarship app I made a slip up (put spring 2019 instead of spring 2018) so I'm not gonna get it LOL

 

also never heard back from Epic so I'm going to chalk that up to 'overqualified' instead of being a negative nancy


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I started watching kitchen nightmares in my down time. 2 episodes in. Neither restaurant was "rescued"


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Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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youre fired. clear out your desk.security will be here momentarily to escort yu out.

 

:lol:

 

oh man he was impressed by my progress. So I didn't screw myself I just gotta not do that shit again

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I started watching kitchen nightmares in my down time. 2 episodes in. Neither restaurant was "rescued"

 

 

Most of those places don't really get fixed. Even if they get 'fixed' in the episode, they shut down. After each episode, go and look the restaurant on Google or Yelp to see if it closed. It seems that 9/10 of those places all closed within a year of getting 'fixed' due to them going back to the same old crap.


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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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Why would covering my head when going to sleep stop an annoying night time cough caused by my cold/flu?


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I went to a restaurant that was on Diners drive ins and dives (I think before the episode aired?) and it was just super depressing inside. We were the only ones there

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I started watching kitchen nightmares in my down time. 2 episodes in. Neither restaurant was "rescued"

 

Most of those places don't really get fixed. Even if they get 'fixed' in the episode, they shut down. After each episode, go and look the restaurant on Google or Yelp to see if it closed. It seems that 9/10 of those places all closed within a year of getting 'fixed' due to them going back to the same old crap.

That's what I'm doing at the end of each episode. There s actually a website that breaks it down already, but I have a lot of down time and I want to watch it for myself haha. The series boasts a 26% successful rescue rate as of the end of 2017.

 

But to be fair by the time Ramsey shows up at most of these dumps, they're already long past beyond repair. Makes for fun tv though.

 

But as long as I'm talking about the show, God damn I hate the American traditional reality tv format.

1) show intro with over dramatic music

2) tease 5 minutes of content about what I'm about to see

3) 5 more minutes of footage I'm about to see

4) commercial break

5) actual content for 10 minutes, most of which I saw in the intro

6) commercial break

7) re cap of last 10 minutes of footage

8) 3 minute epilogue

9) 10 minutes of previews of the next episode (see also: step 2 - but for next episode)

10) commercial

11) promotion of something

12) end episode, begin step 1 for next episode


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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