Tim_Finch Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 i dont think george carlin would want to RIP. his religion was frisbeetarianism, which he created himself. the main logic behind this was that when you die your soul is flung up on a roof like a frisbee and left there forever. i got this from a bio on him. Don't forget he worships the sun and prays to Joe Presley :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oegly41 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Rowan Atkinson. Just superior with his brilliant Blackadder quotes. Filesharer.org - Upload your mugshot to support The Pirate Bay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Amazed people actually like Carlo's mencia. Jim Gaf[bleep]in, Dave Chappelle and Steven Colbert are my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Russell Peters dude i love this guy and his vids r easy to find on youtube. he is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oy_the_Great Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Bill Hicks, hands down the best American comedian IMHO. But at least as good, though a different style, is the dutch Hans Teeuwen. He's so incredibly insane, over the top and genius at the same time, he's the only comedian where I'm almost constantly in pain of an overdose of laughter. There's a bunch of good comedians out there, Dane Cook, Carlin, Seinfeld, that guy from Achmed the dead terrorist, but tbh, what they do is child's play compared to what Hans Teeuwen and Bill Hicks did. It's a shame Bill died and Hans retired, but their heritage is safely stored on my DVD collection and just never gets old. Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted August 11, 2008 Author Share Posted August 11, 2008 ^ Carlin? childplay? no! his comedy act on the "Seven words you cant say on tv" led to a supreme court hearing. that man was a genius. i dont think george carlin would want to RIP. his religion was frisbeetarianism, which he created himself. the main logic behind this was that when you die your soul is flung up on a roof like a frisbee and left there forever. i got this from a bio on him. Don't forget he worships the sun and prays to Joe Presley :P Joe Pesci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oreocookie987 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 George Carlin. He's inspired me. Expecting a good life because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Ross Noble is hilarious. His accent and his randomness has me in stitches. And George Bush would be the funniest man alive if he wasn't the most powerful person in the world. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Finch Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 ^ Carlin? childplay? no! his comedy act on the "Seven words you cant say on tv" led to a supreme court hearing. that man was a genius. I saw that act, but didn't know about the court hearing. That man is god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 George Carlin. His comedy is just perfect for my sense of humor... There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 jimmy carr. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Ross Noble is hilarious. His accent and his randomness has me in stitches. Love ross noble's shows, if you watch two different venues of the same tour, his act is almost totally different, he's so random. Saw one wherein one of his encores he wouldn't let the crowd leave because a few of them were complaining the car park closes early :lol: Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coza_17 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chappelle, Jeff Foxworthy. About all I can think of right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captindeath Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 A few of my favorites include Daniel Tosh, Nick Swardson, and my favorite has to be the movie trailer voice guy Pablo Francisco. Nobody can control his own life. The best you can do is chose to fill the roles given to you with good people, people who love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 J. Roge,otherwise he'd kick my [wagon]. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kolko Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 \ Eddie Izzard \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygimantas Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Carlos Mencia is the best ! \ 99 Hunter - November 1st, 200899 Cooking -July 22nd, 200999 Firemaking - July 29th, 201099 Fletching - December 30th, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisc6 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 No other comedian has anything on Richard pryor, i did a media assignment on racism in the media and i did it on richard pryor, if at least to go through his catalogue of fantastic shows. Modern day comedian:Bill Bailey.Not as international as Richard pryor, i dont think his comedy transceneds outside of britain well because its a lot about those british establishments and icons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qod7nSGKag0 Some ye olde poetry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmpw5wwEHlY Argos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HyS94O2h0 Starsky and Hutch Oh and all i can say is that i applaud the backlash to that moneygrabbing sleezeball Peer kay who i still dont think has an official site but just a store to sell his dated crap.Im so [bleep]ing sick of seeing bolten albert halls repeats and hearing GARLIC BREAD.Well [bleep] you for degenerating the stnadards off british stand up momentarily only for mock the week to save it from embarresement.Harsh but hes so astranomically overated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixand Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Mitch Hedberg R.I.P http://www.hedburgh.com/media.shtml I miss him :( he died to young, i saw him at a club once, you can't get the experience from just reading his jokes, its the way he does it. I think they can take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn! Remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank." They'd have to change that McDonald's song, "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a... bun." How does sesame seeds stick to a bun? That's [bleep]in' magical. There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there! Either that, or they're adhesive on one side... Take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular." What does a sesame seed grow into? I don't know... we never give them a chance. What the [bleep] is a sesame?! It's a street... It's a way to open [cabbage]... Thirteen's an unlucky number, right? Well, then so should the letter B be, cuz B looks like a scrunched together 13. Hello, what is your name? Bob. Get the [bleep] away! Onions make me sad, alot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions I'm sad... the plight of onions has been sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying. They think I'm just reacting. One time a guy handed me a picture, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a [bleep]! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera. What's it look like?... lol im not gonna quote everything.. http://www.hedburgh.com/quoter.shtml "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel AdamsMy new site. [bETA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Collegehumor Picnicface They're not really comedians but they make the funniest stuff i've ever seen. Stuff that's 10x better than most comedians i've seen. Other than that dane cook is pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted August 23, 2008 Author Share Posted August 23, 2008 ha, someone brought this topic back. cool. my favorite comedic website it CRACKED.com. great sarcastic articles about anything you could think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyco_Reborn Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 My favourite comedic duo has to be Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. All of their songs are funny. And my second favourite would be Lawrel and Hardy (Sp.?), probably the best slapstick duo ever. My Last.FmLeekSpinner!!!Random Furry Dance!!!Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saif Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 dave chapelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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