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I'm not sure whether internet ads count but theres this pop-up titled "Killing Season Starts" or some crap like that where there's this dude whos covered in spiderweb sitting in a corner, he basically just mumbles some noise over and over again until your cursor moves to that ad and then he would mumble loudly for 1 last time until a guy with a knife shows up and the whole ad is covered in blood.

 

 

 

Friggin annoying


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:lol: I'm thinking total opposites.

 

I'm the goody two shoes, your 66% rebel :P

 

 

 

I like the Dettol Adverts. The woman's voice is nice. 'Dettol Protects. Fact' Makes her sound smart. And of course the Littlewood clothing ads. The music rocks lol...and its fun to dance to. :o.

 

And Hastings Direct! The number sticks in your head and its really clever I think to get a number with the year that the battle of hastings was in.

 

The happy period advert annoys me too...for reasons I'd rather not type.

 

The directline Home insurance ad has soothing music, so I like that too

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Um.. the stupid subway commercials where people talk about their favourite subway foods. Now i'm not against that restaurant, but seriously, who the hell wants to know what you put in there?

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How could I forget! The gold kit advert where the woman is talking like a robot and the old lady sounds very stereotypical (high pitched, crackly voice, almost like a cat)

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Oh and how can I forget the J.G. Wentworth commercials, as two other people said in page 2. "Its my money and I need it now! its my money and I need it now!"

 

 

 

Its your money and I want it now! Call today.

 

 

 

There was also the one with the opera singers that keeps playing on GSN :wall: . I hate that one, the song gets stuck in my head. "I have an annuity but I need cash now... CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

 

 

And of course the boring lawyer commercials. Particularly the one with Attourney Peter Francis Geraci. That guy looks like he hasn't gotten laid in a century. He talks exactly as you would expect a stereotypical boring lawyer to talk.

 

 

 

Oh yeh, and the 5 dollar footlong commercials get stuck in my head. And I love how Subway credits themselves with Jerad losing 200 pounds.


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<3: M & S ads. I like the woman's voice...and the food is really nice.

 

I think tescos ads are too simple...although the company is alright, the adverts dont work quite as well

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Personally I hate those Wendy's commercials; or fast food in general.

 

I really hate that Wendy's commercial about the chicken salad. The first part about "cold crunchy good good" thing I hate, and then the "I don't like grey in my chicken" and the wench in the logo shaking her head and such. It all infuriates me to no end.


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Who can forget about Smilin' bob and his "big" offer to sell you some pills.

 

 

 

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The damn male enhancement commercials. I seriously saw one in the afternoon on Nick!

 

 

 

See 2 posts above.


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All adverts annoy me, more so the adverts on the BBC.

 

But to be honest I watch very little television these days.


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should have went to freecreditreport...

 

 

 

UGH!

 

 

 

that song's annoying even on the radio.

 

 

 

Billy Mayes can stick that Mighty putty up his [Wagon].

 

 

 

And I feel the need to toss that headon tube in a fire.


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The damn male enhancement commercials. I seriously saw one in the afternoon on Nick!

 

 

 

See 2 posts above.

 

 

 

 

 

I began posting it before you posted. But, I was also playing my DS.

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the only ads that annoy me are the ones in FACEBOOK which pretend to be something else....

 

the ones on a forum.. you can ignore.. because they don;t know you name... just says there's a message for you!

 

the ones on facebook will know your name, and the name of at least one friend. and say that this friend sent you a message.

 

 

 

AAAAARGH!

 

 

 

its soooo annnoying.

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JG Wentworth commercials are ANNOYING. "It's my money and i want it now!!!" :x

 

 

 

Alot of those medication commercials are also VERY annoying...(Weight loss commercials like lipozene (sp?) are annoying especially with that robotic woman that's telling you "BUY LIPOZENE NOW!!!!!1111"

 

 

 

Burger King commercials are the few commercials i think that are funny. :thumbsup:


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JG Wentworth commercials are ANNOYING. "It's my money and i want it now!!!" :x

 

 

 

Alot of those medication commercials are also VERY annoying...(Weight loss commercials like lipozene (sp?) are annoying especially with that robotic woman that's telling you "BUY LIPOZENE NOW!!!!!1111"

 

 

 

Burger King commercials are the few commercials i think that are funny. :thumbsup:

 

Not the Bk apple fries one! :ohnoes:

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The producers of the commercials strive to make the commercials as annoying as they are. Look at us now, we're talking about them :oops: #-o .


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:lol: Lol I remember one male enhancement commercial once made me laugh water through my nose.

 

 

 

It went like this: "Steve was a normal guy living in his quiet neighborhood but he had a problem." *Steve is pushing a shopping cart to his home* "Now thanks to *product* he can do all the things he used to do" *Starts pushing the cart with one hand* "He now feels right at any moment he is needed for his wife" *Starts going UP a HILL while pushing the cart without hands :twss: and being half a foot away from it.*

 

 

 

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That is hilarious, I wish they had ones like that here.


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I hate it when I go to a website and there are adverts with sound, especially the ones saying you won something. On tv, I hate any and all commercials that deal with 'feminine hygeine products'.


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Laxative commercials. It's always some middle aged woman telling me how Dulcolax is "Right for me". Just what I need: A middle aged woman with a malfunctioning colon telling me that I need a laxative. Go crap your brains out woman and leave me the hell out of it.

 

 

 

Genital Herpes commercials are a close second, but they haven't been on as much as they used to.


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A local area lawyer named Edgar Snyder has a LOT of commercials that appear on TV here in my region... it gets annoying. It's like if all you did was watch TV here you'd think he's the only lawyer in the Pittsburgh area. He always ends his commercials by pointing and saying "There's never a fee unless we get money for you!" What a guy! :wall: :wall:


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And Jimmy, I love car adverts :shock:

 

But then I guess your entitled to your own opinion :P

 

 

 

 

Ack #-o . Sorry, i meant car insurance ads. I'll edit my post now ::'

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'All of these supermarkets say I can get cheaper car insurance? I'm confused... dot com.'

 

 

 

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'Did you [puncture] yourself with a needle while sewing? Did you jump out of the window? Phone InjuryLawyers4TheAbolitionOfCommonSense and we'll give you 100% REAL MONEY! Yes, REAL MONEY, because you're a fruiting idiot!'


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Adverts online that are made to look like an actual Windows pop-up. "You are 100.000th visitor to this site! click here to claim your prize"

 

 

 

They don't seem to detect the fact that I'm running Linux so the results are quite dumb.


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