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I'm in the kitchen cooking cause I thought I'd cook for my family tonight instead of having my mom cook. I have sauce boiling on the stove because I'm making Chicken Parmesan so I go in to stir it and he asks "how does it taste?" I told him I don't know I didn't taste it because it's too hot but if you want to try go ahead but be careful because it is hot.

 

 

 

He replies with "No thanks idiot, I'm not that stupid I'm not getting burnt". I told him okay, I wasn't trying to get you burnt and you don't have to taste it if you want, so I finish stirring and start to walk back to my bedroom. The moron he is must be pissed off for whatever stupid reason so he grabs the spoon (Silver Metal Spoon) which is hot and has some sauce on it and it's me on the side of my face and then my back a few times.

 

 

 

Leaving a few welts on my back and a burn mark on my face, needless to say I'm quite pissed off but I'm not going to call the cops because I really don't need to cause trouble at home. It's just insane how much of a moron he can be.

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I get in fights with my siblings all the time. Then after a few minutes, we're back to being great buddies again.

 

That wasn't a fight. It was dangerous stupidity and ignorance, not an argument over who plays the xbox next. I agree with agunimon 100%

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I don't even acknowledge my sister anymore. We haven't had a conversation that hasn't consisted of 'move' or 'go away' for probably 5 years, maybe more.

 

That's how I like it. :)

 

Why what happened?

Jesus Christ, can't you just admit that you're wrong? :rolleyes:

Cause I'm not wrong.

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I get in fights with my siblings all the time. Then after a few minutes, we're back to being great buddies again.

 

That wasn't a fight. It was dangerous stupidity and ignorance, not an argument over who plays the xbox next. I agree with agunimon 100%

 

 

 

How is that ignorance? That word is used too loosely on these forums.

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I don't even acknowledge my sister anymore. We haven't had a conversation that hasn't consisted of 'move' or 'go away' for probably 5 years, maybe more.

 

That's how I like it. :)

 

Why what happened?

 

It's something that just happens, I'm pretty sure. Because it's the exact same with me and my sister.

 

Though it's partially because she's nearly always holed up in her room. When she's not, she's watching TV. On the TV connected to my Wii. Arguments ensue.

 

 

 

On topic, that really sucks. Make sure he gets in trouble for it, big trouble. Threaten to call the cops even, if you aren't willing to.

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Ouch!!! If I were you i wouldve beaten the crap outta him and stuff him.

 

There we go, all better.

 

 

 

Call the cops, dude. Just to see what they can do to him and scare him up a little.

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I argue with my brother and sister frequently, but we never do anything physically harmful. He shouldn't have done that, it could have permantly scarred you.

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Dude, you got owned. Next time, hit him back with a Falcon Punch, or barrel roll him until his woffle roffles.

 

Yeah, try the Falcon Punch.

 

 

 

No seriously, try the Falcon Punch.

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Is it me, or has everyone on tip.it gone insane and immature, completely incapable of interesting, intelligent discusion, and all the smart people have left?

 

what happened to the science related, or news and current affairs topics?

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Is it me, or has everyone on tip.it gone insane and immature, completely incapable of interesting, intelligent discusion, and all the smart people have left?

 

what happened to the science related, or news and current affairs topics?

 

 

 

Off-Topic doesn't have to be news articles, religious debates, and political crap. Sometimes it's nice to have threads like this.

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Dude, you got owned. Next time, hit him back with a Falcon Punch, or barrel roll him until his woffle roffles.

 

Falcon punches are serious business, man. I set myself on fire last time I did it. Well, I did set my friend on fire as well, but that was the general idea.

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Is it me, or has everyone on tip.it gone insane and immature, completely incapable of interesting, intelligent discusion, and all the smart people have left?

 

what happened to the science related, or news and current affairs topics?

 

We got tired of people unableable to spell "discussion" participating in them.

 

 

 

(Yes, irony.)

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