anonymous1234 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Whenever i go to wal mart or a place with a lot of candy I break the Hershey bars in half. Seriously chuckled when I read that :P Haha yeah, that's [bleep] awesome (and mean). Though I have no idea what a Hershey bar is, I presume it's like a Mars Bar or something. But for some reason, I still laughed. xDIt's a bar of chocolate. Occasionally when I pop into the batheroom for a leak and I notice someone inside a stall "doing business", I would take some toilet paper, wet it and throw it in. One of the reasons I hate public washrooms lol. Actually happened twice that I absolutely had to go do business, and that the only toilets available around were the public washrooms -.-. I always do my best to do it at home lol. There are two things in my mind what I think you are on about, so explain :mrgreen:I think he means :uhh: but I hope he means =P~ (it was the best smily to symbolize peeing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Taking a crap of course -.- Didn't think about the fact a lot of you guys have the mind in the gutter lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootlaboot Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Taking a crap of course -.- Didn't think about the fact a lot of you guys have the mind in the gutter lol. Welcome to the Internet, where everyone's mind is so far in the gutter they have to pay rent. On topic: I often find myself wondering, if anyone besides me thought the pain Olympics was funny. If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user1991 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 I like Asian chicks with a passion. I think drugs are not just not bad, but are actually good. Except alcohol, what a stupid drug. I got fired in a record 12 seconds of my first job for calling my boss a "conservative neo-nazi ****er" :) Hey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 I knock over a lot of boxes of food at places like Publix, I sometimes drink right out of the slushie machine when no one is looking, I also mess up the whole clothes section at wal-mart or target or someplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leoo Posted September 6, 2008 Author Share Posted September 6, 2008 A lot of us look mixing up stuff ay? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gongusan Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Confessions, eh? I'm a gay furry and no one I know IRL knows. I'm afraid of what would happen if I told people. eew :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 I need to confess how my phone really broke to my parents. :? "Hey Mum, oh yeah, my phone broke because my mate dropped a water bottle on it, which cracked the screen, then we used it as a foot ball, and squished it with our heels." You can never tell your parents how you ruined your phone. Ever. I ruined mine because I spilled jagermeister on it :oops: Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Hmm, my calculator dropped from my locker and the screen smashed. Now it doesn't work. I can't tell my parents as that's the third calculator they bought me in a few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 A couple of friends and I had a serious obsession with fire a while ago. So basically, we were a bunch of insane idiots looking for fun. We stole some turpentine from a construction site (like I told you, we were... obsessed), and set it up near a fenced-off highway. We were going to hide it for later use, but someone accidentally kicked it open and it lay on it's side, leaking it's flammable contents. Being obsessed, like I've told you before, we did not want to waste it. So we threw a match into the puddle of turpentine, and ran our [wagon] off. A trail of flame leapt up from the ground and into this huge barrel, and almost in slow motion, I saw two portions of it rip apart. The metal was somehow roughly jagged and soft at the same time, and the two halves of the barrel resembled dragon's teeth: a huge plume of flame lifted into the air. We looked at eachother for a brief second, and ran in separate directions. Minutes later, we heard sirens. Sort of like this, but smaller, I once set my friend's bathroom sink on fire. Unfortunately his sink was right next to the shower curtains. They didn't catch fire, though, which was good. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 A couple of friends and I had a serious obsession with fire a while ago. So basically, we were a bunch of insane idiots looking for fun. We stole some turpentine from a construction site (like I told you, we were... obsessed), and set it up near a fenced-off highway. We were going to hide it for later use, but someone accidentally kicked it open and it lay on it's side, leaking it's flammable contents. Being obsessed, like I've told you before, we did not want to waste it. So we threw a match into the puddle of turpentine, and ran our [wagon] off. A trail of flame leapt up from the ground and into this huge barrel, and almost in slow motion, I saw two portions of it rip apart. The metal was somehow roughly jagged and soft at the same time, and the two halves of the barrel resembled dragon's teeth: a huge plume of flame lifted into the air. We looked at eachother for a brief second, and ran in separate directions. Minutes later, we heard sirens. Sort of like this, but smaller, I once set my friend's bathroom sink on fire. Unfortunately his sink was right next to the shower curtains. They didn't catch fire, though, which was good. The only thing similar in those two stories was fire. There weren't even any dragons in your story! My confession... Hmmm... Some of them are way to embarrassing to even post on these forums. One thing is I'm always paranoid that someone I know irl will realize who I am on these forums and tell everyone in school. Like when I posted my RL pic I was like, "ok, if someone I know irl is on here, I guess they'll know now" then for the next few days I was really paranoid when someone I didn't know too well started talking to me :| Also, whenever something happens to me sort of weird (I trip, answer a question wrong in class, get a pimple) and then I hear someone laughing I always think they're laughing at me #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 ^^^ I fear that when I say this. - I've got one or two fairly odd fetishes. - I love Scene Girls. - Guitar Hero sucks. - If you're not me, my girlfriend, or intellegent, I most likely don't like you at all. I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 ^^^ I fear that when I say this. - I've got one or two fairly odd fetishes. - I love Scene Girls. - Guitar Hero sucks. - If you're not me, my girlfriend, or intellegent, I most likely don't like you at all. You like scene girls, but you don't like people who are not intelligent? Is this like some loophole paradox something or other? Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 ^^^ I fear that when I say this. ... - I love Scene Girls. ... - If you're not me, my girlfriend, or intellegent, I most likely don't like you at all. You like scene girls, but you don't like people who are not intelligent? Is this like some loophole paradox something or other? I mean, scene girls are hot. But I wouldn't wanna talk to them, ya know? I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 ^^^ I fear that when I say this. - I've got one or two fairly odd fetishes. I'd personally say that's the case for everyone, though I do find myself thinking mine are odder than usual. Then I just realize that everyone is thinking that. - If you're not me, my girlfriend, or intellegent, I most likely don't like you at all. :| That's a terrible quality you've got there. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazykiwi Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 If you're not me, my girlfriend, or intellegent, I most likely don't like you at all. Seeing as you made the distinction there, does that mean these three groups are separate, implying that you, and your girlfriend, are not intelligent? My confession: I'm really, really lazy. Like super lazy. I should go do the dishes cause they're really piling up, but I know I wont. crazykiwi - http://www.rsdrop.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I go to 4chan I like a few Green Day songs I really like asian girls Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilya Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Haha, good topic, most of my friends know this but ye: *Ima addicted to porn, and i beat off alot. *Usually at work or soemtiems in random places when i go tot he washroom i beat off. *I beat off in class twice. *Whenever i pass by a girl i look at her breasts and then her face right awway (cant help it lol) *Always stare at girls cleavages but never get caught. *Ima pretty racist... *Like to steal stuff i dont even need. *Absolutely love getting any form of free stuff, to the point that i go behind mcdonalds and make myself burgers (never get asked though) *i PLAY rUNESCAPE *Sometime i leave my game running through the night so I can get some hours on xfire. Ima afraid to tell the rest because ya'll prolly think of me as a faq right now :geek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 here are some: *I jack off.... *I almost setted a friend on fire while pyroing *I trowed a snowball with stones in it to a teachers car \ *I [bleep] to random girls *I smile when someone says "Tina" *I can be super-hyper 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myself117 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 here's mine. porn addict. ...weird porn addict. :oops: what can I say.. I got a thing for dominance :twisted: I'm a super nerd, but thats no secret. I stare at girls clevage alot too and their butts when they leave I prank call people saying I'm with the host of a game show called "The Phone Zone" "It's America's hottest, newest phoniest phone game show!" <--thats how I start them off then I ask them stupid questions like, "Whats your favorite food" and when they answer I tell them they're wrong and make something up. Other times I'll shake my keys at the phone and ask what the sound is, when they answer I tell them its some totally out there wild thing. oh! and if you think you wanna do it, you gotta think up crazy point amounts to throw them off, like "you just won 453 points!!" hmm.. what else.. oh I also prank called a suicide hotline [don't know if thats illegal or not] and I went on a 15 minute tengent about how much my life blows and how much I hate my life, and then I started telling the lady I deal with stupid whiny kids all days in a small cubicle. Then well... I told her a worked a suicide hotline place. me and my friends found it hilarious. I want to erm.. 'whoohoo' my friends younger sister and my old geometry teacher and if my other friends mom was younger I'd 'whoohoo' her too, even though my friend is in rehab :oops: Those are some big confessions right there man hahaha Goals:Str: 86/90Hitpoints: 85/90Fletching: 96/99Fishing: 74/80Prayer: 61/70Woodcutting: 82/85Magic 80/80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intriguing Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 OT: I think FutureSex/LoveSounds is a fantastic album. Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 ^^^ I fear that when I say this. ... - I love Scene Girls. ... - If you're not me, my girlfriend, or intellegent, I most likely don't like you at all. You like scene girls, but you don't like people who are not intelligent? Is this like some loophole paradox something or other? I mean, scene girls are hot. But I wouldn't wanna talk to them, ya know? You don't talk to them, so what DO you do when you see one? Eh? Eh? :thumbsup: :thumbsup: IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennywise Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I have sexual fantasies about many of my friend's moms. I like [bleep] a lot. I like one or two of PATD's songs. MRC too :oops: I've been wanting to try out weed for a while, but I don't know how to get any. Eight Bananas, MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I like [bleep] I like some of them as well. I was actually flirting with this 33 year old lady last night and she was obviously flirting back. She was wasted, we were playing cards, and she wanted to bet something more than chips -she included a big grin when she said it too-. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I was intrigued when I learned that candy nipple tassels have nutritious value, yet edible undies do not. I wish my teachers were hotter, because I'd love to have sex with a teacher during school (or a student really. Not picky). I'd prefer to be older and all, but hey, if it happened this week, I wouldn't complain. I ride those children's machine-things that you put some money in and they rotate and you sit on some little thing. Um. That's pretty much all. Just wierd stuff that happened today at the mall. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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