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I have noticed this and I know a lot of you have too. Over the last couple of years, this has gotten increasingly worse.

 

 

 

Due to immaturity, it has actually become impossible to talk.

 

 

 

I haven't said a sentence today that hasn't caused giggling in the back of the room, because just about every word in the english dictionary can be related to something sexual.

 

 

 

For example, this morning my friend threw a baseball on the field. I caught it, and said "got it."

 

 

 

His reply was "up the butt!"

 

 

 

I could go on with the examples, but it would probably just get me banned.

 

 

 

To make some discussion value:

 

 

 

- Have you guys noticed this?

 

- How bad is it in your area?

 

- What do you think is the cause?

 

 

 

Discuss.

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ahhh...i remember the first time i heard the magical, "that's what she said!" line. everything's pretty much gone downhill from there. I'm pretty decent at retorting to some of those comments, and at dishing em out, too. But, yes, just about anything can be related to something sexual, if you have the right (or wrong?) type of mind, and time on your hands. And as for being something new, i have to disagree. This has been going on for ages, if you've ever read Shakespeare, he was a dirty old man. :lol:

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That's what she said!

 

 

 

 

 

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There's a time and place for that kind of thing. Such as during science class when your teacher is giving a lecture in a dull monotone. Great fun.

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I don't encounter it very often, so I actually found your friend's reply quite funny. As long as it's used appropriately and sparingly I can have a good chuckle at a "so's your face!" or a "that's what your mum said!".

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Luckily only a few people in my school say things like that often. Granted someone can say a dirty joke once in a while, like Skull Emblem's example. But a few just go on and on about it. Needless to say, they are very unpopular in school. :lol:

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I have a few friends who constantly use sexual jokes in their everyday speech, and then laugh at themselves for it. I hate it. I like these jokes in moderation, because they're amazing at the right times. But these few friends of mine, well, they're like stereotypes, if there ever was or is one for this sort of thing. They actually throw in a recycled sex joke in every single sentence. I'm not being sarcastic at all.

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I was like this with one friend- and one friend only. And we'd only see each other during lunch at school. And it wasn't even constant. But by observation of others, I see what you mean.

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Don't worry, it passes eventually. It's really just a freshman thing for the most part.

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Haha, you said passes eventually. Feces do that. And you said part. Like boobs. Which are a part of a body.

 

 

 

God, I definitely overuse sex humor. Particularly that's what she said. But I actually know how and when to use it, and it's funny (mostly) every time.

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I know someone who tries to make a sexual innuendo out of everything you say. It's actually funnier when he fails.

 

 

 

"I peeled a potato."

 

 

 

"Your mom . . . peeled . . . potato . . ."

 

 

 

". . . No."

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Don't worry, it passes eventually. It's really just a freshman thing for the most part.

 

 

 

where i live its a freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior thing :wall:

 

 

 

Same here. At least with freshman it's sort of expected, but when I see kids my age do it... :? And it's not the actual jokes that are getting old though. It's the fact that so many people suck at it.

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its not just english. let me give you a few examples in spanish:

 

 

 

año - year

 

ano- [wagon]

 

 

 

pero - but

 

perro- b*tch

 

pedo - fart (in spanish, an 'r' is pronounced as a 'd', so 'pero' and 'pedo' are pronounced the same)

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haha! just remembered one when i was hanging out with two of my friends Cameron and Kelsey.

 

 

 

The three of us were just hanging out playing video games and for some reason Cameron goes into this "In bed" streak. We couldn't say a thing without him saying in bed. well about 5 minutes go by without anyone talk so then comes the following conversation

 

 

 

me:....It's quiet

 

Cameron: In bed!

 

me: ahh so i guess it didn't work out between you and Kelsey

 

 

 

Cameron shut up after that but Kelsey was indeed pissed at me for a couple of days :lol:

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its not just english. let me give you a few examples in spanish:

 

 

 

año - year

 

ano- [wagon]

 

 

 

pero - but

 

perro- b*tch

 

pedo - fart (in spanish, an 'r' is pronounced as a 'd', so 'pero' and 'pedo' are pronounced the same)

 

 

 

What does this have to do with the topic? Regardless, año and ano have two distinct pronunciations, perro means "dog," not specifically [bleep], and r's and d's are not pronounced the same.

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its not just english. let me give you a few examples in spanish:

 

 

 

año - year

 

ano- [wagon]

 

 

 

pero - but

 

perro- b itch

 

pedo - fart (in spanish, an 'r' is pronounced as a 'd', so 'pero' and 'pedo' are pronounced the same)

 

 

 

actually its:

 

 

 

pera - pear, wait(slang)

 

perra - b*tch

 

 

 

and in spanish an "r" isnt pronounced as a "d" so pero isn't pedo

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haha! just remembered one when i was hanging out with two of my friends Cameron and Kelsey.

 

 

 

The three of us were just hanging out playing video games and for some reason Cameron goes into this "In bed" streak. We couldn't say a thing without him saying in bed. well about 5 minutes go by without anyone talk so then comes the following conversation

 

 

 

me:....It's quiet

 

Cameron: In bed!

 

me: ahh so i guess it didn't work out between you and Kelsey

 

 

 

Cameron shut up after that but Kelsey was indeed pissed at me for a couple of days :lol:

 

 

 

VERY FUNNY. :? :thumbsup:

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Ugh, its worse with the Spanish. White boys trying to speak spanish (and fail horribily) think they're funny by saying "Suck my [wagon]." Only thing they know how to say. :|

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