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Boy:Dennis

 

 

 

Girl:Mlbfan.

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i would also consider nobody, so when people said 'nobody's perfect' he could say 'why thank you'. but the other thriteen billion times he had to give someone his name will probably be a negative experience.

 

 

 

Hahaha! I love you. Just for that. And only for that. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If it's a boy: Dan, then Sam (Samuel)

 

 

 

Hehe, that's me and my brother.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a friend, whose last name is Dover, and he wants to name his son Ben.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He didn't even understand why we were laughing the first time he told us.

 

 

 

Mike Hunt is a funnier name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daughter: Lucy

 

 

 

Son: Samson

 

 

 

The latter simply because my name is Sam.

 

 

 

"Hey, it's Sam's son Samson."

 

 

 

My kids are going to hate me. :)

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My mate said he was going to do that as well, his name's Harry, and he'll name his son Harrison. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, Timothy for a boy, and Jane for a girl, probably. Plain and simple.

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I know many of you will hate me for this, but....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's just a very good representation of this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy: Chase, Ryan, Brian, John

 

 

 

Girl: Jordan, Kate, Chelsea, Nicole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy/girl:Jesus.(I'm retarted like that)

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lloyd and dolly are the same letters mixed up (i cant remember what this is called), i think it would be cute if there were a brother and sister with those names

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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lloyd and dolly are the same letters mixed up (i cant remember what this is called), i think it would be cute if there were a brother and sister with those names

 

 

 

Yeah, I have a friend who's name is Aidan. One of his sister's names is Nadia (Aidan backwards).

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Pilot Inspector

 

 

 

With a K, so you have to sound like some angry German when calling him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i would also consider nobody, so when people said 'nobody's perfect' he could say 'why thank you'. but the other thriteen billion times he had to give someone his name will probably be a negative experience.

 

 

 

Hahaha! I love you. Just for that. And only for that. :lol:

 

 

 

Just like the Odyssey, eh? Maybe you can go send him to kill a giant cyclops one day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daughter: Lucy

 

 

 

Son: Samson

 

 

 

The latter simply because my name is Sam.

 

 

 

"Hey, it's Sam's son Samson."

 

 

 

My kids are going to hate me. :)

 

 

 

Don't they do something like that in Iceland? The last name is the father's name + "son", I think?

 

 

 

But that would be awesome. Nothing fun like that with my name :(

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I don't plan on having children ever, but if I were to then:

 

 

 

Boy: Dante or Horus.

 

 

 

Girl: Diane or Venustopheles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exactly, why I don't plan on having children (well, that and i'm gay)

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Hey I'll probaly never get to choose anyway lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy: Ryan, John, Ben

 

 

 

Girl: Erm dunno.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or I might call them all Accident #1, Accident #2 and so forth.

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Well everyone of you may see the name as just because I'm a wrestling fan, but I really do hope to name my baby boy "Jericho".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As for a girl, my wife would probably come up with something that is in chinese that majority of you wouldnt be able to pronounce.

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Son: Rebecca.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XD thats from an in-joke with my lady friends. Although iI might put Rebecca or something similar for his middle name :x I knew someone who planned on naming their daughter Jigglypuff, and i'm pretty sure she was serious :? Too bad she never ended up having a baby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daughter: Atoli/Adeli

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've always like that name..

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