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Boy: David, Sam.

 

 

 

Girl: Kirsten, Kelsey.


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we were talking about this in my hostel when i earnt my nickname. my last name is eley so i said i would call my child monop, so his name would be monop eley, or 'monopoly'. so thats what people, alot of people, call me now. i have become quite fond of it monop, for a boy or girl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

other entries (boys): kakarotto, axle, boynini,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

other entries (girls): girlnini,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i would also consider nobody, so when people said 'nobody's perfect' he could say 'why thank you'. but the other thriteen billion times he had to give someone his name will probably be a negative experience.


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we were talking about this in my hostel when i earnt my nickname. my last name is eley so i said i would call my child monop, so his name would be monop eley, or 'monopoly'. so thats what people, alot of people, call me now. i have become quite fond of it monop, for a boy or girl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

other entries (boys): kakarotto, axle, boynini,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

other entries (girls): girlnini,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i would also consider nobody, so when people said 'nobody's perfect' he could say 'why thank you'. but the other thriteen billion times he had to give someone his name will probably be a negative experience.

 

 

 

Yes, but if they meet a person and they ask him his/her name and they say "Nobody" and Nobody assaults them, the person they assault will have to tell the cops that "Nobody attacked me!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I have a friend, whose last name is Dover, and he wants to name his son Ben.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He didn't even understand why we were laughing the first time he told us.


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Boy: Ringo

 

 

 

Girl: Jess


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Frodo or Faramir if a boy.

 

 

 

Elanor or Goldilocks if a girl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sam or Rosie would actually be alright.


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But I don't want a Seven scenario so I'll keep it until I get a kid.

 

 

 

But how about Mickey?


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Bon qui qui... without a doubt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hah, or Charlie. That seems more likely.


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I have a friend, whose last name is Dover, and he wants to name his son Ben.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He didn't even understand why we were laughing the first time he told us.

 

 

 

I know of a guy named Ben Dover and he actually married someone named Ilene. Wow. Ben Dover and Ilene Dover.


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my sis is having a baby in 7 months so if it's a boy and if I was the father then i would name it James, which is after my birthname. :D

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I'd want to see what the kid looked like before I gave it a name. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hey.. it's what I did with my dogs..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but if I couldn't think of anything.. I'd name:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

girl: Erica

 

 

 

Boy:eric

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Don't know anyone personally that's called eric]

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Definitely not phonetically spelled like Jaykub or some dumb [wagon] name with a "y" in it like Kylin or Tylin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's going to be something proper and old fashioned, the best way names are.


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Boy: Michael

 

 

 

Girl: As someone else said, I'd let the mom decide on this one.


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This is, of course, assuming any of you ever get any.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I always liked the name Maximilian for a boy ever since I watched the Goofy movies. :-s But for a girl, meh, wife can choose it.


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But I don't want a Seven scenario so I'll keep it until I get a kid.

 

 

 

But how about Mickey?

 

 

 

Soda?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I had a boy I'd probably name him Xavier or Kyle; always liked those names. I dunno what I'd name a girl, though. :D

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But I don't want a Seven scenario so I'll keep it until I get a kid.

 

 

 

But how about Mickey?

 

 

 

Soda?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll put them on the list

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I always liked the name Maximillium for a boy ever since I watched the Goofy movies. :-s But for a girl, meh, wife can choose it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's spelt Maximilian =P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd name my child Omberto Roberto Alberto Jose Paco Eduardo, but it's more of an inside joke :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Girl: Arlene or Madeline

 

 

 

Boy: Juan-Franisco Jose Aleandro Giordano. \'


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Girl: Evangeline, or Vittoria

 

 

 

Boy: Emmett , or Melchoir

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like the name Luna, the Moon huh? It's nice or like the Goddess of the Moon Selena.(Artemis)

 

 

 

Nick,I know someone who is named Arlene but people think her name is Marlene... Also on the boy name, its sounds like someone in my Family (Even I have a Long name -_-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: I just noticed something, I like names that begin with the letter E or V. (Eva, Veronica, Elena, Eddie, I even know a guy named Valentine and I like his name)


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Zezima, for boy. Uluvme if it's a girl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/sarcasm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not sure, actually, I'd base it on the circumstances, Say, maybe the child was supposed to be a miscarriage, but the baby lives, I may name it with a name referring to hope, or joy or something.


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Zezima, for boy. Uluvme if it's a girl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/sarcasm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not sure, actually, I'd base it on the circumstances, Say, maybe the child was supposed to be a miscarriage, but the baby lives, I may name it with a name referring to hope, or joy or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hehehe, um one of my dragons was an accident and I tried to kill it but I Failed, then I felt guilty and kept it. Named it Tasukaru (Act of Surviving) :anxious:

 

 

 

Most of my Dragon names are Japanese and pertain to that Dragon. (Sky Dragon, named it Kamikaze aka Holy Wind, Wind God for those of you who wish to get technical)


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i would also consider nobody, so when people said 'nobody's perfect' he could say 'why thank you'. but the other thriteen billion times he had to give someone his name will probably be a negative experience.

 

 

 

Hahaha! I love you. Just for that. And only for that. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If it's a boy: Dan, then Sam (Samuel)

 

 

 

Hehe, that's me and my brother.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a friend, whose last name is Dover, and he wants to name his son Ben.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He didn't even understand why we were laughing the first time he told us.

 

 

 

Mike Hunt is a funnier name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daughter: Lucy

 

 

 

Son: Samson

 

 

 

The latter simply because my name is Sam.

 

 

 

"Hey, it's Sam's son Samson."

 

 

 

My kids are going to hate me. :)


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