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Boy: Sylar. (Love heroes <3:)

 

Girl: I have no clue..

 

 

 

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you're gonna name your kid after a watch...If you ever have children I will kidnap them, take care of them, and change their name to something normal like tyrazekielsonmas.

 

Works for me, i'd only name him that so he would run away from home :thumbup:


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Jack Meoff

 

Interesting, that'd mean your surname is Meoff?

 

 

 

Jack-meoff would be to obvious. :(


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Boy: Alex (Maybe.)

 

Girl: Kairi? ::' Naaah, Max, Sam? Not too sure.


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Girl : Harmony, Jessica

 

Boy : Chris


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Jack Meoff

 

Interesting, that'd mean your surname is Meoff?

 

 

 

Jack-meoff would be to obvious. :(

 

Or maybe his last name is Asian sounding like 'Noaw.'

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Boy: Voldemort.

 

 

 

Girl: Xenia Warrior Princess


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Boy: Voldemort.

 

 

 

Girl: Xenia Warrior Princess

 

 

 

I was going to lol but then the 'Xenia Warrior Princess' just killed the vibe.

 

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I'd be too busy why shaking it won't shut it up, and why it doesn't want to eat steak to think of a name, that's a wife's job...


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Boy: Fgfuyfyuiuyf

 

Girl: Fgfuyfyuiuyf

 

 

 

I like that name and it can be used for either gender! It's perfect!


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Boy: Fgfuyfyuiuyf

 

Girl: Fgfuyfyuiuyf

 

 

 

I like that name and it can be used for either gender! It's perfect!

 

 

 

Fe-g... F-gee... F-guh...

 

 

 

How is it pronounced?


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Boy: Fgfuyfyuiuyf

 

Girl: Fgfuyfyuiuyf

 

 

 

I like that name and it can be used for either gender! It's perfect!

 

 

 

Fe-g... F-gee... F-guh...

 

 

 

How is it pronounced?

 

 

 

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My pronounciation would be censored.([bleep]ymethe[bleep]ingfurry)


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so i herd u liek devarts?

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I want a boy who is grey haired from birth, and i'm gonna call him Cyborg.

 

 

 

Failing that, probably Felix, and my girl will be Luna or Amy.


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What is wrong with you people?I want a son with no hair.He will be Damien and he shall be disciplined.He will be train under me and Lenin exclusively and lead an army to the world's doom.

 

 

 

Failing that,a girl named Denise to do the same thing.

 

 

 

In order of serious preference,first male then female.

 

Dennis,

 

Seth,

 

Damien,

 

Merv/Marvis

 

Zachary(Zack)

 

Alfonso Demingo Pavarotto Theotherguy-o

 

 

 

Denise.


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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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My friend was gonna name his kids Satan and Jesus...

 

 

 

"Satan, stop fighting with Jesus."

 

 

 

What an a-hole...


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My friend was gonna name his kids Satan and Jesus...

 

 

 

"Satan, stop fighting with Jesus."

 

 

 

What an a-hole...

 

 

 

That reminded me of Dane Cook "Optimus Prime, come here for a second I wanna talk to you, come here you sit next to Megatron, we're gonna have a little chit-chat here."


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My friend was gonna name his kids Satan and Jesus...

 

 

 

"Satan, stop fighting with Jesus."

 

 

 

What an a-hole...

 

 

 

That reminded me of Dane Cook "Optimus Prime, come here for a second I wanna talk to you, come here you sit next to Megatron, we're gonna have a little chit-chat here."

thrrrruuuuhhhhh!!! I said no cookies!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Now that that's out of the way,

 

 

 

Boy: Zack, Ray

 

Girl: Shay, Emily

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Boy: Fgfuyfyuiuyf

 

Girl: Fgfuyfyuiuyf

 

 

 

I like that name and it can be used for either gender! It's perfect!

 

 

 

Fe-g... F-gee... F-guh...

 

 

 

How is it pronounced?

 

 

 

Foogfoyefoyoiyoohoof :)


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