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How is it pronounced?

 

 

 

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That's how I'd say it.

 

 

 

Yeah. It's Swahili for winged-bear. That's how it's pronounced and spelled in English.

 

 

 

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Bill, George, anything but Sue!

 

 

 

Also, if Mr. and Mrs. Bucket had a daughter, they shouldn't call her Edna.

 

 

 

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Always been partial to Alexandra (or Alex... if it was a boy), Katherine (I like Kate... I could actually just name her Kate), Madeline, also Emily, if it was a boy, Jakob (whatever the German spelling is), Ares/Thor, Bjorn would be cool, my friend wants to name his first kid Posideon (yeah I totally spelled that wrong.)

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Yeah. It's Swahili for winged-bear. That's how it's pronounced and spelled in English.

 

 

 

Rather, you typed a bunch of letters randomly and called it a screename. :P

 

 

 

Damn, you caught me...

 

 

 

My kid doesn't have to know, though.


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I want a child born bald with cybernetic implants visible in his skull. Named Felix. Or Gregor.


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Yeah. It's Swahili for winged-bear. That's how it's pronounced and spelled in English.

 

 

 

Rather, you typed a bunch of letters randomly and called it a screename. :P

 

 

 

Damn, you caught me...

 

 

 

My kid doesn't have to know, though.

 

Yeah, Swahili doesn't have an actual word for "bear". What they use is an adaptation meaning something along the lines of "upright brown lion".


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Girl: Kairi?

 

 

 

Oooo - isn't that the name of the character in Kingdom Hearts? It's a nice name regardless. o.O

 

 

 

Uh huh, that's her. Yeah, i like it. But a bit odd to name your kid from a character in a video game?


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Pointdexter for a guy,Xebethchthulu for a girl.


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What is wrong with you guys and names. D:


We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

When we're gone, we'll stay gone.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's not too late,

We have the rest of our lives.

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Raiden :lol: what a coincidence!


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Roy, or Shannon/Sabrina. I always liked the name Sabrina.

 

I have pity on your child, if it's a girl. I couldn't imagine putting such a burden upon anyone, let alone one of my own. Sabrina is among the ugliest names I can imagine. Sorry. :P


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Girl : Jessica, Harmony

 

Boy : no clue lol


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Roy, or Shannon/Sabrina. I always liked the name Sabrina.

 

I have pity on your child, if it's a girl. I couldn't imagine putting such a burden upon anyone, let alone one of my own. Sabrina is among the ugliest names I can imagine. Sorry. :P

 

 

 

I think it's a pretty name! :|

 

 

 

It'd be good for a girl with shoulder length black hair and green eyes.

 

 

 

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I'd name my child Darth Vader.

 

I lol'd

 

 

 

Anyway, my first son is going to be named either "Ari" or "Leon" after my grandfather, as per family tradition.

 

I'll let the mother name my first daughter.


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^^ lol I had to tell my partner he wasn't calling our son any starwar names. Now I just have to convince him that our wedding is medieval and he can't dress up as Luke Skywalker.


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If it's a boy: Jacob

 

If it's a girl: Kayla or Brianna, not sure


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Boy: Truman

 

Girl: Selena (I don't think I spelled that right, but I think it's pronounced suh-lean-ah)

 

 

 

Other names I think are cool are:

 

Boy: Seth, Aaron

 

Girl: Pandora, Adriana, Phoenix

 

 

 

My brain is kind of stuck right now, so if anymore come to mind I'll post them here :)


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