Weird experiences with random people!

[purfishx]

Okay, whell, I started this thread because I wanted to see how many other people had freaky experiences with people they don't know because I've been having alot lately. So just post your RANDOM WEIRD PEOPLE ACTS!! \

 

 

 

Here go mine:

 

 

 

Whell last Friday I was coming home from school when I stop to tie my laces and then all of a sudden this old woman taps my shoulder and tells me "Don't look down or its your problem". I was like wtf woman and just went on my way.

 

 

 

Now that was ok, but then on Saturday I went to the supermarket and as soon as I was leaving the supermarket some guy grabs me and says "Be careful son" WTF?!!?!!

 

 

 

Ok so you can all go ahead and share now!! :

[Infi]

I was in Downtown a couple of weeks yesterday and some obviously delusional woman comes up to me and calls me a slave to the country. Similarly I had some guy come up to me at a supermarket and told me that the "Zuhan" was a conspiracy. My response? DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN! :lol:

[AceSpitball]

I don't remember many, I usually just shrug it off and go. But you know how there's those 4chan vans that says FREE CANDY on it?

 

 

 

When I went to visit america for a week there was a van that said FREE CANDY and there was some creepy guy who looked like a rapist driving it.

[Flodder450]

I don't remember many, I usually just shrug it off and go. But you know how there's those 4chan vans that says FREE CANDY on it?

 

 

 

When I went to visit america for a week there was a van that said FREE CANDY and there was some creepy guy who looked like a rapist driving it.

Pedobear irl :shock:

[megakiller32]

Once I was getting on a bus, and a grumpy old man pushed me out the way and said "YOU NEED TA' WAIT YER OWN TURN, SON!"

 

 

 

And some stranger keeps texting me weird, incognitive sentences. So i'm going to phone up my network provider and ask them to block this person.

[J a m e s]

I saw this guy at a supermarket last Saturday with the red dot of a sniper rifle on his back. I grabbed his shoulder and told him, "Be careful, son." I think my standing in front of him stopped the sniper from firing.

[pryomancer]

I was at the shops only like an hour ago.

 

 

 

In the queue in front of me was a couple who'd obviously just come from the pub (only across the road).

 

The woman was trying to scan a banana in the self-serve machine, and the guy was like :wall:.

 

He said, 'just stuff it up your sleeve they'll never know', and to prove his point he grabbed a 4 pack of beer and put it up his jumper. Then he was like, 'hey watch me watch me look at this', then walked out.

 

 

 

I was like, 'hmm', then paid for my stuff and left.

[Zierro]

My friends and I were in line for a rollercoaster and this one Indian guy leaned over my friend's shoulder and he was murmuring something. We all gave each other funny looks, and he kept murmuring for a while. We thought he was praying or cursing us or something. Then finally he blurted out a random number and we were like, "What...?" He was just counting the beads on the door and was leaning over my friend for a closer look. :lol:

[ThurinEthir]

Last year, my history class was on a field trip, we were walking the Freedom Trail. We were at the Boston Massacre site...I doubt many of you have been there, but there's an "island" in the middle of the road, with a star or something like that. So some kids in my group ran across, our teacher went over to get them back. So there we were, maybe 6 of us, standing on the sidewalk, by ourselves. Some random guy comes over and says "That's a GREAT thing your teacher is doing, teaching you independence and how to care for yourselves. You guys are the future, the future of America, the future of the world."

 

...Or something like that. Actually pretty coincidental now that I think about it, here we were at a memorial to victims of the American Revolution, which was based about freedom and the future, and some guy comes and lectures us on exactly that...

[superson]

My friend had to take Codeine because he had surgery recently and we were sitting at Chipotle (it was free Burrito day) and some guy comes up to us and starts talking about what painkillers he takes for drugs and how to used to be cheaper.

[fastortoise]

My friend and I were just sitting at a bus terminus when he sees a pretty girl: "she's [bleep]able" he tells me. I immediately facepalmed, then the old man who we thought was sleeping starts telling us his very very very personal stories and how us young'uns cant please women anymore.

 

Actually, it wasn't that weird.. I enjoyed his stories quite a bit :lol:

[silver_wits]

hmm.. the only thing that's really strange is wehn random strangers come up to me and start talking to me as if they know me...sad to say.. this seems to happen most often at work. :roll:

[Nom]

I had just left the house with my brother in the passenger seat on our way to a scout meeting when my cell rings. I give it to my bro to answer, and it's my mom calling to tell us to turn around 'cuz he forgot something. So I pull a fast brake and turn into a gravel driveway to turn around. There's some woman like twenty feet away walking her dog, and she starts yelling and gesticulating at us. What, did I mess up your driveway? It's made of gravel, woman.

[Stilev]

can we post our random things if we caused them?

 

 

 

yesterday we had a scavenger hunt for triathlon club, involved getting a random person to kiss one of us, starting a Congo line (we got 20 people in it) getting people to sign someones belly, we got 15 signatures on Holly's belly. get inside a cop car (we got lol) funniest was when one guy went to go sign holly's belly his girfriend grabbed him and shot him a dirty look and said 'no'

[purfishx]

I saw this guy at a supermarket last Saturday with the red dot of a sniper rifle on his back. I grabbed his shoulder and told him, "Be careful, son." I think my standing in front of him stopped the sniper from firing.

 

 

 

:lol:

[Dizzle229]

I was on a train to New York City with my grandma to see Spamalot (great show btw), and we were sharing a booth woth some old lady. About half way there, she turns to me (I was sitting next to her, with my grandma across from me) and she shoves an empty bottle of Poland Spring in my face.

 

 

 

Her: Look, I finished my water!

 

Me.......k...... :uhh:

[Da_Latios]

Apart from a few wrong numbers... Nothing too interesting.

[Randox]

No offence to any asian people, but this seems to be a comon culteral thing. On an airplane with seats that recaline really far by canadian standards. This Asian guy infront of me. As soon as the seatbelt sign is off he puts the thing as far back as possible. I am over 6ft tall, and alot of that is legs. He was about 2 inches from my kneecaps which I lowered by quickly straitning my legs. Good thing I have a 1.3 litre bladder capacity (its has actualy been messured to that, long story) because there was no way I could have gotten up.

 

 

 

Later in the airport another aisian just pushes me out of the way rather than walk around me. I was not at all obstructing traffic, I was to one side and there was a good 10ft of unoccupied space beside me but know, he wanted to go where I was standing. He did it from behind too.

 

 

 

People who have really loud conversations on public transportation are always fun. Sometimes its interesting (I once heard a martial arts guy talk about how much force the human knee can withstand from various angles), but normally its not. Half the time for me its in arabic (not that often actualy), manderin chineese (or so I assume, asians speek this one), and most often french (also known as Quebecese as this is not the same french that is spoken in France). Teh french ones are teh wost followed by teh asians in terms of volume. Then you get the whiny little kids who cant shut the [bleep] up for two bloody minutes. You get teh teenaged girls who say 'like' about 3 times a sentance, or instead of saying 'umm' they go "like, like, uh like, like like" in which case I just wan't them to lose the ability to make any sounds whatsoever. I have herd one whoman who was so peevish you swear she had a railroad [bleep]e shoved firmly up her arse.

 

 

 

I once had someone ask me what my license plate ment (its a custom). I won't say what the plates say (theres 2 sets, one is a one number addition that is the same joke) since they are quite possibly unique to North America. All I will say is they are a refferance to an enginering joke which I someday hope to inherit (my brither is not an engineer but I am going to start my university carrer to ebcome one next year).

[Lenin64]

I was walking down the street when a passerby bumps into me. Quickly checking to make sure my wallet was there, it was not. So I ran after him, caught up to him, and a huge, insanely awesome action-film kung-fu fight scene takes place, with backslips, car chases, and several rooftop exchanges, ending with me pulping his head against his own ribcage. But it turns out I just left my wallet in my other pocket. Oh, well.

 

 

 

And today I got a random text message asking me if Basketball was still at 8:00. I would have messaged back saying it was really tomorrow at 9, but I nave to pay for that stuff.

[Wizz]

I was sitting infron of a Bus Stop reading a book and this random photographer takes a photo of me and says "Perfect!"

[CCCPsrevenge]

i was at this resturant place with a couple of my freinds, and we were sitting outside. all fo a sudden, a old lady comes out of nowhere and starts commenting on our food. she was asking us the prices, and it was really freaky. were were like.. go inside and ask yourslef, you lazy b***h

[BlueLancer]

i was at this resturant place with a couple of my freinds, and we were sitting outside. all fo a sudden, a old lady comes out of nowhere and starts commenting on our food. she was asking us the prices, and it was really freaky. were were like.. go inside and ask yourslef, you lazy b***h

 

 

 

Doesn't seem very freaky, other than the fact you'd call an old lady a b* just for asking prices instead of just telling her and continuing your meal.

[Kevin_]

Was throwing some little rocks into a field and my cat would try and catch them, this demented woman drives by on her bike and yells it me, why are you throwing rocks at that cat? I said shut the hell up and she drove away.

[Aijiru]

Was riding a bike and a random old guy who was passing by told me "It's too late to save nature!" then walked away :shock:

[Piscis_Rex]

Me and some friends were standing outside a restaurant looking at the menu (not quite sure why) and this random guy came and started telling us about this pizza they sold