l0rd Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 a common troll copypasta [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Since we are stating things that we can/cannot do, I thought I should share mine. It is impossible to strangle/suffocate yourself unaided. At worst if you turn purple and fall unconscious, you will start to breath again. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Tam_Tan_Tien Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Things like breathing and blinking are voluntary actions. You can't control things like youe heart beat and blood pressure, that's involuntary. I thought that it was involuntary to some extent. Its physically impossible to hold your breath ( like with your hands or closing your mouth and no external variables ) and kill yourself. Eventually your body just makes you breathe... Although you can control these you cannot voluntarily choose to shut them off. O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O OO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Its harder to breathe when you're thinking about it. You get paranoid. Well, I do. #-o I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Wow, this is actually quite interesting. I do this a lot to myself sometimes... I just randomly remember that I'm breathing. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Sometimes I'm really tired,and I seriously not breathe.I forget to breathe.Only when my lungs ache I'm like "oh right,breathing". Let there be stuff. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'm tired of breathing. It's always the same-old... catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Remembering you have to breathe is serious fail. Its like falling, you try not to and when you're on the edge its all you think about. :? I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 A thread going from breathing, to the game, to body tempature, to talking about how much it hurts to stop urinating midstream. Dear god I love OT. n_n I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 It's biologically impossible for a man to stop peeing mid-stream. like when your in the middle of peeing? to stop? oh. wait. nevermind. but when i read the title i started thinking about my breathing. and it made it hard to breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanosfailz Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 but when i read the title i started thinking about my breathing. and it made it hard to breathe. Isn't that the point? :uhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 but when i read the title i started thinking about my breathing. and it made it hard to breathe. Isn't that the point? :uhh: i dunno. but its happening again. its really annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Whoa reading the last posts of the first page made me have to pee like a Russian race horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 The first thing that popped into my head was the game. Damn you. whats the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGunitfan10 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I assume the bladder releases chemicals or nerve signals when it needs to be emptied. It is possible to stop mid-stream, but it leaves you with a feeling of intense dissatisfaction, it will annoy you for the rest of the day. I always thought that it was just the pressure of a full bladder that told us we needed to go. Like if you've ever waited a really long time to pee or drank lots of water before bed, once you pee there's a very obvious pressure release. And if it's possible to stop mid-stream, then it's not biologically impossible. :P Like some people say sex is the best feeling? YAno. It's peeing after a longggg night. For like 15 mins \ But did you know you swallow your salavia? Once you concentrate on that you either don't swallow or swallow more lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I was sat in English and I thought about this thread. Darn. I actually do this whilst walking. Like I'm aware of how I'm walking, how far apart me legs, which part of my foot reaches the floor first... I end up walking really stiff ¬_¬ ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I was sat in English and I thought about this thread. Darn. I actually do this whilst walking. Like I'm aware of how I'm walking, how far apart me legs, which part of my foot reaches the floor first... I end up walking really stiff ¬_¬ Eh I do that while walking too :P Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Eh I do that while walking too :P Heh, I was walking the other day and realized how inefficient walking is. You always have to have one foot on the ground not moving. Should we have wheels on our feet we would move forward at a constant speed and with far less effort :-k Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Eh I do that while walking too :P Heh, I was walking the other day and realized how inefficient walking is. You always have to have one foot on the ground not moving. Should we have wheels on our feet we would move forward at a constant speed and with far less effort :-k thats why god invented heelys. except heelys are stupid. so i shouldnt have invented them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 The first thing that popped into my head was the game. Damn you. whats the game? 1st rule of the game: don't speak of the game 2nd rule of the game: don't think of the game. I hope you can figure it out from this. Because I just lost the game. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I lose :wall: warren, thats a horrible explanation. This is how I learned it: 1. If you think of the game, you lose. 2. You can't win the game 3. If you lose the game, you have to say so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Why does everyone have to keep pointing out what I am now aware that I'm doing? (eg breathing, swallowing, blinking) DX I pretty much analyse every movement I make now!! Maybe I should stop reading the thread =_= 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I lose :wall: warren, thats a horrible explanation. This is how I learned it: 1. If you think of the game, you lose. 2. You can't win the game 3. If you lose the game, you have to say so. FFS you made me lose the game. BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Let this post be your worst nightmare. You are now aware how much your butt hurts from sitting at the computer. You are now aware of what your clothes feel like on your skin. You are now aware that your head is itchy. You are now aware that "Never Gonna give you up" is stuck in your head. You are now aware of your eye strain from looking at the computer. My friends do this to me all the time on the internet, I hate them for it. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 You are now aware how much your butt hurts from sitting at the computer. You are now aware of what your clothes feel like on your skin. You are now aware that your head is itchy. You are now aware that "Never Gonna give you up" is stuck in your head. You are now aware of your eye strain from looking at the computer. My friends do this to me all the time on the internet, I hate them for it. 1. I'm kneeling. 2. I'm naked. (...Maybe I am, maybe I'm not) 3. Got me there. 4. Meh, already listening to music, kind of hard to play a song in your head while listening to another, hm? 5. ...Don't...Get...Eye...Strain...? ;) Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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