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One thing I always found more annoying than 'manual breathing' or whatnot was to have my inner reading voice changed. You know that voice you always hear in your head while you read things? Ive had instances where its changed to someone like Samuel L Jackson or Clint Eastwood for no particular reason. It can sometimes really kill the mood of what im reading, especially when its something totally unrelated. I know what you're thinking, "Does he have 24 pairs of chromosomes or just 24?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But this is the human genome one of the least numerous in the animal kingdom and would blow your DNA clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

(Id still have it permanently stuck to Clint if I could)

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My head-voice for everything is Morgan Freeman. It's uncommon that I use my own.

 

 

 

I thought everyone was like this.

 

 

 

LMAO!

 

 

 

His voice is the perfect inner voice though, like in War of the Worlds 8-)

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My head-voice for everything is Morgan Freeman. It's uncommon that I use my own.

 

 

 

I thought everyone was like this.

 

 

 

LMAO!

 

 

 

His voice is the perfect inner voice though, like in War of the Worlds 8-)

 

 

 

You are now reading everything with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. :twss:

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One thing I always found more annoying than 'manual breathing' or whatnot was to have my inner reading voice changed. You know that voice you always hear in your head while you read things? Ive had instances where its changed to someone like Samuel L Jackson or Clint Eastwood for no particular reason. It can sometimes really kill the mood of what im reading, especially when its something totally unrelated. I know what you're thinking, "Does he have 24 pairs of chromosomes or just 24?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But this is the human genome one of the least numerous in the animal kingdom and would blow your DNA clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

(Id still have it permanently stuck to Clint if I could)

 

 

 

The same thing happens to me. :lol: It's usually Morgan Freeman. :P

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One thing I always found more annoying than 'manual breathing' or whatnot was to have my inner reading voice changed. You know that voice you always hear in your head while you read things? Ive had instances where its changed to someone like Samuel L Jackson or Clint Eastwood for no particular reason. It can sometimes really kill the mood of what im reading, especially when its something totally unrelated. I know what you're thinking, "Does he have 24 pairs of chromosomes or just 24?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But this is the human genome one of the least numerous in the animal kingdom and would blow your DNA clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

(Id still have it permanently stuck to Clint if I could)

 

 

 

The same thing happens to me. :lol: It's usually Morgan Freeman. :P

 

 

 

I usually read normally till I get a little stuck,then it automatically changes to Carol Channing =(

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

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That's impossible.

 

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My head-voice for everything is Morgan Freeman. It's uncommon that I use my own.

 

 

 

I thought everyone was like this.

 

 

 

LMAO!

 

 

 

His voice is the perfect inner voice though, like in War of the Worlds 8-)

 

 

 

You are now reading everything with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. :twss:

 

 

 

Wow... It worked...

 

 

 

What a funny voice he has.

 

 

 

You are now reading everything in the voice of William Clinton.

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My head-voice for everything is Morgan Freeman. It's uncommon that I use my own.

 

 

 

I thought everyone was like this.

 

 

 

LMAO!

 

 

 

His voice is the perfect inner voice though, like in War of the Worlds 8-)

 

 

 

You are now reading everything with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. :twss:

 

 

 

Wow... It worked...

 

 

 

What a funny voice he has.

 

 

 

You are now reading everything in the voice of William Clinton.

 

 

 

Change-Carol Channing.

 

 

 

I want you all to suffer like me.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Your inner monolouge now takes the voice of...Big Bird,from Sesame Street.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Change the name of this topic to "Change the person above you's inner voice!" and move to Forum Games please?

 

 

 

You will now re-read my post using the voice of Michael Buckley.

 

 

 

If it changed to that, this would fit more into the Forum Games forum.

 

 

 

Voice is now that of Microsoft Sam, pronouncing only the consonants in words.

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Change the name of this topic to "Change the person above you's inner voice!" and move to Forum Games please?
If it changed to that, this would fit more into the Forum Games forum.

 

 

 

Read that as Carol Channing,and give yourself a faceplant.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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None of what was posted on this thread has affected me. Absolutely nothing.

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One thing I always found more annoying than 'manual breathing' or whatnot was to have my inner reading voice changed. You know that voice you always hear in your head while you read things? Ive had instances where its changed to someone like Samuel L Jackson or Clint Eastwood for no particular reason. It can sometimes really kill the mood of what im reading, especially when its something totally unrelated. I know what you're thinking, "Does he have 24 pairs of chromosomes or just 24?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But this is the human genome one of the least numerous in the animal kingdom and would blow your DNA clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

(Id still have it permanently stuck to Clint if I could)

 

Sometimes my voice will start singing or talking in verses like a poem, but what's really annoying is when it spells out every word or speaks the punctuation in sentences rather than let it be punctuation.

 

 

 

-.-

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The topic's title would make a good shirt quote.

 

 

 

I'm 127% sure that it already is. I don't even need to have seen the shirt to know it exists.

 

 

 

 

 

127% of facts you hear are made up on the spot.

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The topic's title would make a good shirt quote.

 

 

 

I'm 127% sure that it already is. I don't even need to have seen the shirt to know it exists.

 

 

 

 

 

127% of facts you hear are made up on the spot.

 

I thought it was 72.354%

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The topic's title would make a good shirt quote.

 

 

 

I'm 127% sure that it already is. I don't even need to have seen the shirt to know it exists.

 

 

 

 

 

127% of facts you hear are made up on the spot.

 

I thought it was 72.354%

 

 

 

I was going to reply and say, "no, it's something like 71.365%," but then I decided to be anal instead.

 

 

 

It's okay to make up percentages when they apply to something as relative as how "sure" I am. In fact, I'm at least 133.5874% sure that that's right.

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The topic's title would make a good shirt quote.

 

 

 

I'm 127% sure that it already is. I don't even need to have seen the shirt to know it exists.

 

 

 

 

 

127% of facts you hear are made up on the spot.

 

I thought it was 72.354%

 

 

 

I was going to reply and say, "no, it's something like 71.365%," but then I decided to be anal instead.

 

 

 

It's okay to make up percentages when they apply to something as relative as how "sure" I am. In fact, I'm at least 133.5874% sure that that's right.

 

 

 

and remember, 9 out of 10 people believe that, out of 10 people, 1 will disagree with the other 9

 

 

 

OT: i have to force breathing when i'm on the gym, and a laugh everytime i come to the off topic forums

 

then i get lightheaded because i'm too focused on breathing

 

then i get lightheadeder because i'm not breathing because i was focused on breathing

 

then i take a nap and post

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