Funniest teachers and subs

[pureprayer]

That is major exaggeration if it has ANY truth.

[pryomancer]

I had a DT teacher in Year 10 who just didn't really care about anything. We were all bored one lesson so he's like, 'let's all go outside and play football'. So we did, and it was awesome.

 

 

 

He also got some kid to glue his hands together with industrial stength super glue. Hilarious.

[dragoonson]

Had a sub for 9 months or so while my teacher was on maternity.Seriously,thats the whole school year.Anyway,the week after the big exam we had a camp,whereby we did whatever we wanted.Most guys played computer games and such...The teacher and I watched Star Trek,Star Wars,Lord of the Rings and a buncha Slayer concerts.With two days out of 5 gone,had an awesome LAN party with him which consisted of us getting 100 something kills,5 deaths in an hour of CS,MAJOR pwnage on DotA,and a 2-of-us vs all of you in AoE II.So we pretty much owned all the way.I feel like he should be in my Awesomeness cult.He felt like a brother.

[lv3god]

I've had subs that slept through the whole class, I've had funny one, annoying [wagon], etc etc

[dsavi]

Gullible subs are the best. We do all the normal stuff, switching names and such but from what I remember we haven't really had a real dumb sub. Except for the time about 3 years ago when we got this sub that could walk around the room looking at people's work without noticing absolutely anything at all. My friend got up and started dancing behind her (I believe we had tested her gullibility by throwing stuff at her, was a long time ago I don't remember) and everyone outside of her view was holding back laughter.

 

Later we had a language teacher who let us do our work while sitting on the table of a back room, where we found a passageway into a bathroom behind which looked like it hadn't been cleaned since the building had been built. We realized that the bathroom was locked due to the passageway and promptly unlocked it, leading to quite some amount of confusion.

[Furah]

I once had this sub that seems to only eat off eggs and baked beans, kids would leave if he farted in the classroom, it stunk that bad, he also just sat there and never noticed anything that was thrown at him (not even the 2 textbooks that hit him in the head)

[Barihawk]

I once had this sub that seems to only eat off eggs and baked beans, kids would leave if he farted in the classroom, it stunk that bad, he also just sat there and never noticed anything that was thrown at him (not even the 2 textbooks that hit him in the head)

 

 

 

Ok, of all the bullcrap in this thread I declare this the biggest tall tale.

[Furah]

I once had this sub that seems to only eat off eggs and baked beans, kids would leave if he farted in the classroom, it stunk that bad, he also just sat there and never noticed anything that was thrown at him (not even the 2 textbooks that hit him in the head)

 

 

 

Ok, of all the bullcrap in this thread I declare this the biggest tall tale.

 

 

 

I am not joking, I swear if he had his face on the table someone would have called for an ambulance...

[Barihawk]

Most people are going to be aware if you get smacked in the face with a textbook, they are heavy. You should be ashamed for throwing things at someone in the first place.

[evil_mumm_ra]

why are people lying in this thread? what do you have to gain from lying here?

 

 

 

funniest teacher i had was a chemistry teacher in 10th grade, he had just gotten his degree and whatnot, and just messed stuff up writing equations on the board and stuff. i corrected him 7 times in one class period (it was a long lunch period mind you) where he just put numbers in the wrong spot. he was genuinely a confused man, but as far as i'm aware he's gotten better, and is still teaching there. more power too him i guess, he was a cool guy, i just didn't like him as a teacher. some days he wouldn't care what we did either, so those days were great.

[mmmcannibalism]

Well funniest sub I can remember has to be for my history class last year. The normal teacher for the class is pretty relaxed and didnt make us do much work and made the tests really easy, pretty cool guy so noone minded the class even if they hated history. Well, we had a sub for the class one day who seemed a bit weird but assignment was to read so I just opened book and started reading. About 10 minutes into the class he got mad at everyone talking and not reading and shouts "your supposed to be reading" really loudly and while looking like he was having a mental breakdown, after which he went back to acting calm. Best part is that next day the regular teacher was back and the first thing he said was "so I heard your sub was a little bipolar".

[Furah]

Most people are going to be aware if you get smacked in the face with a textbook, they are heavy. You should be ashamed for throwing things at someone in the first place.

 

 

 

First of when you throw a text book the book doesn't like staying closed, it tends to open so the heavy end isn't always what hits someone, second of all I said head, not face and last of all I never said I threw them, some other idiots did.

[Returned3]

Yea there was this cool dreamy female teacher one day. She came and I asked her out, turned out to be the best decision ever.

 

 

 

Ok on a more serious note, subsitutes usually get "bullied" by my class. Strange thing is that you see them for a few days, next thing you know you never see them in school again.

[AndyPandy]

We had a sub the other day. He was the coolest guy ever. Looked like a cross between David Walliams and Jesus. He was soo funny. Allt he kids who always muck about and act stupid to get attention, he just kept taking the piss out of them.

 

 

 

He was a real nice guy, we just talked about football, africa, and unprotected sex (we were meant to be doing PSHE). He just made everything really fun, interesting, and we learnt more than we had in the previous 2/3 weeks.

[doomy]

We had some guy from a random TV ad, he was pretty cool....Had a funny voice.

[RichieMcD]

Damn, you must have a pretty uptight principal if that's your "worst" class ever to be in the school :|

 

 

 

We had a sub before, there was a broken 3 legged chair in the back so we put it at the teachers desk. He sat on it, fell over and fractured his leg.........

 

 

 

Had a extremely religious sub teacher so we put a really small speaker for a mic behind a picture of jesus above the board, then using a mic started speaking the woman as if it was Jesus. Freaked her out pretty badly.

 

 

 

When playing kickball in PE with a sub we kept hammering the ball towards the sub, hit him a couple of times. Someone burst his nose with a shot.

 

 

 

Played bulldogs charge in class when we had this well known weirdo of a sub, everyone was jumping across desks, going under desks, flipping them and all kinds of stuff just to get by.

 

 

 

Ye, subs get a lot of abuse in my school.

 

 

 

Edit: Pureprayer, stop being an [wagon]. I had a science teacher exactly like that guy, he couldn't come to class one day because the lift was broken and he's so unfit he can't climb 4 flights of stairs.

[ididnotlol]

holy sniping mutant horse faced swordsish batman me sigs been coppied.... lawls. :lol:

 

 

 

On topic - I had a funny looking teacher, his face kinda resembled a horse, so in the middle of a sentace when I was talking to him I said horse... the people around me burst out laughing... amazingly I didnt... :-#

[Star.]

People have very creative and imaginitive minds here.

 

 

 

My Media teacher is a failure at life and she knows it because I told her. She accepts the fact though haha. Most of it was you-had-to-be-there moments but she is pretty ditzy and has the class in uproar because of her actions.

 

 

 

Also, our English teacher always turns up late so we always sit in the room with the lights turned off so she doesn't come in. Darnit, it doesn't work though :[ And nobody answers her questions so we all sit there in awkward silences until once of us speaks.

 

 

 

I love my Media teacher, she's so ace, this is my third year having her.

 

 

 

A conversation yesterday [Names edited]:

 

 

 

Girl: Miss, did you know that [Girl 2] is going to be an extra on [TV Programme]?!

 

 

 

Teacher: Yeah I heard that, when's it on?

 

 

 

Girl: Wednesday, 8:00. The guy in it is from Halifax... [chatter]

 

 

 

Later on in the lesson.

 

 

 

Teacher: Everyone, remember that [Girl 2] is going to be on [TV Programme]! How long is it until Wednesday?

 

 

 

Girl 3: *Laugh* That's today miss.

 

 

 

Teacher: (Shouting) Oh C... Biscuit!

 

 

 

Then she proceeds to scramble to find a pen so she can write in on her hand whilst muttering random things. You had to know her to laugh in stitches like I were doing :lol:

[megakiller32]

We have a sub teacher currently in, who debates with us through an entire lesson (with set work and everything) why socialism is good except doesn't work and how it doesn't work, and why it should work. :D He's awesome, but I pity the people who can't appreciate his awesomeosity.

[Kiriyama]

Well, my French Teacher in 1st and 2nd year would go on about stuff like WWII and the time he killed a crocodile if someone asked him.

 

 

 

Heh, 30mins with no work :.

 

 

 

Oh and I've heard one of the Chemistry teachers set off the fire alarm with a makeshift flamethrower. Didn't witness it, but still, is probably true.

[Sam]

We had this sub who gave us a Citizenship lesson. He had previously worked at a youth prison, and he talked about his experiences, and he was swearing loads :P Funniest lesson ever.

[Dizzle229]

Well, my French Teacher in 1st and 2nd year would go on about stuff like WWII and the time he killed a crocodile if someone asked him.

 

 

 

Heh, 30mins with no work :.

 

 

 

Oh and I've heard one of the Chemistry teachers set off the fire alarm with a makeshift flamethrower. Didn't witness it, but still, is probably true.

 

 

 

You're saying a rumor is probably true. Get some evidence man, not just he said she said.

[ThurinEthir]

Hm.

 

My math teacher in 7th grade was awesome. Not funny in an offensive way, the hilarious-type of funny. He happened to be my [best] friend's dad, so I already knew him. (Heh, been to his house quite a few times, even been in his car :) ) He was really lenient, we spent basically the entire class going over homework on a tangent, we knew his life story by the end of the year. To top it off, he has an amazing accent, a blend of Bostonian and Chinese. Hilarious as hell, and he insists on repeating "kay" and "aight" over and over, though I'm pretty sure by now he does it on purpose. Everyone loved him and we actually did learn some things. (Okay, we learned how to not build a tunnel, I'm sure that has something to do with math...)

 

My Latin teacher earlier this year is a legend throughout the school. He is extremely fit, especially for his age (Which no one knows). He claims to run like five miles a day and swim a mile or two as well, which isn't hard to believe if you've ever seen his muscles, and he played football and baseball in college. On the other hand, he's probably the smartest teacher in the school. He doesn't have a TV or computer, and spends all his free time exercising or reading. He tries to read a book a day, his classroom is lined with bookshelves filled with books about basically every topic imaginable. Now, the crazy part? He's been struck by lightning, he's seen a bear (Not in a zoo, in the wild), apparently he ran 50 miles once, he read the dictionary, he knows Anglo-Saxon, Latin, Greek, English and probably 10 other languages, and he looks exactly like Einstein. Believable? If you knew him, there would be no doubt that he's not lying.

 

 

 

Now, my current teachers are all great. My physics teacher is a pyromaniac, my tech teacher is a gamer (Played Need For Speed one day in class, Starcraft is installed on one of the computers there :P ), my math teacher is a musician and plays music throughout the class, etc. ;)

[Ezz]

Once we had a teacher substitute for our Spanish teacher, and he didn't even know Spanish :| We got to watch videos about Tacos and Paella (videos in Swedish) the whole lesson.

 

 

 

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[Lenticular_J]

Yea there was this cool dreamy female teacher one day. She came and I asked her out, turned out to be the best decision ever.

 

We have one teacher that's really young, and good looking. She's only 21 or 22, I think. I thought she was 15, she's little. I was talking to her and was intending to ask her out, until I was told she was a teacher.

 

 

 

I thought it was funny when my friends told me.