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Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew, and she's pretty hot. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started.

 

 

 

Firstly, I walked into the office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid small talk until she's finished.

 

 

 

"Oh, hey, what are you eating?"

 

"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically every day."

 

"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?

 

"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."

 

"Yeah, I like food too." *Facepalm*

 

 

 

Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hits the fan. This is how the conversation went:

 

 

 

"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is ...'Depewissexy'...."

 

 

 

Oh damn.. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got the balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says,

 

 

 

"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want to keep to yourself."

 

 

 

I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and appologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.

 

 

 

She was eating Salmon.

 

 

 

She tries to eat healthy, natural foods, like wild berries, and honey.

 

 

 

She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.

 

 

 

Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human.

 

 

 

Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out of the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath its massive paws and buring several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.


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If it is a rip from something, it would explain the name of this thread. Why is there no actual name to the story? I'm sure it's not called Story Time.


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It is a rip. I seriously doubt this guy wrote this. It's an internet meme thats been posted on tons of forums all over the internet, including 4chan.

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Of course I didn't write this. It's older than dirt lol, everybody's heard it.


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Well then it should either:

 

 

 

A.) Tell us who origianlly wrote this (in this case not an option if its that old).

 

B.) Never have been posted

 

 

 

This is a forum for us to place stories that WE have written. If you have nothing to post that you have written, then consider anything else spam and do something else.

 

 

 

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