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Wear a white shirt that you smeared fake blood on with your hands and some shades. When a person walks in, stare at them until they get off.

 

 

 

Wear Middle Eastern attire.

 

 

 

Invade a person's space by dancing behind them.


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Am I the only person that rolls my eyes anytime somebody comes up with a new funny thing to do in an elevator, or a random store?

 

 

 

Some of these were funny when I was about 10 years old, and I'm almost 21 now. They certainly weren't funny the second, third, or 10th year of hearing them.

 

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how do you put embedded youtube vids on these forums?

 

Copy the part after the "=" in the url and use the [yt] tags.

 

 

 

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Am I the only person that rolls my eyes anytime somebody comes up with a new funny thing to do in an elevator, or a random store?

 

 

 

Some of these were funny when I was about 10 years old, and I'm almost 21 now. They certainly weren't funny the second, third, or 10th year of hearing them.

 

Well somebody's a [hide=][yt][/yt][/hide] today...

 

 

 

so are you calling him a macho man or are you calling him gay?

 

 

 

also, for the person who posted the trigger happy tv thing, dom joly is my hero. he's freaking awesome.


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Am I the only person that rolls my eyes anytime somebody comes up with a new funny thing to do in an elevator, or a random store?

 

 

 

Some of these were funny when I was about 10 years old, and I'm almost 21 now. They certainly weren't funny the second, third, or 10th year of hearing them.

 

 

 

Agreed. I hate people that [bleep] with elevators and none of it is funny.


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Well I have a nack for farting in packed elevators and then looking at the most vulnerable person in the evlevator and say

 

"Now for Christ's sake that's just plain rude"

 

 

 

I've stopped saying it to old people, I sort of felt bad after a while when I noticed it confused them.

 

 

 

It isn't funny, but I've always tried to convince my GF for a quickie in the elevator, no success as of yet :|

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The idea of doing this always makes me laugh

 

 

 

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Well I have a nack for farting in packed elevators and then looking at the most vulnerable person in the evlevator and say

 

"Now for Christ's sake that's just plain rude"

 

 

 

I've stopped saying it to old people, I sort of felt bad after a while when I noticed it confused them.

 

 

 

It isn't funny, but I've always tried to convince my GF for a quickie in the elevator, no success as of yet :|

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

Besides the ones mentioned above I'd personally do a few things.

 

 

 

Say a really lound ding or ping or some such annoying noise whenever someone gets on of off or the elevator starts or stops.

 

 

 

Secondly pretend to be the concierge within the lift, opening doors and whatnot, with bad miming skills.

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[hide=Off-topic.]

 

 

 

 

 

how do you put embedded youtube vids on these forums?

 

Copy the part after the "=" in the url and use the [yt] tags.

 

thanks ::'

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That was epic-- LOL!!! :thumbsup:


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Somehow, I think it would be funnier if you refrained from pulling anything such as these.

 

 

 

You'll just inconvenience others, and get kicked out the place.


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That's part of the fun Sword.


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Somehow, I think it would be funnier if you refrained from pulling anything such as these.

 

 

 

You'll just inconvenience others, and get kicked out the place.

 

 

 

 

 

yeah probabally would, but it would just be funny to picture it


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All of the people rolling their eyes and feeling superior or more mature because they feel they are above certain jokes make me giggle.


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All of the people rolling their eyes and feeling superior or more mature because they feel they are above certain jokes make me giggle.

 

 

 

You caught me. That's exactly why I rolled my eyes.

 

 

 

Maybe you'll someday realize that these jokes aren't funny.

 

 

 

 

 

Want a funny joke?

 

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

 

She forgot to wear her seatbelt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A simple one is to just dance out of the elevator. Give people a little WTF moment. :D


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All of the people rolling their eyes and feeling superior or more mature because they feel they are above certain jokes make me giggle.

 

 

 

You caught me. That's exactly why I rolled my eyes.

 

 

 

Maybe you'll someday realize that these jokes aren't funny.

 

 

 

 

 

Want a funny joke?

 

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

 

She forgot to wear her seatbelt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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- Pretend you are a cleaner (or if you are a cleaner) clean the elevator, and then start cleaning the people.

 

- Spray some deoderant on yourself and ask the other people if they would like some.

 

- Offer to spit shine someones shoe

 

- Busk

 

- Tell a person in the lift random facts

 

- Pretend to be one of those lift people

 

- When you are in the lift and someone is running towards it asking for you to hold it, look dumbly, point at yourself and then not hold the elevator

 

- Press the elevator button (from outside) then walk off.


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- Sing along (loud) with the music from your mp3 player.

 

- Whenever someone enters the elevator, say out loud "This isn't my floor!"

 

- Wear a janitor's outfit and try to clean the floor of the elevator with a toothbrush

 

- Sit on a stool in the corner and read a magazine. Do not look at other people in the elevator.


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