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old: didn't know about the dwarven mine to fally passage for first month of playing so much wasted walking

 

 

 

semi recent: trying to tank bork when i ran out of prayer... bye bye sara dhide dboots etc

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My freind was supposed to introduce me to Runescape, but he never taught me how to send private messages. And I had dial up at the time so I couldn't call him to check. I ended up wandering to Draynor screaming into public chat and wondering why he couldn't hear me. Then I saw a red exclamation point on the minimap and went down the ladder that it marked. I respawned in Lumbridge before I knew what hit me (Zombies). :oops:

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Giving my full steel(which I made ::' ) to someone so they could trim it #-o

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Getting my first pair of ranger boots from a t trail and selling them for a rune pickaxe :wall:

 

 

 

Walking all around the edge of the F2p area thinking i might find a small gap jagex had accidently left so i could get into members without paying.

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not me but this noob spent his entire 1k on pizzas so he could have an eating party then people scammed him out of his pizza :lol: :lol:

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A few months after I started playing (this was in 2002, mind you), I tried every single key I could find on the gate in Varrock west bank basement. Surely enough, it didn't do a damn thing. Lesson learnt. Later I unlocked the telekinetic grab spell, but still couldn't get some of the stuff from the locked "vault". Ahh silly days. :lol:

 

 

 

Like 2.5 years ago, gave my santa hat to a friend, which he promised to pay for over time. I only received half of what it was worth. *sigh* Needless to say, I was dumb enough to let the same guy later get away with my white partyhat and half my bank. :wall:

 

Older TIF users know of this, and it comes up whenever a topic such as this is posted :roll:

 

 

 

Admittedly, shock therapy is the best way to make a person change. "Read everything you are told! Think before you act!" is the motto of safety, and the rule I go by. It prevents you from dying to most things, it prevents you from getting into awkward situations, etc...

 

How many times have we got lost in a quest because we haven't bothered to read what the npc has told us... or how many of us have gotten killed by a monster because of this... yeahh... :-k :wall:

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The stupidest thing that I've ever done in this game was withdraw all of my coins(nothing else in inventory), and set a few Ge offers for various flipping items(this left about 30m coins in my inventory). Then I was distracted by randomness in forsaken's chat for a while, and eventually decided that I should go see if i can punch a green drag to death with no armor in the wild.

 

 

 

So I used the dump equipment button and walked north. Tried to kill it(would've got it deaded too if I used piety), failed, and popped up in Camelot with a unicorn horn(from killing a black uni on the way) and 2 coins. I went to sleep wondering where those 2 coins were from...

 

 

 

Next day, I log in, open my bank, and see 1 coin...then I remember not banking my inventory as well as my equipment and the 2 coins that I had left...So I went and punched a green drag to death \'

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I was stuck in the first room on tutorial island for 3 days.

 

 

 

Wow I'm surprised you didn't quit Runescape after many hours just sitting there! :lol:

 

 

 

My most bonehead moment was probably on my first account when I was trying to use a hammer on a cow and couldn't attack it. :lol:

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I went through a one hour convo as a newb with some higher level (50?) debating if he could trim my iron kite shield. In the end he stole it and I thought he was going to log back in sometime, but I didn't really care since I got another within the next few minutes.

 

 

 

I think I feel worse for the scammer than myself...

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i got two and i think they win hands down,

 

 

 

first, in Runescape Classic talking to npc's was at the top left and usually in white writing, well in the middle of the tutorial i logged (in the snowy part) and when i logged back on i could not figure out how to get out because i could not see the text at the top left, so basically it took me about an hour and a half to get through tutorial island.

 

 

 

second, i was leaving for a trip and gave my friend my pass (i was rich in my friend group, back when i started rs i had about 100-200k) He gave my other friend the 10,000 feathers i had because they thought it was useless. When i got back i got pissed off and my friend gave me 1000 raw lobster certs, me being the idiot i am unoted it at draynor (certs are a pain in the [wagon] if you dont know) walked to lumby, cooked at range and walked back because i thought that the draynor lumby gives best chance of cooking. Cooking the lobs took me prob 5x as long as it should

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It took me two weeks to get off tutorial island >_< I was stuck on the second tutor

 

Once, a clan member gave me 5000 air runes, 5000 fire runes and 5000 mind runes for free (this was before the the trade limit, of course). I sold them all for about only half of what they were worth >_> I could've been a level 50 with 300k =(

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Getting my first pair of ranger boots from a t trail and selling them for a rune pickaxe :wall:

 

 

 

Walking all around the edge of the F2p area thinking i might find a small gap jagex had accidently left so i could get into members without paying.

Yup i did the same thing i was like heh these boots are lame they dont give any defence or strength selling ranger boots first guy offers 15k and abunch of junk and im like cool ill take it..... doh
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I got owned in wildy... didn't know i was in it, i thought "wow this is a nice place !!!" then this mager just owned me ... my full steel disappear that day :x

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Doing demon slayer at lv 10 and finding the key in the sewer led me to moss giants. Someone told me that I had to kill it to get the key and that he'd help. In the end, he looted my stuff and I went to remake a new account because I didn't want to rebuy a tinderbox lol.

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Biggest bonehead award?

 

 

 

Leesters. Damn fish sticks :P

 

And they still got burnt, didn't they?

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I remember always getting stuck on the same point at Tutorial Island, on Xanotex I've been stuck there for 3 hours non-stop searching, on pures for 30 minutes each time.

 

 

 

At the cooking tutor, you have to click the flashing music button to unlock the door, I never noticed it flashing and just kept clicking on that door to open, now Jagex has added a huge yellow arrow pointing at it <3:

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