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Some of those are pretty .. well written in a sense. I've read some of them before off 4chan and I thought /b/tards wrote em. Good job if they did.


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This is my favorite Creepypasta.

 

 

 

[hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide]

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This is my favorite Creepypasta.

 

 

 

[hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide]

 

I don't get it.. she destroyed the baby doll and held her child?


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She thought the baby was a doll and the doll was her baby.


Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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This is my favorite Creepypasta.

 

 

 

[hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide]

 

I don't get it.. she destroyed the baby doll and held her child?

 

she destroyed the real baby


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This is my favorite Creepypasta.

 

 

 

[hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide]

 

I don't get it.. she destroyed the baby doll and held her child?

 

she destroyed the real baby

 

 

 

OOOOHHHHHH damn


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Most likely not all of them. A lot are really lame though, if not funny.


Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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This is my favorite Creepypasta.

 

 

 

[hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide]

 

i was looking for that one! but for some reason i didnt find it :\


I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

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This is my favorite Creepypasta.

 

 

 

[hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide]

 

Allow me to finish the story for you.

 

[hide=]If u dont emale this 2 10 pplz in 5 minz 1 of teh mothers of teh children will be outside ur window 2night and will kill u[/hide]

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This is my favorite Creepypasta.

 

 

 

[hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide]

 

Allow me to finish the story for you.

 

[hide=]If u dont emale this 2 10 pplz in 5 minz 1 of teh mothers of teh children will be outside ur window 2night and will kill u[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

Brilliant! =D> Now it's ready to be posted on Youtube.


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Glenn Martin DDS. And I thought Oblivion had it pretty bad with the whole uncanny valley syndrome thing. I had a lot of trouble sleeping after their Halloween episode. It's not only how the characters look or how they move either - the whole show has some freaky aura attached to it, like it's a show intentionally made to inflict fear and suffering.

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Ahh nature...

[spoiler=Have fun sleeping tonight]

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DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!


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Ticks.

im not scared of any bug but these... they make me so scared


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I hate Mosquitos, they dont really scare me but still freak me out if i see one, filled with blood, MY BLOOD. Anybody got a good way to deal with them?

 

Use them to convince girls to sex you?

 

Well, not exactly mosquitoes but I guess fleas are close.


In Soviet Russia, glass eats OTers.

 

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GOOOOOOOOOO ALAN! WOO!

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I'm not creeped out by much, but I am disgusted of other people's saliva, like this one kid threw a spitball at me in Chem today and it was so saturated it left a puddle of saliva, I was so disgusted I shuddered and moved my seat.


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Ticks.

im not scared of any bug but these... they make me so scared

 

I got bit by a tick while in the middle of nowhere. Luckily, no Lyme disease as far as I know.


I will put my boots on.

 

I will pass on down the corridor.

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Snails, slimy [bleep]s.


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I'm voting creepily badass.


#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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Abandoned carnivals.


So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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