anonymous1234 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I'm not sure if this was funny do to the timing, or because its 5am... [hide]You: whats your reason for staying alive?Stranger: you.You: <3You: good responseStranger: LOLJK, your the reason i wanna die. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]I think he meant "you're." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iconic Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Grammar Nazi's, the lot of ya! [Falador tavern] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Grammar Nazi's, the lot of ya!I think you mean "Nazis". "Nazi's" would make it possessive, which makes no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Trolling is a art. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Trolling is a art. ... an art. Trolling is an art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 He be trollin', yo. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Trolling is a art. ... an art. Trolling is an art. Hahaha. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 ;-) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Haha, poor Adrenal, walked straight into that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Yeah ... I guess I should've seen that one coming. I'll save face by saying I did it intentionally. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Stranger: DO YOU THINK YAPPA IS PRETTY?You: OUIStranger: OH BOYStranger: ANOTHER FOREIGNERStranger: -__-You: Quoi?You: No understandYour conversational partner has disconnected. Another Foreigner....? Although, I made a new "friend" who will teach me her culture/language of China. But, she's not saying if it's Manadrin/Cantonese. So, she's not really helpful at all. I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Stranger: heyStranger: asl?You: helloYou: 15, male, england >_>You: I'm not hornyYou: I have a girlfriend.Your conversational partner has disconnected. :cool: 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 You: Hi.Stranger: hi horny female hereYou: Ah, a horny wench from the local pub that might need to be rescued from a huge fire-breathing dragon. I put on my robe and wizard hat.Stranger: U AGIAN? :D This was from some of my trolling antics on Omegle, I was trying to do it bloodninja style. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 This was from some of my trolling antics on Omegle, I was trying to do it bloodninja style. Oh man. Yeah. I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamtongirl Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Stranger: heyYou: Hi.Stranger: you like the tittaysStranger: you want themStranger: you want the tittaysStranger: no?Stranger: you no want the tittays?Stranger: TITTAYYYYSSS!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Well alright then ._o We'll sneak out while they sleepAnd sail off in the night.We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.When we're gone, we'll stay gone.Out of sight, out of mind.It's not too late,We have the rest of our lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 DONT U LIEK TEH TITTAYS [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 So for once I got a legit person and it was decent:[hide]Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: hows it goin?You: pretty good. you?Stranger: goodStranger: what ya up to?You: being bored on the computer :PStranger: same, watchig basketball as wellYou: i'm more of a hockey fan, but it doesn't start until november.Stranger: o hockeyStranger: u must be canadianStranger: or northern at leastYou: no, I knew you were going to say that.. but yeah I live in MichiganStranger: sweet where in mi?You: houghtonStranger: oo, i dont know where that is, my family vacations in traverse cityYou: it's in the UP, where Michigan Tech isStranger: ah, a upperStranger: so is it common practice for a person in the u.p. to see moose?You: yeah if you live in the woods/middle of nowhere. but they're more common in minnesota and whatnot where they can actually cross the border from canada to the usStranger: ahYou: we have a lot of bobcats/cougars though. and bearsStranger: wowStranger: so u go to college in the UP?You: nah I'm in hsYou: though I'd like to go to techStranger: okStranger: im ray btwYou: this is nice, you're the first person who hasn't gone all troll/spam on meStranger: lol, i just try to have a conversationStranger: there are tons of trolls on here lolYou: though it seems like if you start talking to a random person there's not much to talk about unless you both want to be trolls and sing Rick Astley or the Pokemon theme soneStranger: lolYou: or pull the whole 'you are in a dark hallway. you are likely to be eaten by a grue' which is fun if you get the right personStranger: ya, i had someone demand i sing every disney movie song i knew one time lolYou: that'd be hard for me, I think I know maybe three...Stranger: ya, there was a lot of blahsStranger: anyways, i'm gunna go hunt for trollsStranger: cyaYou: sounds fun[/hide] Yeah I'm bored out of my mind. sig by Soa.....tip.it times.....art & mediadeviantart/flickr/last.fm/steam/twitter/tumblr/youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I've noticed that Omegle becomes much more entertaining when you have a few friends crowded around, all giving suggestions with what to reply with to the "horny 19 year old" on the other end. Much laughs were had. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Here's a fun one: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? When the stranger tries to tell you it's incoherent, say he must be foreign. Ask him which language he would prefer to speak in, then say he isn't making any sense, and all you wanted to know is if anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamtongirl Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I've noticed that Omegle becomes much more entertaining when you have a few friends crowded around, all giving suggestions with what to reply with to the "horny 19 year old" on the other end. Much laughs were had. :thumbup: Yes, that's very true. A couple of girls and I go on there in computers when the lessons are particularly boring. It's quite amusing. We'll sneak out while they sleepAnd sail off in the night.We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.When we're gone, we'll stay gone.Out of sight, out of mind.It's not too late,We have the rest of our lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 you guys need to find better ways to spend your free time :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 [hide]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.You: Question of the day: Does Stacy's Mom got it goin' on?Stranger: Of course!You: :DYou: All night long, or daytime only?Stranger: But she would punish you for your horrible grammarStranger: ;)You: That's the song line.Stranger: Haha, I knowYou: I actually care about my grammer online, unlike most people my age.You: I mean...You: LULZ GRAMER FER RTARDSStranger: I hear that!You: And, I'm back.You: Mind if I ask your age?Stranger: Sure, I'm 18.You: (Haha. I spelt grammar wrong.)Stranger: And I certainly feel your pain with the spelling/grammar thingYou: And, I'm 14. So you should understand why I feel that way about most people my age. (If you'd rather not talk to a 14 year old, that's fine.)Stranger: How old are you, if may be so bold?Stranger: Haha, no that's fine, especially when you're not like "lol pics plz? "You: Yes, I'm tired of those people on this website...I've actually had a few good conversations here. None starting with that phrase.Stranger: LikewiseYou: So, to start a conversation... What sort of things do you like to do?Stranger: They usually start with a good question or somethingStranger: Art!You: Art! What sort? Visual?Stranger: I'm going to art schoolStranger: I move in on Saturday, and I'm really nervous and excitedYou: Oh, wow! I'm jealous...I'll be stuck doing something boring, most likely business.Stranger: Yeah, but all liknds of visual artStranger: Well, not videoStranger: :(You: I enjoy art. Visual art a fair bit, as well as music...I play drums, and write songs.Stranger: If you feel that way about it, then why do it?Stranger: Ahhh I love music; I usedbto play the celloYou: Well, to be honest it's just school that will be boring for me, I think I'll enjoy business itself.Stranger: Ahh okayYou: Oh, that's cool. I've always wanted to try cello.Stranger: I was gearing up to give you a lecture on following your dream and breaking freeStranger: HahahaYou: Yes, that speech is always fun to give, isn't it?You: But I intend to own some sort of music store when I'm older, and perhaps a few other types of stores.Stranger: Yep! And I can feel especially self righteous because I've oooobviously had sooo many more life experiences at my advanced ageStranger: Oh, well that's good!Stranger: There needs to be more music storesStranger: That aren't huuuge chainsYou: Yes, those 4 years you have ahead of me must have given you an infinite amount of experiences ;)And, yes. I have high expectations for myself in the future. But I hope to own one of the first large chains of music stores.Stranger: Well it's good to have goals!Stranger: :DStranger: And was that a wink I saw in there? Are you insinuating something?You: I meant to make it a ":)" face.Stranger: Hahaha I seeYou: Although I'm not used to this keyboard. New laptop that I got for highschool.Stranger: Haha, I know the feelingStranger: I'm on my iPod touch right nowYou: But, I worry about my expectations a small bit. I'd like to picture myself as a billionaire at 45, but I know it won't happen. And, nice...I can't type on my ipod at all.Stranger: Well, billionaire at 45 might be a bit of a stretch, but it's not impossibleStranger: You just have to meet the right peopleStranger: As long as you learn from your mistakes, they were worth somethingYou: Yes... I'd like to make it happen, and i'll try my best. even if i don't hit a billion, I can settle for multi million. And, if not, i'll settle for happiness, at least.Stranger: I'd say the last choice is the best out of all thoseYou: yes, for sure.You: But hopefully no matter where I end up, I'll have it.Stranger: Have you read "Death of a Salesman?"You: No. But from the title, I assume it is a man who worked himself to death or sadness?Stranger: That's the spirit!You: And, thank you.Stranger: Well yeah pretty muchStranger: It's about a guyStranger: Who is so focused on being successful, he looses sight of living, which is the real successYou: Yes, exactly...Which is what I pray I won't do.You: I think I'll know when enough is enough.You: I imagine you have a dream to be an artist?Stranger: He thinks that money is everything, so he neglects his family to work for it, so they can have a good life, but it's no good without him in itStranger: Yes, more or lessYou: That's great, and even better that you're following it.Stranger: Thanks, couldn't have done it without my parents thoughYou: I'd love to be the drummer of a great band. But, realistically, music can be hard as a primary job, and I don't think I'd be able to support my future-family on it.Stranger: They've always supported my artYou: And, my parents are the opposite. I know if I wanted to do drums for a living, they would discourage me from it.Stranger: Already planning for afamilt at 14?!Stranger: A family*You: Well, I don't have a particular person in mind. (Though, I admit, my current girlfriend..It'd be nice, but optimistic to the point of foolishness.You: I just know I'll have one in the future. I've always wanted kids.Stranger: Awww you're cuteStranger: How long have you been together?You: Well...August the 18th, 2010. I know, a very short time...But we've "liked" eachother (And have been discussing it) for a while.But I know most relationships don't work out at my age, so I'm ready for anything.You: But i've been happier the past week then i have for a while, so i think it's a good start.Stranger: Well, as long as you roll with the punchesStranger: Ahh young love!You: Haha...Not that young. Well, young enough, I suppose.Stranger: (hahaha, I've never even been in a relationship, I'm one to talk!)You: Really? I'm shocked. You seem like the type who would be very easy to get along with.You: If I may ask, are you male or female?Stranger: FemaleYou: Now I'm stunned... An artist...Well, I'm sure you'll find someone, you seem like the type who could get things together.Stranger: Haha, I don't know what being an artist has to do with being singleYou: Neither do I, now that I look back on it.You: Maybe it's because I prefer girls who are artsy? (Not much, I know, coming from someone my age.)Stranger: Hahaha, we are romanticized, I thinkStranger: You know it's really a shame that no one wanted me in high schoolYou: It's their loss.Stranger: I would have totally put outStranger: Just sayin'You: Yeah...I imagine you had your fair share of high school crushes?Stranger: A few here and thereStranger: Not a crazy amount, but I usually had one a yearStranger: Actually one lasted two yearsStranger: The current one is coming up on two years tooYou: Yes, I think that sort of things varies with people. My first "crush" lasted for the first day of 5th grade, to halfway through eighth.Stranger: Oh definatelyYou: while my friends change crushes every week, it seems. Frustrating, in a sense...Stranger: Eh, they're just trying to figure their [cabbage] outStranger: What they like, what they don'tYou: Yes, that's true.Stranger: Whereas my crushes tend to be of a certain ilkYou: But they mostly go after looks, and that's pretty much it.Stranger: I know what I like pretty muchStranger: UghYou: Exactly.Stranger: Yeah, I don't miss middle schoolYou: I'm glad highschool starts in september for me.Stranger: I legitimately wanted to kill myself in middle schoolYou: Why, what was wrong?Stranger: Yay! A new adventure!You: And, indeed :)Stranger: Ugh, just everythingStranger: I dunno, it was also nothing at allStranger: The environment at my middle school was full of bullying and just plain hatredYou: Oh, alright. I'm in Canada, so grades kindergarten to 8 are at the same school.Stranger: And I'm an awkward person, so I got picked odStranger: Ahhh okayYou: But, i was in the same situation up to about 4th grade... I was bullied a lot, ended up changing schools. I still regret running away from it...But at least I made a whole bunch of new friends.Stranger: Yay for new beginnings!Stranger: Hey, I hate to do this, but I'm gonna pass out soonStranger: From exhaustianYou: That's fine. I guess I..won't see you around, unless we get lucky and paired up on omegle again.You: at a later date, i mean.You: which, again, slim chances.Stranger: Well, we could always exchange emails...You: (edited out)You: if you have windows live messenger?Stranger: (edited out)Stranger: No, I only use yahoo messengerYou: Hmm...Alright. I'll hold onto it anyways, if we want to have a conversation at a later date.Stranger: Yeah, I'll talk to you later maybe!Stranger: :DYou: Alright. Bye, have a good night :)Stranger: If not, good luck!Stranger: Yeah, you tooYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] One of my better conversations, anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I started a conversation by spamming triforces to my stranger, it ended with us exchanging names and discovering we were both pixel artists. We shared some work. I started a conversation asking this girl what sports she liked, it ended with me giving her advise on her unexpected pregnancy and how to break the news to her boyfriend. I found out a day later she told her boyfriend. I started a conversation asking this guy his favorite cola, it ended with him admitting to me he was overweight and gay and wanted to commit suicide. Not sure if he did. I started a conversation by sharing some of my favorite alternative rock music with my stranger, it ended with her sharing some of her favorite alternative rock music with me. Lol. All true stories. Each one lasted hours. By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamtongirl Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 I talked to some minor actor guy for three hours last night. He was very interesting. It's great when you get people who can spell, too. We'll sneak out while they sleepAnd sail off in the night.We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.When we're gone, we'll stay gone.Out of sight, out of mind.It's not too late,We have the rest of our lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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