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I'm not sure if this was funny do to the timing, or because its 5am...

 

[hide]You: whats your reason for staying alive?

Stranger: you.

You: <3

You: good response

Stranger: LOLJK, your the reason i wanna die.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

I think he meant "you're."

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Stranger: DO YOU THINK YAPPA IS PRETTY?

You: OUI

Stranger: OH BOY

Stranger: ANOTHER FOREIGNER

Stranger: -__-

You: Quoi?

You: No understand

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Another Foreigner....?

 

Although, I made a new "friend" who will teach me her culture/language of China. But, she's not saying if it's Manadrin/Cantonese. So, she's not really helpful at all.

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: hello

You: 15, male, england >_>

You: I'm not horny

You: I have a girlfriend.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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You: Hi.

Stranger: hi horny female here

You: Ah, a horny wench from the local pub that might need to be rescued from a huge fire-breathing dragon. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stranger: U AGIAN?

 

:D

 

This was from some of my trolling antics on Omegle, I was trying to do it bloodninja style.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

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Stranger: hey

You: Hi.

Stranger: you like the tittays

Stranger: you want them

Stranger: you want the tittays

Stranger: no?

Stranger: you no want the tittays?

Stranger: TITTAYYYYSSS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Well alright then ._o

We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

When we're gone, we'll stay gone.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's not too late,

We have the rest of our lives.

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So for once I got a legit person and it was decent:

[hide]Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hows it goin?

You: pretty good. you?

Stranger: good

Stranger: what ya up to?

You: being bored on the computer :P

Stranger: same, watchig basketball as well

You: i'm more of a hockey fan, but it doesn't start until november.

Stranger: o hockey

Stranger: u must be canadian

Stranger: or northern at least

You: no, I knew you were going to say that.. but yeah I live in Michigan

Stranger: sweet where in mi?

You: houghton

Stranger: oo, i dont know where that is, my family vacations in traverse city

You: it's in the UP, where Michigan Tech is

Stranger: ah, a upper

Stranger: so is it common practice for a person in the u.p. to see moose?

You: yeah if you live in the woods/middle of nowhere. but they're more common in minnesota and whatnot where they can actually cross the border from canada to the us

Stranger: ah

You: we have a lot of bobcats/cougars though. and bears

Stranger: wow

Stranger: so u go to college in the UP?

You: nah I'm in hs

You: though I'd like to go to tech

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im ray btw

You: this is nice, you're the first person who hasn't gone all troll/spam on me

Stranger: lol, i just try to have a conversation

Stranger: there are tons of trolls on here lol

You: though it seems like if you start talking to a random person there's not much to talk about unless you both want to be trolls and sing Rick Astley or the Pokemon theme sone

Stranger: lol

You: or pull the whole 'you are in a dark hallway. you are likely to be eaten by a grue' which is fun if you get the right person

Stranger: ya, i had someone demand i sing every disney movie song i knew one time lol

You: that'd be hard for me, I think I know maybe three...

Stranger: ya, there was a lot of blahs

Stranger: anyways, i'm gunna go hunt for trolls

Stranger: cya

You: sounds fun[/hide]

 

Yeah I'm bored out of my mind.

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Here's a fun one:

 

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

When the stranger tries to tell you it's incoherent, say he must be foreign. Ask him which language he would prefer to speak in, then say he isn't making any sense, and all you wanted to know is if anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

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I've noticed that Omegle becomes much more entertaining when you have a few friends crowded around, all giving suggestions with what to reply with to the "horny 19 year old" on the other end.

 

Much laughs were had. :thumbup:

 

Yes, that's very true. A couple of girls and I go on there in computers when the lessons are particularly boring. It's quite amusing.

We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

When we're gone, we'll stay gone.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's not too late,

We have the rest of our lives.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Question of the day: Does Stacy's Mom got it goin' on?

Stranger: Of course!

You: :D

You: All night long, or daytime only?

Stranger: But she would punish you for your horrible grammar

Stranger: ;)

You: That's the song line.

Stranger: Haha, I know

You: I actually care about my grammer online, unlike most people my age.

You: I mean...

You: LULZ GRAMER FER RTARDS

Stranger: I hear that!

You: And, I'm back.

You: Mind if I ask your age?

Stranger: Sure, I'm 18.

You: (Haha. I spelt grammar wrong.)

Stranger: And I certainly feel your pain with the spelling/grammar thing

You: And, I'm 14. So you should understand why I feel that way about most people my age. (If you'd rather not talk to a 14 year old, that's fine.)

Stranger: How old are you, if may be so bold?

Stranger: Haha, no that's fine, especially when you're not like "lol pics plz? "

You: Yes, I'm tired of those people on this website...I've actually had a few good conversations here. None starting with that phrase.

Stranger: Likewise

You: So, to start a conversation... What sort of things do you like to do?

Stranger: They usually start with a good question or something

Stranger: Art!

You: Art! What sort? Visual?

Stranger: I'm going to art school

Stranger: I move in on Saturday, and I'm really nervous and excited

You: Oh, wow! I'm jealous...I'll be stuck doing something boring, most likely business.

Stranger: Yeah, but all liknds of visual art

Stranger: Well, not video

Stranger: :(

You: I enjoy art. Visual art a fair bit, as well as music...I play drums, and write songs.

Stranger: If you feel that way about it, then why do it?

Stranger: Ahhh I love music; I usedbto play the cello

You: Well, to be honest it's just school that will be boring for me, I think I'll enjoy business itself.

Stranger: Ahh okay

You: Oh, that's cool. I've always wanted to try cello.

Stranger: I was gearing up to give you a lecture on following your dream and breaking free

Stranger: Hahaha

You: Yes, that speech is always fun to give, isn't it?

You: But I intend to own some sort of music store when I'm older, and perhaps a few other types of stores.

Stranger: Yep! And I can feel especially self righteous because I've oooobviously had sooo many more life experiences at my advanced age

Stranger: Oh, well that's good!

Stranger: There needs to be more music stores

Stranger: That aren't huuuge chains

You: Yes, those 4 years you have ahead of me must have given you an infinite amount of experiences ;)

And, yes. I have high expectations for myself in the future. But I hope to own one of the first large chains of music stores.

Stranger: Well it's good to have goals!

Stranger: :D

Stranger: And was that a wink I saw in there? Are you insinuating something?

You: I meant to make it a ":)" face.

Stranger: Hahaha I see

You: Although I'm not used to this keyboard. New laptop that I got for highschool.

Stranger: Haha, I know the feeling

Stranger: I'm on my iPod touch right now

You: But, I worry about my expectations a small bit. I'd like to picture myself as a billionaire at 45, but I know it won't happen. And, nice...I can't type on my ipod at all.

Stranger: Well, billionaire at 45 might be a bit of a stretch, but it's not impossible

Stranger: You just have to meet the right people

Stranger: As long as you learn from your mistakes, they were worth something

You: Yes... I'd like to make it happen, and i'll try my best. even if i don't hit a billion, I can settle for multi million. And, if not, i'll settle for happiness, at least.

Stranger: I'd say the last choice is the best out of all those

You: yes, for sure.

You: But hopefully no matter where I end up, I'll have it.

Stranger: Have you read "Death of a Salesman?"

You: No. But from the title, I assume it is a man who worked himself to death or sadness?

Stranger: That's the spirit!

You: And, thank you.

Stranger: Well yeah pretty much

Stranger: It's about a guy

Stranger: Who is so focused on being successful, he looses sight of living, which is the real success

You: Yes, exactly...Which is what I pray I won't do.

You: I think I'll know when enough is enough.

You: I imagine you have a dream to be an artist?

Stranger: He thinks that money is everything, so he neglects his family to work for it, so they can have a good life, but it's no good without him in it

Stranger: Yes, more or less

You: That's great, and even better that you're following it.

Stranger: Thanks, couldn't have done it without my parents though

You: I'd love to be the drummer of a great band. But, realistically, music can be hard as a primary job, and I don't think I'd be able to support my future-family on it.

Stranger: They've always supported my art

You: And, my parents are the opposite. I know if I wanted to do drums for a living, they would discourage me from it.

Stranger: Already planning for afamilt at 14?!

Stranger: A family*

You: Well, I don't have a particular person in mind. (Though, I admit, my current girlfriend..It'd be nice, but optimistic to the point of foolishness.

You: I just know I'll have one in the future. I've always wanted kids.

Stranger: Awww you're cute

Stranger: How long have you been together?

You: Well...August the 18th, 2010. I know, a very short time...But we've "liked" eachother (And have been discussing it) for a while.

But I know most relationships don't work out at my age, so I'm ready for anything.

You: But i've been happier the past week then i have for a while, so i think it's a good start.

Stranger: Well, as long as you roll with the punches

Stranger: Ahh young love!

You: Haha...Not that young. Well, young enough, I suppose.

Stranger: (hahaha, I've never even been in a relationship, I'm one to talk!)

You: Really? I'm shocked. You seem like the type who would be very easy to get along with.

You: If I may ask, are you male or female?

Stranger: Female

You: Now I'm stunned... An artist...Well, I'm sure you'll find someone, you seem like the type who could get things together.

Stranger: Haha, I don't know what being an artist has to do with being single

You: Neither do I, now that I look back on it.

You: Maybe it's because I prefer girls who are artsy? (Not much, I know, coming from someone my age.)

Stranger: Hahaha, we are romanticized, I think

Stranger: You know it's really a shame that no one wanted me in high school

You: It's their loss.

Stranger: I would have totally put out

Stranger: Just sayin'

You: Yeah...I imagine you had your fair share of high school crushes?

Stranger: A few here and there

Stranger: Not a crazy amount, but I usually had one a year

Stranger: Actually one lasted two years

Stranger: The current one is coming up on two years too

You: Yes, I think that sort of things varies with people. My first "crush" lasted for the first day of 5th grade, to halfway through eighth.

Stranger: Oh definately

You: while my friends change crushes every week, it seems. Frustrating, in a sense...

Stranger: Eh, they're just trying to figure their [cabbage] out

Stranger: What they like, what they don't

You: Yes, that's true.

Stranger: Whereas my crushes tend to be of a certain ilk

You: But they mostly go after looks, and that's pretty much it.

Stranger: I know what I like pretty much

Stranger: Ugh

You: Exactly.

Stranger: Yeah, I don't miss middle school

You: I'm glad highschool starts in september for me.

Stranger: I legitimately wanted to kill myself in middle school

You: Why, what was wrong?

Stranger: Yay! A new adventure!

You: And, indeed :)

Stranger: Ugh, just everything

Stranger: I dunno, it was also nothing at all

Stranger: The environment at my middle school was full of bullying and just plain hatred

You: Oh, alright. I'm in Canada, so grades kindergarten to 8 are at the same school.

Stranger: And I'm an awkward person, so I got picked od

Stranger: Ahhh okay

You: But, i was in the same situation up to about 4th grade... I was bullied a lot, ended up changing schools. I still regret running away from it...But at least I made a whole bunch of new friends.

Stranger: Yay for new beginnings!

Stranger: Hey, I hate to do this, but I'm gonna pass out soon

Stranger: From exhaustian

You: That's fine. I guess I..won't see you around, unless we get lucky and paired up on omegle again.

You: at a later date, i mean.

You: which, again, slim chances.

Stranger: Well, we could always exchange emails...

You: (edited out)

You: if you have windows live messenger?

Stranger: (edited out)

Stranger: No, I only use yahoo messenger

You: Hmm...Alright. I'll hold onto it anyways, if we want to have a conversation at a later date.

Stranger: Yeah, I'll talk to you later maybe!

Stranger: :D

You: Alright. Bye, have a good night :)

Stranger: If not, good luck!

Stranger: Yeah, you too

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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One of my better conversations, anyways.

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I started a conversation by spamming triforces to my stranger, it ended with us exchanging names and discovering we were both pixel artists. We shared some work.

 

I started a conversation asking this girl what sports she liked, it ended with me giving her advise on her unexpected pregnancy and how to break the news to her boyfriend. I found out a day later she told her boyfriend.

 

I started a conversation asking this guy his favorite cola, it ended with him admitting to me he was overweight and gay and wanted to commit suicide. Not sure if he did.

 

I started a conversation by sharing some of my favorite alternative rock music with my stranger, it ended with her sharing some of her favorite alternative rock music with me. Lol.

 

All true stories. Each one lasted hours.

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I talked to some minor actor guy for three hours last night. He was very interesting. It's great when you get people who can spell, too.

We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

When we're gone, we'll stay gone.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's not too late,

We have the rest of our lives.

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