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I'd make a large, lectronic display that I could carry around with me.

 

It would say:

 

THE END IS NEAR

10... 9... (so it would count down, in other words).

 

I'd go out with a laugh.

 

Oh, and I'd try to get lucky.

When the end of the world is near, you make luck ;)

 

 

I mean "getting lucky" in the same meaning that people have for "running the bases."

 

 

...Wait, what you said could apply to that, as well....

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Build a super-mega fart machine, find people who have incredible fart power, and let the power of the fart blow the asteroid away.

 

If it doesn't, at least it pushes Earth out of orbit of the asteroid.

 

This is based on a show I've watched.

What the hell show is that...

 

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See, according to movies, if you go on an insane killing spree, you find out that the disaster was averted at the last second, and you did all of that even though the world wasn't actually going to end. Then you burst into tears and put a gun to your chin and pull the trigger.

Not all people have that same guilt factor, and infact I wouldn't be phased by the knowlege.

 

TBH. [bleep] all yall who's like "I'ma kill everyone who ever bullied me cuz I can't stick up for myself so I'll shoot them instead."

 

 

When the asteroid comes, I quite literally wanna stand right where it'll hit so I cansee it coming, and I can try and see what it'll feel like. Now, lots of people hate me. And if they shoot me, because they're hardcore. And I don't want my last hours bleeding to death from getting shanked.

I, and others, never said because they bullied us, I'm talking about killing anyone, but being efficient and effective. No bleed-outs.

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I'd drive out to a sunny field with a close group of friends and take some hits of LSD. The rest of the day would be spent eating, playing music, and having a good time. In the evening, I'd spend some time on my own, reflecting on my life. Then, after having sex with the cute girl of my dreams, everybody would gather under the stars and wait for the inevitable.

 

Yep... something like that. :lol:

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I guarantee at least one of you kids from round here is going to become a serial killer. Some of you have some real issues with knowing when people deserve to be killed, you're all [bleep]ing bat [cabbage] insane.

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I guarantee at least one of you kids from round here is going to become a serial killer. Some of you have some real issues with knowing when people deserve to be killed, you're all [bleep]ing bat [cabbage] insane.

 

I'm gonna be CSI, does that count?

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I guarantee at least one of you kids from round here is going to become a serial killer. Some of you have some real issues with knowing when people deserve to be killed, you're all [bleep]ing bat [cabbage] insane.

Haha. I see them as those bitter lonely old men/women holding a shotgun at their porch.

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I guarantee at least one of you kids from round here is going to become a serial killer. Some of you have some real issues with knowing when people deserve to be killed, you're all [bleep]ing bat [cabbage] insane.

Haha. I see them as those bitter lonely old men/women holding a shotgun at their porch.

 

My dad saw one of them and shot him and the person died. Then he threw a granade inside the house and killed like 5? army ppl.

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Already know how the world is going to end. I know where I will be. Big Bang, coming soon to a city near you. (2 Peter 3:10)

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I guarantee at least one of you kids from round here is going to become a serial killer. Some of you have some real issues with knowing when people deserve to be killed, you're all [bleep]ing bat [cabbage] insane.

Shooting spree all the way baby!

 

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Which then shifts Earth's orbit so it collides with another planet.

It wouldn't shift Earth's orbit by THAT much, just enough to avoid get hit by the asteroid (if all fails).

 

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Yeah I'm really kind of disturbed by you people who want to go on a mass murdering spree. What the hell, why? Saying "it's the end of the world it doesn't matter" isn't an answer.

Yep, i had the same thoughts in mind. I'd spend it with those who matter, those i love. My last memories should be of love and happiness.

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To be honest, the best reason I (And probably the other people who said that) have is "For the lulz"

 

It's the end of the world, who gives a damn. Since I don't belive in a life after death, or any form of conciousness after death, it doesn't really seem to matter.

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People joke about it, but I seriously doubt anyone here would shoot people if they thought the world near, because:

 

1) Most people couldn't morally

 

2) People would consider: what if the world isn't over, and we're wrong?

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I would hack into a bunch of giant news networks, and play some really annoying video until the asteroid hits, During that time, I would most likely hang out with some friends, play some games, and when the asteroid will impact in a few minutes left, I will trip out on acid.

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Like someone else said, I'd probably go to everyone I knew and tell them how I really felt about them, no matter how good or bad, just to prove to myself that i could and leave no one in doubts about my relationship with them in our final moments. And I'd fill myself up on delicious unhealthy food, since my health wouldn't matter in hours to come anyway.

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I feel like every other reply is either "sex" or "mass killing spree." I'm not quite sure what's up with all the murderous people on this thread... sure we're all going to die in 10 hours in this scenario, but how far could you push that mentality? :roll: I mean we're all going to die in like 60-80 years anyway so what does it really matter even in real life? In situations like this, you show the world who you really are and the things that matter most to you.. it's comforting to know that I'm surrounded by murderous people who don't value human life.... :roll:

 

I'd spend the time with people I love ;)

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I feel like every other reply is either "sex" or "mass killing spree." I'm not quite sure what's up with all the murderous people on this thread... sure we're all going to die in 10 hours in this scenario, but how far could you push that mentality? :roll: I mean we're all going to die in like 60-80 years anyway so what does it really matter even in real life? In situations like this, you show the world who you really are and the things that matter most to you.. it's comforting to know that I'm surrounded by murderous people who don't value human life.... :roll:

 

I'd spend the time with people I love ;)

You're only seeing the people who would go out and rape/murder people because you're on the internet.

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I'd drive out to a sunny field with a close group of friends and take some hits of LSD. The rest of the day would be spent eating, playing music, and having a good time. In the evening, I'd spend some time on my own, reflecting on my life. Then, after having sex with the cute girl of my dreams, everybody would gather under the stars and wait for the inevitable.

 

Yep... something like that. :lol:

Something like that indeed. Sounds like an awesome way to spend the last 10 hours before you die.

Also, I'd listen to all of my favourite songs one more time.

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