The coolest teacher you've ever had?

[Princess Viola]

As for me, my Literature teacher this year. Mr. Hayes.

 

 

 

First off, he has two motorcycles. And he was in a crash in like '98 while racing his brother. He turned and hit a pole in the middle of a fork in the rode. WHO PUTS A POLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORK? He hit the pole and went flying thinking "Was that a pole? Why was there a pole there?" His brother saw two things flying, him and something else. When he got to him, he realized what the other thing was, his arm. They took him to the hospital, you know the part where people who got into motorcycle accidents go, and they usually become para/quadriplegics. One of his ribs pierced his lung. Bones were coming out of his leg and the arm that went flying of had like bones sticking out.

 

 

 

They reattached his arm but the nerves were so badly damaged it just dangles. So he rides a motorcycle with one hand.

 

 

 

Yeah, he got out of that with a paralyzed arm and that's it. He just keeps it in his pocket.

[Star_Fox]

i like all my teachers except for my culinary art's teacher.

[Hugger_88]

i like all my teachers except for my culinary art's teacher.

 

duz he hav 99 cooking?

 

 

 

OT, My gym teacher last year was awesome. She was HOT. Fresh outa college, and she didnt give a crap what we did. We could sleep on the mats, text, whatever. She was just awesome.

[Hobgoblinpie]

My DT teacher was awesome.

 

 

 

He'd let us just muck around during lessons (not good for our learning, but we were in year 9, not even thinking about our GCSEs). We would just get Wooden blocks and break them, drill holes in stuff for a laugh, and when the time came to hand in the final piece of work, He just gave everyone who hadn't done it a C.

 

 

 

On the other end of the scale, my Food Tech teacher of the same year was an absolute disgrace. Besides hating my guts, everything I did was wrong. For one part of the project we had to make food in the style of another culture, and she put me under America, so I thought I'd go for dessert and do Mississippi mud pie. Took hours to make and prepare, and when I had finished it, she told me I'd wasted 4 hours of my life, without even tasting it. Luckily enough everyone else in my class loved it, so she was forced to give me a good grade. If she hadn't, I would have been talking to the Headteacher or my school's governing body about it. Funnily enough, my Sister was put in a form with that teacher as her form tutor.

[BlackDawn]

Lemme think...

 

 

 

I suppose my English teacher in year 9 was pretty awesome. She was hot, and loved to joke around with us all. (Some of the jokes could be a bit offensive, but that was what was awesome.)

[Hedgehog]

Probably my chemistry teacher. He's colorblind and can solve a Rubik's cube in under 2 minutes, he threatens to throw students into his nuclear reactor thing (it creates radiation for his nuclear radiation class, one of the only ones in the country), he likes to juggle staplers, keeps jars of dead animals in his desk, and tells funny jokes.

 

 

 

He's pretty awesome.

[nerdboyxxx]

My science teacher. Every second week we get a can of coke and a mars bar, he likes to joke around, gives you extensions on assignments with no questions asked, acknowledges that we have other subjects we have to focus on (and makes sure we don't get too much homework ;)). Such an awesome teacher :

[walka92]

my english teacher 2 years ago, cool because she let me punch some kid in the stomach because he was pissing me off, and i had warned him that id hit him, he didnt stop. i hit him, teacher shrugged and said "he was warned"

[Hobgoblinpie]

my english teacher 2 years ago, cool because she let me punch some kid in the stomach because he was pissing me off, and i had warned him that id hit him, he didnt stop. i hit him, teacher shrugged and said "he was warned"

 

 

 

The DT teacher I mentioned above let me do that :D he could see that the guy was annoying me, so I asked the teacher if he could make him stop (because I didn't want to make things worse), the teacher said he wouldn't do anything but if he didn't see anything he wouldn't ask questions :thumbsup: obviously I don't condone violence, but some people just deserve it.

[Jeffwilson99]

My geography teacher I had for 3 years was the man. We used to have big play fighs in class, play pranks on him (eg: bin above the door). We'd presure him into forgetting his lesson plan and turn the period into a big quiz competetion. He was our cricket coach, so sometimes we begged him to let us go down the school nets and play cricket \

[Pan_Nx]

My old art teacher. He would give us mints or candy like every day and during class he let us do whatever. Basically we just talked to each other, did homework and listened to ipods. He got fired last year though. :(

[Seraphi]

My old history teacher.

 

He actually made learning fun, by continually mocking every single famous historical figure with random facts about them, and just being sarcastic about everything.

 

He also made a heck-ton of immature jokes, which we found absolutely hilarious at the time.

 

I can't really put how funny he was into words.

 

 

 

I still remember the day he left, there were banners up all over the school, and graffiti was everywhere.

[kingbrooks]

Probably my chemistry teacher. He's colorblind and can solve a Rubik's cube in under 2 minutes, he threatens to throw students into his nuclear reactor thing (it creates radiation for his nuclear radiation class, one of the only ones in the country), he likes to juggle staplers, keeps jars of dead animals in his desk, and tells funny jokes.

 

 

 

He's pretty awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

Only 2 minutes!? what has the world come to *checks sig*

 

 

 

We don't have any great teachers, though our school has a lot of richass russians who don't turn up to lessons. I hate these guys guts and the school don't wanna tell them off because it would look "politically incorrect" as my english teacher said about the subject to punish all the russians. However my old R.S teacher pretty much d clawed rushed these noobs when he got the chance :thumbup:

 

 

 

He got fired for it though :(, must of used a timepiece #-o

[ThurinEthir]

Probably my chemistry teacher. He's colorblind and can solve a Rubik's cube in under 2 minutes, he threatens to throw students into his nuclear reactor thing (it creates radiation for his nuclear radiation class, one of the only ones in the country), he likes to juggle staplers, keeps jars of dead animals in his desk, and tells funny jokes.

 

 

 

He's pretty awesome.

 

Only 2 minutes!? what has the world come to *checks sig*

 

 

For a colorblind guy I guess that would be pretty good. Depends on the degree and way he's colorblind though.

 

I had an awesome history ("social studies") teacher in 7th grade. He was a huge guy, and he loved Sparta (this was before 300 the movie came out, though he had the graphic novel). On occasion he would dress up as a hoplite, with the spear, shield and armor. All fairly realistic too.

 

My math teacher last year was pretty cool too. He didn't care what went on, and he played music at intervals during class, and yet was able to make most of his students understand what he was talking about. On the last day of school, he told us his life story. Supposedly he was kicked out of high school for smoking pot, ended up traveling around the country with hippies, bought a stolen motorcycle, and worked on a farm picking oranges. Both his parents were also extremely rich. There was more to the story, which I can't remember, though I know he's a seventh generation Beethoven student. Studied with a guy who studied with a guy who studied with a guy who studied with a guy who studied with a guy who studied with a guy who studied with Beethoven.

 

There are more awesome teachers I've had, but those two stand out.

[i_love_burritos]

Generally most DT teachers [especially woodshop ones] tend to be awesome. :thumbup:

[Nenga]

Prob my physics teacher or my anatomy and physiology teacher. They involve students in the lesson and you're not just sitting there the entire time copying notes.

[All_Is_Great]

My foods teacher in grade 10, she let us have extras, yummmm :D

 

 

 

And my math teacher let us play computer games after all our work was done. Once we had around 12 people and we played unreal tournament 3 together for 40 minutes :thumbup:

[Skull]

Depends on what you mean by cool. If you mean bat[cabbage] insane and pretty funny, then my current English teacher. He's a fat 50 something year old guy who is generally awesome, cool, and insane. Yesterday he did some slow-motion running to go talk to someone who was raising their hand, making ridiculous faces while he was doing it. If you were there you would have laughed like crazy. We also did a thing called circle writing (write a line and pass it to the next person, they write a line, and so on) and basically half the class made it as funny, offensive or inappropriate as they could. And he read them all out loud. Every single word. Example: "...Then I watched the first three seasons of entourage. I came. Again and again. And again..." There was a lot worse stuff than that too. He also says generally funny things, that are blunt and truthful, like "You might have a quiz on this Monday, depending on if I'm in a good mood or not. And that depends on if I get some this weekend. But that's not likely, so expect a quiz." (slightly paraphrased)

 

 

 

There's another awesome English teacher, I never had him but he was my soccer coach. I don't even know why he's so cool, but he is. He's really chill, you can just talk to him about stuff. Since I've never had him as a teacher, I don't even really think of him as one. It helps that he's only like 25 or so. It's annoying me that I can't identify what makes him so awesome right now. But he's easily the coolest teacher in my school.

 

[hide=]A painting of him, futurama style. Made by a student where he used to teach.[/hide]

 

 

 

There are a few other awesome ones too. Might post them later

[deathdrow]

I don't think I've ever really had any great teachers, I've had good teachers, who were good at teaching, but nothing special about them.

[Albel]

Mr.Cline. My chemistry teacher. I took it because I was really bored, but I learned so much in his class. Also, he treated everone the same, and had a funny, but serious attitued about him.

 

 

 

Another teacher is Mr.Hodges. My Junior year, he taught 20-21 centry history. What made him cool was how he taught. He was honest about everything, and had a "Dont piss me off attitude" with him. He is a amazing man, that I still look up to, to this very day.

[Craiglowery]

My coolest teacher was Mr. Scheidimantel, he was a stoner and always came to class baked and all he would do was tell us to outline the chapter, then we would watch a movie or talk and he never gave homework either. It sucks though because he got caught making meth in the classroom and went to jail.

[Nero]

As for me, my Literature teacher this year. Mr. Hayes.

 

 

 

First off, he has two motorcycles. And he was in a crash in like '98 while racing his brother. He turned and hit a pole in the middle of a fork in the rode. WHO PUTS A POLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORK? He hit the pole and went flying thinking "Was that a pole? Why was there a pole there?" His brother saw two things flying, him and something else. When he got to him, he realized what the other thing was, his arm. They took him to the hospital, you know the part where people who got into motorcycle accidents go, and they usually become para/quadriplegics. One of his ribs pierced his lung. Bones were coming out of his leg and the arm that went flying of had like bones sticking out.

 

 

 

They reattached his arm but the nerves were so badly damaged it just dangles. So he rides a motorcycle with one hand.

 

 

 

Yeah, he got out of that with a paralyzed arm and that's it. He just keeps it in his pocket.

 

 

 

I'm sorry, what? I was distracted by Bill Nye,

 

 

 

BILL NYE THE MOTHER [bleep]ING SCIENCE GUY

[pennywise]

As for me, my Literature teacher this year. Mr. Hayes.

 

 

 

First off, he has two motorcycles. And he was in a crash in like '98 while racing his brother. He turned and hit a pole in the middle of a fork in the rode. WHO PUTS A POLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORK? He hit the pole and went flying thinking "Was that a pole? Why was there a pole there?" His brother saw two things flying, him and something else. When he got to him, he realized what the other thing was, his arm. They took him to the hospital, you know the part where people who got into motorcycle accidents go, and they usually become para/quadriplegics. One of his ribs pierced his lung. Bones were coming out of his leg and the arm that went flying of had like bones sticking out.

 

 

 

They reattached his arm but the nerves were so badly damaged it just dangles. So he rides a motorcycle with one hand.

 

 

 

Yeah, he got out of that with a paralyzed arm and that's it. He just keeps it in his pocket.

 

 

 

I'm sorry, what? I was distracted by Bill Nye,

 

 

 

BILL NYE THE MOTHER [bleep] SCIENCE GUY

 

 

 

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

 

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

 

 

 

*tasty guitar licks*

[aquariusman]

My favourite teachers:

 

Mrs. Davidson - Grade 2 teacher. Everyday she would get us what I think was 20 minutes to actually run around or play games in the gym, when we would only actually have a gym class once or twice a week. I love her for that. The entire time we had her, which I think was only one term (Out of three for the entire year), she had a walking cast on her left foot from breaking her ankle playing volleyball. She jumped up to block [bleep]e, and when she came down, she landed on someone's foot. When she left, she cried. I'm not even sure if I cried, but I won't lie that right now I am actually close to it.

 

 

 

Mrs. Sutton - Grade 4 teacher. She was just a very nice person. Always friendly, I'm not sure what it was about her, but I have just always liked her.

 

 

 

Mrs. Deminico - Grade 5,6 teacher. In Grade 5, I ended up in a grade 5/6 split class, and had her. Then in grade 6, I had her again. I couldn't complain at all. Mrs. Deminico was a great teacher, and a great person.

 

 

 

Mr. Wistow - Grade 7 teacher. Up until the past few months, I considered Grade 7 to be the best time of my life. Mr. Wistow was and still is an awesome guy. He acts like he's 20, and if it wasn't for his graying hair, you would never guess that he's at least 40.

 

 

 

Mrs. Todd - Grade 8 teacher. She's probably the person that made me realize how interested I was in math. I consider her to be one of the smartest people I know, and one of the nicest, especially since she had a reputation for being mean.

 

 

 

Mr. Mortimer - Grade 9 Phys. Ed. teacher, volleyball coach. I really wish that he was still teaching at my school, because he was a great teacher. Unfortunately, he moved to Australia at the end of the semester. One of the things I'll remember him for is the fact that he delayed leaving for Australia until the end of volleyball. His wife was already in Australia, and he wanted to see us through the season.

 

 

 

Mrs. Maxwell - Grade 10 English teacher. She might just be one of the funniest teachers I've ever had. Three quarters of the class would be spent talking about pretty much everything but the class. She'd say a few sentences, and then a conversation would break out about something loosely related. The other quarter of the class would, of course, be spent actually doing the work. Despite all this sidetracking, it never felt like anything was left out.

 

 

 

Mrs. Parsehkian - Grade 9,10 French teacher. I'm beginning to think that she is the reason I like French so much. She's made French class just so enjoyable, because of how great a person she is.

 

 

 

Mr. Law - Grade 9, 10 Science, Grade 11 Physics teacher. Yes, I've been in his class for the past three years, and I love it. He reminds me and my sister of our cousin's best friend (Cousin + his friend are both late 20's). This cousin is absolutely hilarious. Mr Law reflects him, looks a helluva lot like him, and even acts like him. He's good at what he does, and I'm glad to still have him as my Physics teacher.

 

 

 

Mr Bhatia - Grade 9, 10, 11 Mathematics Teacher. Again, another three-year teacher. I'll admit that I've slept through nearly a third of his classes, and that they were a bit dull at times, but he somehow managed to pull off being a dedicated teacher - almost always being available for extra help in before and after school - and being a dedicated father. I was in accelerated and enriched courses the past three years, so the rate at which the course progressed what phenomenal, covering one or two chapters everyday, having a test every week or two, and usually two quizzes every week. Because of this, Mr. Bhatia didn't seem to be the best or most caring of teachers, as he had no time to explain concepts to every student during class. Instead, volunteered much of his time to providing extra help outside of class. Also, up until my third course with him, he had never missed a day. The entire class was actually shocked to find a substitute in his place, as there were only 2 classes of my grade taking the accelerated courses.

 

 

 

I really must admit that I've loved every one of my teachers, my coaches, and principals. I hae infinite respect for everyone of them, these teachers are just the ones I feel noteworthy, and even then I feel ashamed not to have mentioned every teacher I've had. I feel even worse about the names I've forgotten.

[Dizzle229]

I kinda like my Math teacher this year, but not for the reasons you might think. He doesn't give total freedom like some teachers, infact he's an authoritarian dictator. But that's what I like about him sort of. He has a sense of humor, which is awesome, but unfortunately most people in my class classify him as "mean." But he's not being mean IMO, it's just that there's no BS.