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I always come across random things on the internet with terrible translation, and alot of the time it amuses me.

Just made a thread to see if anyone else shares this sad enthusiam with me.

 

Once i saw a scence from star wars or something that had been dubbed (via translation) from one language to another, and then from that language to another language and so on - after about 5 or 6 different translations it was turned back into the original language and it was completely different and very amusing - although i can't find it :(

 

Anyway, just came across this on eBay here

 

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(http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HAUNTED-king-Copper-Dragon-Amulet-Djinn-100000X-POWER_W0QQitemZ310166845554QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4837627872&_trksid=p3286.m63.l1177) Can't find the button that adds the link to the word :s

 

Here's some of the description...

 

[hide=Text wall]Haunted Copper Dragon Amulet Djinn 100,000 times more power than Genie Me Photos

 

We are so proud to bring you this Amazing item from one of our best sources of dragons overseas. This is one of the Best items I have ever touched. It is truly amazing.

 

 

 

Yes, that means, a mate.

 

It means those that you long for.

 

This AMAZING POWERFUL Vessel holds a Great Dragon QUEEN . he is king and protective dragon that will not only protect you from bad but bring great wealth and insight. Not only will you have her at your command but all other dragons below her he is a flying copper dragon with great wings. he is over 34 feet long and amazing to behold. he is a great jumper and climber he loves the outdoors and will astral travel with you. he brings great prophetic dreams. he will bring you anything that you desire but especially copper dragons are here to help you change your LIFE FOREVER!!!

 

 

 

he has the power to break the barriers that hold you back.

 

 

 

he will help you to bring health and well-being to your life.

 

 

 

he has the power to bring great wealth, abundance, business success, a stable home, anything to do with earthly desires.

 

 

 

he is a helper that you need if you TRULY want a new life and change for your future!!!

 

PEASE DO NOT HESITATE IF HE IS TALKING TO YOU???

 

 

 

This is an amazing copper dragon of the air.

 

 

 

he will also help to help you with your deepest desires.

 

 

 

he will help you with your passions and make them come to you .

 

 

 

he will open the doorways to healing!!

 

 

 

he has limitless healing ability and you can use it for you or others!

 

 

 

he is AMAZING!!!

 

 

 

he is highly intelligent and will share his knowledge and magick with you.

 

One of his greatest abilities is to tell not only knowledge but about people. he can tell you their character and motives.

 

he also is a treasure seeking dragon who will bring great wealth and abundance.

 

he and her helpers will protect you form anyone or anything by telling you their true

 

Do you want the power to change your life??

 

 

 

Do you want the power to be who you want to be???

 

 

 

Is this calling to you???

 

You know who you are.

 

This beautiful vessel holds the Dragon QUEEN.

 

he is looking for a new companion and has brought here to me for you!!!

 

You know who you are!!!

 

These items you do not want to miss out on!!!

 

This is the ones that you want!!!

 

This is truly a remarkable opportunity!!!

 

Do not let this one pass you by!!!

 

This one of the most powerful and a ONE OF A KIND opportunity to take charge of your world and everything around you.

 

he will change your life FOREVER!!!

 

Are you ready for this kind of power???

 

 

he is amazing intuitive as to what you need and can help with anything. he will also help you to KNOW what you need and help you to accomplish your desires.

 

 

 

About his vessel: This is a Very special HAND made one-of-a-kind amulet made of painted copper. This is a great stone to carry with you during the day as it has a warm and protective aura. It is a grounding stone which also helps balance energy, work and play, and allowing you to see both sides of a situation.

 

 

This is a very special piece.[/hide]

 

 

You can probably find better

 

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Reminded me of this website, thanks.

 

Engrish

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Those webistes are brilliant!! - can't believe i've never come across them


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Engrish is the best.

Whenever I visit a foreign country (basically just China) I spend my time looking for weird translations. They're funny. :P


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will astral travel with you

Hmm, not really for me, especially after that time I got lost and someone ended up in Rasputin's body in 1916.

 

I also love how that says it's a dragon QUEEN [sic] but always uses "he"


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I find http://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/index.html rather funny.

Some of my friends were in China/Taiwan this past summer, and uploaded Engrish albums to Facebook. Funny stuff.


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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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Wongtong might appreciate the humor.


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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

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I've followed that Engrish website for months, it is awesome.


 

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I'll try to find my picture, but I once got a watch from Chuck E cheese and tried to read the manual (the strip of cardboard, rather) for how to set it up. The problem is, the manufacturers in China didn't put any spaces in their words, and kept misspelling and using awkward words. I gave up translating from engrish and had to figure the watch myself.


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tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:
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That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.
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Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.

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Ha, that website is great. I typed in some song lyrics

 

[hide=song and translation]

 

Original source:

 

Youtube HD Video - This video will cause high CPU usage, to view the video in a lower quality, please click
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Original lyrics:

 

Far below the city's glow

Lie the flowers blooming in the shadows

They comfort me, saving me

From all I see

 

Then you came with eyes of pain

Haunting blue and gentle

Like a spring rain

Silently beckoning

For a love to cease your inner tears

 

I belong here with you

Though the earth cries inside me

I will fly

High into the storm

Far from the light

I will be strong

 

Because they need you

Because I love you

You close your eyes now

I will be gone

But my love for you will go on

 

Darkest skies, hollow eyes

But the stars burn brighter

Than you realize

It may be destiny

That sheds our tears

 

You must leave me behind

Though the night howls inside you

You must fly

High into the storm

Far from the light

You must be strong

 

Because they need you

Because I love you

You close your eyes now

And I will be gone

But my love for you will go on

 

Final translation:

With city' they give down directly; Nevertheless, it is bloomed with whiteglow of the wave! of the shade my flower of S, somiglia to mine of the exchange of the memories then, of that color is blue, rain of Frühlinges, the reverse of the final speed-to enters the operation, equal here that with the painful corrimento of the eye that it tranquilizes, the end to create equally barren, because the mine its track, being inner I they these who take here the shout, that my increased more of the forces of last of the storm for the requirement of the credit, the all this or the clear commandos interests that they write directly to see, because gradicono of I, but ofthat of the mornings the eye he is closed, now goes, we who are you never you consider the types darkest of the asterisks of the oak and possibly can this one continuing more ignition in the morning, but torrefaction, demands, this execution, central line, to suggest, because with last the more highly rigorous storm he must be to go away that one or with the requirement to the cancellations the luminous hand that directly writes our corrimentos that is the destiny, having the shot to me you who you nevertheless shouted the speech in his night, because gradicono of I, now is the closed eye, but with me he goes, because love of mine, than continues it

 

P.S. Kate is amazing and you should check out her other covers. Right now she does video game song covers and has an album on the way. (yay for getting an excuse to advertise one of my favorite YT channels, though that was the first thing to pop into my head to type in, and yes I do have the lyrics memorized) [/hide]

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If i'm ever bored on the computer, i find it amusing to get song lyrics and translate them into traditional chinese and then back into english.

The back-translation is hilarious, especially if you use obscure lyrics :razz: Lady Gaga lyrics work quite well XD


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If i'm ever bored on the computer, i find it amusing to get song lyrics and translate them into traditional chinese and then back into english.

The back-translation is hilarious, especially if you use obscure lyrics :razz: Lady Gaga lyrics work quite well XD

 

 

Haha yeah I did some Alan Parson Project lyrics. THe Chorus from sooner or later:

 

"Sooner or later I'll be free

To leave the past behind

Sooner or later you're gonna be

The last thing on my mind

Little by little I'm finding out

The truth behind your eyes

Maybe if I don't show

I thought you might like to know

You're gonna be the last thing on my mind"

 

Translated to Chinese and back becomes

 

"Sooner or later I will be free of charge

To leave the past

Sooner or later, you want to go

In my mind the last thing

I found a little bit

The truth behind your eyes

Perhaps, if I do not show

I thought you might want to know

The last thing you want to go in my mind"


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If i'm ever bored on the computer, i find it amusing to get song lyrics and translate them into traditional chinese and then back into english.

The back-translation is hilarious, especially if you use obscure lyrics :razz: Lady Gaga lyrics work quite well XD

 

 

Haha yeah I did some Alan Parson Project lyrics. THe Chorus from sooner or later:

 

 

"Sooner or later I'll be free

To leave the past behind

Sooner or later you're gonna be

The last thing on my mind

Little by little I'm finding out

The truth behind your eyes

Maybe if I don't show

I thought you might like to know

You're gonna be the last thing on my mind"

 

Translated to Chinese and back becomes

 

"Sooner or later I will be free of charge

To leave the past

Sooner or later, you want to go

In my mind the last thing

I found a little bit

The truth behind your eyes

Perhaps, if I do not show

I thought you might want to know

The last thing you want to go in my mind"

 

 

 

Original:

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you

'cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)

just like a chick in the casino, take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

 

Traditional Chinese Back-Translation:

I will not tell you, I love you, kiss, hug you,

because I scare my muffins,

I do not lie, I just use my love gunning plastic (MA)

of the chicks, as in casinos, the need your bank to pay, I promise you,

I, um, check this commitment, because my hands remarkable

 

Love it :D


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Were no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do i

A full commitments what Im thinking of

You wouldnt get this from any other guy

 

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

Gotta make you understand

 

never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

 

to chinese and back

 

It is not the love stranger

you knows the rule and, therefore my full pledge

anything thought that your Im will not obtain this me from other people

to want to tell you Im to feel how

to obtain makes you to understand

will never give up you

never enabling you disappointed

never to go to run around and to leave you

never to make your cry

never to say goodbye

will never lie and injures you

 

consider yourselves transrolled.


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I'm sorry, but "All your base" is the most epic mistranslation of all time.

 

:unsure:


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Found this at a shopping centre:

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Sorry about a few things:

The qualiy - Taken with my cellphone

Not hidden - Don't know how here.

Not funny - Couldn't help it.

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I don't think "unreadable" counts as another language.


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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Can someone translate it? :lol:


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