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shucks, you beat me to this topc :oops:

 

 

 

"Let this day pass me by"

 

-When I was having some rough times in school I came up with this, it pretty much means let the day, with its harsh insults and such, pass, meaning to not happen.~

 

 

 

"You are not supposed to understand that which is not to be understood, just believe that which is is as is and is good in of itself"

 

-Kindof relegious, telling that we will never be able to uncover whether God exists or such things, just to believe and it is all good 8-)

 

 

 

"Love is like a battery, positive to negetive, negitive to positive, it doesn't work any other way."

 

- :oops: but it makes sense doesn't it?

 

 

 

All I can think of. :D

 

 

 

Oh, i thought we were supposed to post things we came up with :oops: , so yea ^^ that's all mine, don't take 'em without consulting me -.-

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I like this one:

 

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

 

 

 

AND:

 

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?

 

 

 

:lol:


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I've got some...

 

 

 

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

 

Great news for us New Englanders :lol: . It means the weather changes all the time in New England...and it's actually true. :D

 

 

 

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

 

 

 

I was in San Francisco last week...so I understand this. It's cold in San Francisco, even during the summer.

 

 

 

I've also got some Yogi Berra quotes...

 

 

 

"It ain't over till it's over."

 

 

 

My favorite...Very true for the 2004 Red Sox. The amazing inning in which Dave Roberts stole second, and Bill Mueller hit that clutch single off of Mariano Rivera.

 

 

 

 

 

"Better make it four. I don't think I can eat eight."

 

 

 

It's what he said after asked how many slices he wanted his pizza to be cut in.


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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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"Anywhere you want to go, you are already there."

 

 

 

"All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by."

 

 

 

Both from Melville.


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My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley

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I forgot to post, but I love the Murphy's Laws ^_^

 

-Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks

 

-Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think

 

-Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

 

-Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong

 

-Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

 

-Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

 

-Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

 

-Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

 

-Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

 

-Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun.

 

-Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious.

 

-Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure

 

 

 

 

 

Heres something a fan wrote:

 

A few additions to Murphy's Laws ... To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

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There's only one true Murphy's law: Anything bad that can happen, will happen.

 

 

 

Anything else is just posin'. :)


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There's only one true Murphy's law: Anything bad that can happen, will happen.

 

 

 

Anything else is just posin'. :)

 

Yeah, maybe, it sums everything up, but i still like them all, its like a combo!

 

But this one kinda pwns:

 

-Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

 

 

 

Its like: you have no scape of everything you've always planned get wrong! *evil laugh*

 

 

 

:)


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"the way i see it God put us on earth to achieve certain amount of things, the way i see it, that im so far behind i'll never die." -Calvin and Hobbes.


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If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for

 

-tupac

 

 

 

Wars, come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal

 

-tupac

 

 

 

those 2 quotes really get to me..

 

 

 

 

 

lol kidding me right?


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These are some of the best i've seen

 

 

 

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

 

 

 

(This one is my favourite) "If you are going through hell, keep going."

 

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

 

 

 

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

 

- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

 

 

 

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

 

- Walt Disney (1901-1966)

 

 

 

"What do you take me for, an idiot?"

 

- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy

 

 

 

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

 

- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

 

 

 

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

 

- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

 

 

 

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."

 

- Mae West (1892-1980)

 

 

 

"I don't feel good."

 

- The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)

 

 

 

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

 

- Tom Clancy

 

 

 

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."

 

- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

 

 

 

"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."

 

- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.

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For all you simpsons fans out there that own seansons 1-8

 

you can pinpoint the moment his heart rips in half :twisted:

 

I call the big one bitey

 

That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end

 

A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me

 

 

Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?

 

Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?

 

Lisa: This conversation is over.

 

Homer: This conversation is *under*.

 

Lisa: Goodbye.

 

Homer: *bad*bye

 

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...

 

Homer: Is it Batman?

 

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

 

Homer: Batman's a scientist?!

 

Marge: It's not Batman!

 

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

 

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

 

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

 

 

 

have a nice day


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sonicsonaike exellent work ^^

abstract lol

 

98% of teenagers have been drunk or around alcohol. Put this in your signature if you like bagels

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More memorable quotes!

 

I gotta say from where are they? :P

 

I tryed to get some with the minimum of "badwords", but they say it too much. :lol:

 

 

 

Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?

 

The Truth: Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!

 

 

 

[after Cesar gives CJ a silenced Colt .45]

 

Carl Johnson: Where'd you get that?

 

Cesar: Same place I buy my pants, holmes. This is America!

 

 

 

This one is a classic!

 

[during a cell phone conversation]

 

Carl Johnson: Does the Pope "[cabbage]"(well sensor) in the woods?

 

Cesar: Why you keep asking me that, holmes? I told you, i dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

 

 

 

Enough for now.


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Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't - You're right.

 

 

 

-The Great Vince Lombardi-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

o yeah

 

 

 

Winners Win and Losers Lose..... =My coach when he was drunk=


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undermine their pompous authority,

 

reject their moral standards,

 

make anarchy and dis-order your trademarks'

 

cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but...

 

DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU ALIVE!

 

-sid vicious-

 

 

 

im pretty sure you'll get the grasp of it when you've read it.

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzkey

 

 

 

That one always stood out to me, it is like so obvious you wouldn't thikn to say it.

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bump...mods should sticky this topic

 

 

 

  • 1. That was spam, not adding anything towards this topic.
     
    2. Mods don't appreciate bumping.
     
    3. Why should they sticky it?


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bump...

 

 

 

 

 

kidurdude wrote:

 

bump...mods should sticky this topic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. That was spam, not adding anything towards this topic.

 

2. Mods don't appreciate bumping.

 

3. Why should they sticky it?

 

 

 

1. its my topic

 

2. o well people do it all the time u just bumped it by posting and so did i

 

3. becuz its my opinion (SP)? and i can post and type what i want to

 

4. got a problem with it? dont post on my thread

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Just one that popped into mind. I always think it's the funniest thing I've ever seen-

 

 

 

"Shut Up Wesley"- Captain Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

 

 

 

It's happened a few times. Wesley will have an opinion and Picard (who always seems like a careing and listening type) just snaps back.

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