ElkNight Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 There are bags of milk therefor he lives in Canada. It costs $6.24 Canadian but his mother gave him USD which at the time was worth over $6.24 Canadian. Or he stole it. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 There are bags of milk therefor he lives in Canada. It costs $6.24 Canadian but his mother gave him USD which at the time was worth over $6.24 Canadian. Or he stole it. Do they accept USD in Canada? I mean as currency in shops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 There are bags of milk therefor he lives in Canada. It costs $6.24 Canadian but his mother gave him USD which at the time was worth over $6.24 Canadian. Or he stole it. Do they accept USD in Canada? I mean as currency in shops?No idea. Honestly my idea started off as a racist (countryist?) joke and then I couldn't finish it. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wugmasterx Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Okay, my turn! Jimmy's mom asks him to buy some milk from the store. She gives him $5 and he makes his way to the store. Once inside, he grabs a large bag of milk from the refridgerated foods section. He brings it to the cash register and finds that the bag costs $6.24. Jimmy searches his pockets for extra cash but is unable to find any. He then searches the ground for spare change, but all to no avail. Desperately, he begs others around him for extra change, but they refuse. Running out of options he asks the cashier if he can pay them back later, and they reply with an unsurprising 'no'. Fearful of what his mother would say if he were to come home empty-handed, Jimmy contemplates the situation for a while. He suddenly slaps his forehead for his stupidity, and eventually he comes out of the store with milk. How did he manage to get milk? The BAG Costs $6.24, so he instead got a CARTON of milk. I i'm right, then i pass. Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Cheese Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Milk comes in bags now? Thanks SkyFleet for the awsome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 I would think he just got a smaller bag. And they sell milk in bags in parts of Canada (I believe Eastern parts?). ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Okay, my turn! Jimmy's mom asks him to buy some milk from the store. She gives him $5 and he makes his way to the store. Once inside, he grabs a large bag of milk from the refridgerated foods section. He brings it to the cash register and finds that the bag costs $6.24. Jimmy searches his pockets for extra cash but is unable to find any. He then searches the ground for spare change, but all to no avail. Desperately, he begs others around him for extra change, but they refuse. Running out of options he asks the cashier if he can pay them back later, and they reply with an unsurprising 'no'. Fearful of what his mother would say if he were to come home empty-handed, Jimmy contemplates the situation for a while. He suddenly slaps his forehead for his stupidity, and eventually he comes out of the store with milk. How did he manage to get milk? Did the bag change in any way? ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongo_man Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 He buys a small bag of milk instead of a large one? Correct! His mother didn't say he had to buy a large bag of milk, so Jimmy just bought a smaller bag for less money. I'm extremely sorry for the delay, but I was on vacation for 2 weeks and didn't have internet access. [If you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hmm I've got nothing so someone else have have my turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Two workers were busy working on a roof one day. Suddenly, they both lose balance and fall down the chimney. When they get up, they both look at each other. Worker 1's face was covered in soot and grime, while Worker 2's face was perfectly clean. Yet Worker 2 cleaned his face off, while Worker 1 didn't bother to. Explain Why. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanNo1 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Worker 1 didn't realise his face was dirty, because he didn't see dirt on worker 2's face. On the other hand, when worker 2 saw the dirt on the face of worker one, he figured that his face should have dirt on it too, because they both fell down the same chimney. They both had to conclude from the other persons face, because the had no mirror. There are three sides to every story: There's one side, there's the other, and there's the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Worker 1 didn't realise his face was dirty, because he didn't see dirt on worker 2's face. On the other hand, when worker 2 saw the dirt on the face of worker one, he figured that his face should have dirt on it too, because they both fell down the same chimney. They both had to conclude from the other persons face, because the had no mirror. Correct ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanNo1 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Yay i got it :) here's an oldy: A man is sententenced to death because he committed a murder. He can choose to go into one of three rooms: room 1: a room full of raging firesroom 2: a room filled with assasins with loaded gunsroom 3: full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Question: which room is safest for him? guess away! There are three sides to every story: There's one side, there's the other, and there's the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wugmasterx Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Room 3. If the lions haven't eaten in three years, then they are probably dead. Or they haven't eaten in 3 years because they are dead. Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanNo1 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Room 3. If the lions haven't eaten in three years, then they are probably dead. Or they haven't eaten in 3 years because they are dead. correct! There are three sides to every story: There's one side, there's the other, and there's the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanNo1 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I'll post a new one since it's been 24 hrs. A man pushes his car down a street towards a hotel, and when he stopped there, he realised he had become bankruptWhat had happened? There are three sides to every story: There's one side, there's the other, and there's the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkmutt Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 The car crashed into the hotel. [hide=Drops]Dragon: Spear x1, Med helm x3, legs x2, pickaxe x1, skirt x3, scimitar x1Barrows: DH helm x1, Verac Brassy x2, Karil Skirt x1, Ahrim Hood x2, Guthan SpearGWD: Arma Helm x1Other: Handcannon x4, Leaf Bladed Sword x3[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanNo1 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 The car crashed into the hotel.Nope :thumbdown: keep guessing, I believe it was also allowed to ask questions. There are three sides to every story: There's one side, there's the other, and there's the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I'll post a new one since it's been 24 hrs. A man pushes his car down a street towards a hotel, and when he stopped there, he realised he had become bankruptWhat had happened? Does he have any other assets apart from his car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Cheese Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 He was playing monopoly? (If this is right someone else can post one) Thanks SkyFleet for the awsome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanNo1 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 He was playing monopoly? (If this is right someone else can post one)yeh you're right :thumbup: someone else post one :mrgreen: There are three sides to every story: There's one side, there's the other, and there's the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongo_man Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 I'll go: Matthew swung an axe and hit his friend Tommy's neck, but Tommy was not decapitated or seriously injured. How is that so? [If you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Was the axe a toy axe or was Tommy a toy? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Cheese Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 the axe didn't hit his neck? Thanks SkyFleet for the awsome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 He didn't swing the axe AT Tommy. Maybe he swung it at a log, but a chip of wood flung up and hit Tommy in the neck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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