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granted but out of nowhere a mutated pizza starts attacking the world and because people think pizzas are the best food they dont try to stop it and soon the mutated pizza is the new ruler of the world

 

 

 

i wish for everyone to go out and plant trees

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ir becomes good but sadly they run out of money and all die of a heart attack

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish men could br pregnant

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Your wish is my command. Billions upon billions of glass windows fly at you and split you into millions of pieces. The glass windows were unharmed, landing on a bunch of pillows just behind you. They were quite bloody though. Thanks goodness for Windex!

 

 

 

I wish Glheksjify was one of the approved food groups.

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Granted, but you are killed by a flock of ninjas. Then a hobo urinates on your corpse. So do the ninjas.

 

 

 

I wish for a microwave oven.

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You realize that using your super smartness you can convert the microwave into a nuclear bomb. While you are about to send it upon your unlucky enemies it explodes, but you were not caught in the middle of it where death is quick and painless. You were caught on the outside off the explosion, where death is very painful and slow. The hobo, dead pirates, and ninjas all begin to urinate on you simultaneously. You decompose into the ground many years later.

 

 

 

I wish all the smiles here were displayed on the left. Instead of me having to click on view more smiles.

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Granted, but that messes with the natural order of things and soon a rip in the Universe's underwear sends out pirates, a hobo, and ninjas beat you up, kick your dog, and then urinate on you.

 

 

 

I wish i was a fish.

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Granted, but the battery life of the phone is 10 seconds, so it has to be pluged up the charge for life.

 

I wish i had a apple pie and ice cream.

 

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Granted, it's cherry pie, but it's also a bomb. (cherry bomb in a pie maybe?), Regardless, it explodes, leaving you showered in pastry goodness. And then some ice cream is dumped on you.

 

 

 

I wish for flying shuriken (hopefully not aimed at me :anxious:)

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done, you get your flying shruiken

 

 

 

but you have no idea what it does or what its for

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a better graphics card for my home PC...

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curently saving for sara sword and trying for 70 slayer >:)

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Well of course. You put the card in your computer but you didn't know it came from a mad scientist and the card is evil. Once you put it in your computer it goes through the internet to effect all computers everywhere, except Macs ;). Your computer then explodes in a massive explosion. The other computers in the world quickly follow. Millions of lives are lost. All because you wanted a better graphics card.

 

How do you sleep at night? :shame:

 

 

 

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

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Granted, but an enormous meteorite crashes into it and sets the cheese on fire. The cheese gets all sticky and a part of it falls down onto the earth, landing right on top of you. You get slowly and painfully crushed to death.

 

 

 

I wish for a new pet, preferably a whale, to replace my dead hamster.

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Granted, but no one told you that the whale couldn't leave the deep ocean. As you go out to meet it, you are surrounded and killed by dozens of sharks.

 

 

 

I wish for DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

(not affecting me.)

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