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Granted, but you're some tiny figurine now because otherwise you'd be insanely heavy. The only reason you get the attention of any gangsters is you're lying in a pipe of bullets and you anger them because you can't be loaded into their guns.

 

I wish little kids didn't cause trouble under my supervision.

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Granted. They now just die.

 

I wish I could morf into random creatures.

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Wish granted. Everyone dies in a huge war knowing you are responsible.

 

I wish I could sing better.

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Granted, you become a famous singer.

 

Which means you get a lot of haters.

 

Can you handle haters? Sure, but what you can't handle is your fans. Because they follow you everywhere you go and don't leave you alone no matter what.

 

I wish I could make people bleed just by looking at them. :twisted:

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Granted. This power kicks in when you're on a romantic dinner. Your loved one is the first to go, as you're caught gazing in her eyes. Then, everyone in the restaurant bleeds everywhere and you're left there with a whole bunch of food and dead, bloody people.

 

I wish I didn't cut my hand last night.

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Granted, instead you cut your leg.

 

I wish the last one to posts wins thread was never made.

 

Personally, I blame that damn thread for the fact that most of the forum games are inactive now. <_<

 

I mean think about it, the other forum games were more active before that thread came into being.

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granted. this is now the most popular game. the only problem all the wishes come true for everyone so no one is special.

 

i wish i understood quantum physics.

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Granted, but the answer is such a disappointment that it loses all meaning.

 

I wish I could see the future.

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Granted. You gaze into the future and see yourself getting mugged and shot. You bring your mind back to the present only to feel a hand grab your arm and yank you into an alley.

 

I wish school was over already.

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you get some water, then you drown in it

 

I wish I could fast forward the next 2 months of my life so I could skip my exams

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granted, you fast forward, skipping the exams without taking them, and end up having to take the same courses next year.

 

I wish I had a unicorn

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Granted. However, unicorns aren't used to the earth's climate, and he dies soon after arriving.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving.

 

Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.

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Granted, but your wish gets corrupted so it doesn't matter in the end.

 

I wish I could have a real life ctrl+z which allowed me to re-do things that go wrong, but keeping the knowledge I had prior to using it.

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Granted, but when you go back to do something over, you screw it up again.

 

I wish I had a unicorn that was used to the earth's climate.

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Granted. You find a time machine and go to that date. However, the earth is completely desolate and you soon die.

 

I wish I wasn't lonely anymore.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, but your new best friend is a psychopathic killer who soon cuts your body up into 83 bloody, mangled pieces.

 

I wish I had a unicorn that is used to the earth's climate, has regenerating body parts, and is extremely friendly.

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Granted, however it causes him to have a mental breakdown and stop posting here.

 

I wish that popular things weren't always so stupid (this includes people.....)

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. However, if your car is to be invincible, it cannot have an engine.

 

I wish smart meant popular.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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