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Granted, you now have 31% accuracy, which is still low.

 

I don't play Black Ops, but I don't have to play it to know 30% is very low.

 

I wish to be paid 50 dollars an hour for doing absolutely nothing.

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Granted. You get 50 monopoly bucks every hour.

 

I wish I had a machine that made me delicious Texas Donuts.


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Granted. Someone sees your machine and gets very jealous and steals it.

 

I wish I could only see the good in situations and others, never the negative.

 

By the way, 30% accuracy in Black Ops would be ridiculously high. Most people are around 17-18, and 20 (where I am) is considered high. Highest I've ever seen was 21 point something. So 31% accuracy is :thumbup:


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Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, but with that, everyone else sees the negative in you.

 

I wish that this wish could not be granted.


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Not granted. No need to corrupt.

 

I wish there was an emoticon for EVERY possible fathomable emotion ever experienced.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, but that's too many emoticons for the intranets to handle, and so they collapse forever.

 

I wish for this game to never end.

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Granted. This game keeps going past your lifetime and you never live to see the non-existent end of it.

 

I wish I could stay awake for as long as I want, without feeling any sort of fatigue or symptoms people usually have from staying awake for long periods of time.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. You don't feel any symptoms at all and then you unknowingly die from exhaustion.

 

I wish sleep wasn't a necessary part of living.

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I wish sleep wasn't a necessary part of living.

 

Granted! Now your work shifts are extended to fill in for the time you used to sleep in!

 

I wish there were no way to make this a bad wish. :P

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Granted, except you get shot in the head and die.

 

I wish I could quit rs


LOL

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Granted. Corrupt itself - why'd you quit?

 

I wish Hakaan a happy birthday.


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Granted. Tomorrow he becomes quadriplegic and ugly as a rhino's backside.

 

I wish I was Nathan Fillion.


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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Granted. Everybody confuses him with you and he ends up getting all the fame because of the confusion (assuming he's famous).

 

I wish I will find an honest job that pays a lot of money that I love doing.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. Everybody confuses him with you and he ends up getting all the fame because of the confusion (assuming he's famous).

 

I wish I will find an honest job that pays a lot of money that I love doing.

Granted. You find it, but don't get it.

 

I wish i had the ability to make things invisible.


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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Granted. But you can't control what you turn invisible, so you get bored with it quickly.

 

I wish for unlimited wishes.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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I wish for unlimited wishes.

 

Granted! But given the circumstances, you know how they're all gonna turn out. :P

 

I wish I could have only good things happen to me and the people I cherish. :)

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granted, unfrotunately it takes until the end of time to get tem all granted and by then no one cares that you are the richest being in the universe

 

i wish i had a brand new 1 Watt laser


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Granted. The laser is invisible so it does you no good.

 

I wish to be the best at whatever I do.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Double post, what?


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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just because we cant se the laser doesnt mean it cant bore a hole through your skull (infrared lasers are cool too.)

 

any way

 

you are officially the best at sitting down. you get an award and everything. afterwards people go back to their lives and realize the whole awards show was a waste of time. unfortunately all the copies of the video of the ceremony and destroyed and you dont get to see it. after wards you find yourself incapable of anything but sitting down. even eventually breathing becomes impossible.

 

i wish i could escape the this forum.

 

wow it kinda got creepy there at the end im sorry i am kinda bored right now.


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Granted, but imitation cabbage is used and it tastes nothing like you'd imagined.

 

I wish I could lighten up more but still know when to take stuff seriously.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. I find out your real name and stalk you to death. (wait srsly?)

 

I wish it was impossible to frustrate or anger me.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, it's also impossible to make you happy since you're sad all the time.

 

And yes, I really would love to add you on Skype.

 

I wish I could teleport to a top of a mountain just by saying the name of the mountain. Then I'd use that ability to cheat every time there is a competition in getting at a top of each mountains. :twisted:

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