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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but you get a job and have to work 14 hours a day. You want to quit the job, but realize that you need it.

 

I wish I lived in a country where it's illegal not to have a gun. And I would always have my gun on me no matter what.

 

Again, I'm not afraid of death, so saying that I die does not corrupt the wish.

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Granted, but it's illegal to have ammo.

 

I wish that I was a master swordsman and had one of the finest swords given to me by Santa Claus.

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Granted, but your leadership is an asinine joke and your empire crumbles within the next week.

 

I wish Disney's shows resorted to their style of the 90s, where the real jokes were fun to find.

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Granted, but today's youth hate them and Disney goes bankrupt.

 

I wish I had a full tank of gas.


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Granted, the mute button and the pause button are both broken. And it only accepts AAAA batteries.

 

I wish everything electronic that plugs into something else electronic that it had the same connection, making every electronic in the world compatible.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, but a terrorist group finds a way to exploit this and causes all of the world's electronics to overheat and explode at the same time.

 

I wish I had a new pair of rock climbing shoes that fit me perfectly.


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Granted. The government raises the price of them to $75k each.

 

I wish that no one ever committed a crime in the world.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, that means no more fighting, no more wars, etc. And good crime, superhero and so on movies, TV shows and so on don't exist anymore since nothing interesting ever happens.

 

I wish the next president of the United Sates would be an intelligent alien from the planet Venus.

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Granted, but they were too used to Venus' dense gravity and atmosphere so they suffocate and explode on arrival.

 

I wish I could get paid for watching anime.

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Granted. You get paid $0.01 for every hour you watch.

 

I wish to know exactly how and when I'm going to die.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. You have no time to poast anymore.

 

I WISH THE DAMNED INFINITE EIGHT ARC WOULD END ALREADY


10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Granted. They grow up to become successful, genocidal dictators. Just what every parent wants for their child! :thumbup:

 

I wish I had a cup of coffee.


10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Granted. But it's cold.

 

I wish every (edible) food tasted good to me.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, you go to a grocery store and eat all the food there since you find all of it so delicious.

 

I wish every time I got shot I'd be stronger and more powerful than before. Then I'd piss off a lot of gangsters. :twisted:

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Granted. They cut you.

 

I wish for a warm cup of coffee.


10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Granted. Bots at steel and iron dragons make even more money from the bones and now platelegs.

 

I wish macroers in RS didn't exist.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. They macro in real life instead. :thumbup:

 

I wish someone would take my contract! /人 ‿‿ 人\


10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Granted, a contract that makes you a slave for the rest of your life appears out of nowhere, and someone takes it and accepts that contract. :twisted:

 

You didn't say which contract.

 

I wish racism and sexism would be punishable by something far worse than dead.

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Granted, but your racism against Goonians causes you to be punished.

 

I wish I had an extra ear for hearing extra good.


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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