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Seriously, stop. You are ruining the games for everyone.

 

I really wish the admins would just ban Abc1230 for good. Oh and banning me as well doesn't corrupt the wish. Like I said I have more important things to do.

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Granted, forum games loses its best poster.

 

I wish Blaze wasn't so tsundere for me.

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Granted, but he becomes yandere.

 

I wish there was a perfect anime that catered to all my needs.


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Granted, but it's drawn in a foreign language so you can't understand any of it.

 

I wish no one ever disagreed about anything.


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, now the world is boring because everyone spends all day agreeing with each other. Progress stops because no one challenges the status quo.

 

I wish to end world hunger by giving everyone access to plentiful healthy food

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Granted, but this becomes the only food available and a well placed poison would infect the food source, infecting everybody.

 

I wish they continued created games for the GameCube.


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Granted, but the graphics quality and superb controls of the wii are sorely missed. Wait...

 

I wish the wii had never happened and nintendo made something actually worthwhile for something besides sports games.

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Granted. Now all the people and cats who got harmed by runaway wii controllers (due to broken cords) are now healthy and alive enough to annoy you. Incidentally, this left all the focus on PS3, which resulted in more fights/murders in 2006, and you were one of those involved.

 

I wish games were more creative aside from terrible FPS and Zombie themes.

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Wish granted , all the new creative games are in 2D

I wish to have a superpower to read peoples thoughts.


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Granted, but due to some coincidental and inconvenient error, you cannot turn it off. You now have to avoid cities and idiotic communities. That's not all, Interpol has also learned of this power and is looking for you.

 

I wish half of Adult Swim's terrible shows were cancelled.

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Old ponies or new ponies?

 

You get your own Fluttershy, but it's the 1980's version. Maybe I am being too cruel?

 

I wish I was better when it came to being articulate with writing and speaking.

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Granted, but all big threads above 5k+ posts that you got involved in are deleted due to lack of specification.

 

I wish dubstep never existed.

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Granted, but it's only 13 episodes long, and Faust is no longer involved in its production.

 

I wish I knew beforehand the questions in my exams.


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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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Granted, but you forget all the answers.

 

I wish my brother wasn't such an ignorant slob so I could rant on other things.

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Granted. Your imaginary friend is an ignorant slob instead.

 

I wish my ears didn't create so much wax so I wouldn't have to clean them every day :evil:


Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. Your ears fall off.

 

I wish that my vacation stay in my hostel would cost me nothing.


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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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Granted. Unfortunately, the hostel you're in is the scene for one of those hostel movies, and you don't make it.

 

Maybe I took it too far...

 

I wish I was able to get little animals to do my bidding more easily.

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Granted, but the bigger ones look at it as slavery and harm you for it to make sure the little ones are safe.

 

I wish for a godmodded math teacher in real life. Then I'd join her class. :shades:

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Granted, but she ends up giving you lots of work.

 

I wish I had a better job.


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Granted, it's only 0.0000000000000000001% better than your previous job.

 

I wish I would stop being such a dick here on the forum games and just enjoy the games regardless if they're active or not.

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I wish I would stop being such a dick here on the forum games and just enjoy the games regardless if they're active or not.

Granted, but you land up unlucky in having to deal with the sarcasm overloads that D_V_Devnull (Me!) pops up with every so often! (Oh, wait, we already do that, so I've already corrupted your wish!) :twisted:

 

I wish that I had a wish to think of right now that could be corrupted, but I'm fresh out right now, sorry! :blink:

 

~D. V. "Well, I got one half of it..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Well, it looks like if anyone killed this thread now, it was me!)


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