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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted, but you can only work with hypodermic syringes and can only target the arms of children. Your harshness with the injections and lack of a nursing license gets you imprisoned.

 

I wish my older brother was omitted from existence.

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Granted, your brother and everyone else in the world has ceased to exist. You are alone.

 

I wish Firefly hadn't been cancelled.

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Granted, but it results in your getting thrown in jail because you did something that caused you to not like yourself. :P

(See what I did there?)

 

 

:sad:

 

 

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Granted. The video instead becomes a DVD and replaces your entire DVD collection.

 

I wish I would go out and actually buy a decent pair of pants.

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Granted, you are now a social [bleep] who validates his existence by having millions of facebook friends he barely knows.

 

I wish I had a spanish accent.

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Granted. No more movies are ever made.

 

I wish I wasn't so depressed and negative all the time.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

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1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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I wish I wasn't so depressed and negative all the time.

Granted, but you become so obliviously happy all the time that some idiot succeeds in killing you. #-o

 

 

BTW, I wish I had a bug-zapping gun that I could point at bugs in real life, click the trigger, and it would zap the bug dead instantly, even if I was standing up to 10 feet back. :shades:

 

 

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Granted, but the device goes haywire, gains sentience, and considers you the only bug for zapping.

 

I wish I had a 50 piece chicken mcnugget box with sweet n sour sauce.

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I wish I had a 50 piece chicken mcnugget box with sweet n sour sauce.

Granted, but the sauce is way too sour, and causes major fail to ensue. #-o

 

 

I wish that the F2P part of the RS High Scores would return, or that at least F2P stat feeds would become available again for things like Tip.It's Stat Sigs. :pray:

 

 

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Granted. The terms and conditions are that F2P can't access them and in fact neither can anyone else.

 

I wish I had a Nissan GTR <3:

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Granted. The terms and conditions are that F2P can't access them and in fact neither can anyone else.

 

I wish I had a Nissan GTR <3:

 

Your wish is granted, except that the Nissan GTR has no wheels, no engine and no chassis.

 

I wish I could travel instantly across the country to visit relatives and friends....

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I wish I could travel instantly across the country to visit relatives and friends....

Granted, and it's all thanks to an invention by Blaze's smarter-than-him father and grandfather. His dumber-than-him brother turns out to be the perfect salesman/mascot for it, which is how you learned about it. Naturally, it's much more expensive than driving or public transportation.

 

I wish I could have met one of my grandfathers.

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Granted, but in an awful turn of events, Mewtwo stops by. Mewtwo stops your bullet before it hits Garbodor, gives the bullet a psychic heating, and makes the bullet fly into your car's gas tank. This results in your car blowing up, and sending you flying away like Team Rocket always is. :(

 

 

I wish I had thought of a better way to do that with a Pikachu... :P

 

 

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Granted, you let Pikachu use quick attack to throw the bullet off course and then use thunder bolt to set off the remaining rounds in Blaze's gun casing one to kill him.

 

I wish that I could have a wish that I wish in real life without the corruption.

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