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Granted, but Chuck Norris walks up and punches you every time that you make one. :boohoo:

 

 

I wish that everyone could find a perfect balance between being a packrat and being overkill with cleanups. :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "Don't ask why I thought of that..." Devnull


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In order to achieve such perfect balance, everybody had to stand perfectly still which threw of the natural balance of the planet, causing it to alter it orbit pattern and fly dangerously close to the sun...

 

 

I wish we weren't so close to the sun.

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Granted, you now live on Mars.

 

I wish the spirit of my great-great-great-great-great-to-the-end grandfather would talk to me. (and by that I mean my GREATEST grandfather.)

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Granted. You can't understand him because he (obviously) doesn't speak a modern language.

 

I wish I remembered why I was looking forward to today when I woke up.

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Granted. It was because you were going to go out in a blaze of glory by killing Justin Beiber then being torn to shreds by his harem.

 

I wish I had my Bachelor's already. Or even my Associate's ^^;


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Granted. It's not very impressive, the haystack was inside the Space Needle, so it got quite a bit of attention for being comically out of place.

 

I wish for the election year to end before political ads start showing up on TV.

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Granted, the year ends before anyone can vote for a president, and because of that Obama is still president.

 

I wish prayers in real life would work like prayers in RuneScape. Then I'd piss off a lot of gangsters and use the protect from bullets prayer while having an infinite amount of prayer potions. :twisted:

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Granted. They then alternate shanking you and shooting you. As you can't protect from more than one style at a time, you die. They then loot your prayer pots and sell them for billions, and become the biggest crime syndicate ever.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.


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Granted, but the awesome things become so frequent you find them mundane and wish to have newer awesomer things. (Doesn't know what roblox is).

 

I wish has access to every book ever created.


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Granted, has access to every book ever created, including horrible ones which you hate but have to go through every time you want a book you like.

 

I wish that I could have more ambition.

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Granted. I wish that my wish is corrupted.


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Granted, the gas tank kills everyone but you, leaving you blind and quadriplegic.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.


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Granted, but that ultimately means that there is a keyhole in her heart, giving her heart problems that will eventually lead to her demise.

 

I wish I could draw a perfect freehand circle.


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Granted. Civilization collapses and the 5 people left who go on the internet subscribe to you.

 

I wish I was a wizard.


Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.
[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]

my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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