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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but it's always re-runs. And they get cancelled after one viewing.

 

I wish dogs were as intelligent as cats. That way, they'd be less obnoxious.

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They are. Now you are a slave to the dogs, which continued to become more intelligent until they surpassed human intellect. The only way to save society would be Albert Einstein crossed with some knife collector.

 

I wish that I had an new pair of pants.


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Granted, but you managed to make it so angry at you by accident that it won't listen to you and smacks the hell out of you every time you summon it from its' pokéball. Unfortunately, you also completely fail to remember this, and keep accidentally pulling it out of its' pokéball, resulting in your getting smacked some more!!! :o

 

 

I wish I could color my Windows XP Taskbar in Purple... Damnit, Microsoft! <_<

 

 

~D. V. "I think I may be getting my creativity back..." Devnull


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Granted, but you need to upgrade to Windows 7 before you can use your skill.

 

I wish my nice computer that had Windows 7 didn't die on me so soon. It looked so much prettier compared to XP.

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Granted. It instead dies before you have to use it for some life-changing thing or another, and you can't afford to replace it.

 

I wish this microscope exercise was done.

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Granted, but time slows down so it feels like forever.

 

I wish some villains in media avoided the idiotic villain tropes just to see how much of the success really was the hero's contributions.

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Granted, those "some villains" are in obscure media that very few people get their hands on. You being one of those people who don't get their hands on it.

 

I wish it was legal to steal as long as I do it but remain illegal when the president does it.

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The president doesn't care and takes all your possessions except two pairs of underwear.

 

I wish for the above, except any thieves EXCEPT me would be killed instantly.


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Granted, but the authorities simply resorts to using a 2-hit kill method. They know you can get away with it legally; they just hate you.

 

I wish I was immortal and young with an ability to travel time. Why? So I can troll history.

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Granted, but you forever feel as though you are on fire, with hot knives piercing your skin. And right when it gets bearable, it suddenly feels freezing cold.

 

I wish that the next person will wish for this wish.


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Granted, I wish that I wish for this wish.

 

Now let's move on to my wish.

 

I wish everything was legal as long as there is a good reason for it, and everything was illegal as long as there was a bad reason for it.

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Granted, then you are arrested for wishing on the grounds to confuse people. Possibly.

 

I wish that I liked sushi.


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Granted, you love it so much that it's everything you ever eat from now on.

 

I wish Ash Ketchum would be kicked off the Pokémon anime and be replaced by a main character who is actually likable.

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He does, but it looks like you pushed him off mount everest. You are subsequently arrested and all your possessions given to a crazy hobo who then becomes president, doing things like passing laws banning wearing socks with sandals.

 

I wish Pokemon X and Pokemon Y would be released sooner-


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Granted, because of the fact that these games are rushed, the final product makes GameFreak and all companies associated with the game lose a lot of money.

 

I wish real life had an undo button.

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Granted, but you land up tapping it almost constantly. Sometimes, you end up using it for greater durations than the actual problem you're trying to undo went on for. Worse, you end up using it so much that you end up sending yourself back to the start of your life, and end up losing your memories of many things you intended to fix. This ultimately results in your repeating this whole process over and over, to the point that you might as well be in a "Groundhog Day"-variety loop of repeating events. And to deck it all off, you never find the one perfect path, leaving you trapped in this ugly event series for the rest of eternity. :boohoo:

 

 

I wish I knew why the UnderCurrent music from Braid (and its' reversed version) fits that wish corruption so well? :huh:

 

 

~D. V. "...puzzled as [beep]..." Devnull


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I wish the level 30 Snorlax in Pokémon Red (both of them) would be replaced by level 30 Slaking.

Granted, but the programmers of the game rendered them uncatchable, even with a Master Ball. :twisted:

 

 

I wish I could come up with even better wish corruptions much sooner than 4+ days later. :-k

 

 

~D. V. "I bet this just blocked a double-post situation..." Devnull


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Granted, you come up with an awesome way to corrupt the wish. Too bad it doesn't really affect anything since people just move on, corrupt your wishes and post theirs.

 

I wish for lunch for dinner and dinner for lunch.

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