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Boredom is a construct of the mind. Find excitement in the every day things and you won't be bored anymore. Unfortunately, this may require naivety, so that everything seems new even when you've seen it before.

 

You're right though, this is obnoxious, I should undo those two wishes.


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Granted... Unfortunately, it killed him. :boohoo:

 

I wish I hadn't lost 3 hours earlier today due to stupid things happening, and that it had maybe been half an hour lost instead. :(

 

~D. V. "Yeah, I'm having a bad day." Devnull


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You find out someone slipped LSD in your drink, and even though you though you lost three hours you only lost 30 min. You now find yourself questioning your perception of reality on a daily basis.

 

I wish I had a dollar.

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Granted, you now have a dollar. Except you can't spend it. It is locked into a US government bond until 2070 and you have to be a US citizen to redeem it.

 

I wish that I had the best anti-virus program in the world!

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Granted, you forgot to install it though.

 

I wish I hadn't posted here.


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Granted, but the reigning school genius programs it to sabotage you.  You are perpetually cursed to get one point below passing.

 

I wish RuneTrack would fix itself already!


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Granted. Jaggex locks the price and basic economics kicks in and no one sells sharks anymore.

 

I wish the lunchable advertisements with the jackalope and platypus didn't exist.


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Granted, but not in the way you wanted.

 

You can now hear conversations of people who live miles away from where you currently are. And are thought of as a creep.

 

I wish a shark stall was added the the Ardougne market, and said stall would respawn every 15 seconds, and it always gives a cooked shark. Then I'd steal from there a lot.

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Granted, but you always get caught.

 

I wish I had a pet goldfish that would live forever.


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Granted. As far as I'm concerned, you corrupted your own wish, because it's a [bleep]ing goldfish, and those are boring as [bleep] anyway.

 

I wish it was Thursday so I could be done with finals.


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Granted. You fall asleep and when you wake up, it's Thursday.

 

I wish Tyler hadn't hated on my goldfish wish...


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Granted. I no longer hate your goldfish wish. It doesn't make it any less crappy, I'm just more supportive. Great Wish Arceus!

 

I wish that I could not travel through time. Just stay in one time point, forever, such as that's a thing that makes sense.


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I wish fires I make in RuneScape would last until I log out.

Granted, but you accidentally step through a fire, and find out it now has another effect.  Your clothes are now lit on fire, causing you to start losing 5 points of hp per 3 seconds, forcing you to grab a bucket and run to a lake, other fresh water body, or even a mere kitchen sink because salt water won't work.  This of course causes you to lose a whole lot of time you didn't wish to lose by the time you fill a bucket and drench the fire off of yourself, destroys a fair chunk of your hp, and leaves your clothes looking all scorched and dark.  Enjoy looking like hell. :twisted:

 

 

Let's wish for something really funny to happen now that doesn't result in harm/death to anyone. :pray:

 

~D. V. "Me and my long corruptions... Ugh." Devnull


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Granted. Whatever it is, no one sees it.

 

I wish my dishes were done so I didn't have to do them.


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Granted. They're stacked precariously on a window ledge and shatter making a huge mess (don't ask why).

 

I wish for perfect vision in the dark.


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Granted. You have perfect vision in the dark, but can't see anything during the day.

 

I wish I had admin privileges.

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Granted, however after you abuse them too much everyone leaves the site and don't bother coming back.

 

I wish bronze daggers were worth 15m coins, then I'd make and sell a whole bunch of them.

 

Just think of all the useful treasure I will be able to buy with all that money.

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Granted, everybody starts making these bronze daggers because of value and ease of making. The market for them suddenly becomes over saturated and they go back to current value before you manage to sell any.

 

I wish that my bedroom was soundproofed so I didn't bother anyone else when I stayed up late gaming, listening to music, or watching TV.

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Granted. However you are also deaf.

 

I wish I could solve an impossible math problem.


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Granted...but now you can't stop solving math problems.

 

 

I wish I could have Christmas on Christmas Day without any problems resulting from it whatsoever.

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