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Granted, you grow 2 new arms out of your forehead, but everyone avoids you now.

 

I wish I didn't have to think up a wish

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I wish more people would play WoS again.

Granted, but so many people start playing that it lands up perma-crashing the server.  This makes it impossible for anyone to play ever again because everyone's profiles got blown away when the servers overloaded and crashed. :twisted:

 

 

I wish my brain would stop failing to think when I need it to not crash, but without having any seriously detrimental effects. #-o

 

~D. V. "...feeling like I'm stuck in 'Parking Gear'..." Devnull


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Granted. I tell you a hilarious joke, and the admins ban us both.

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of dank memes.

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Granted, but you have so many now that you drown in them.  I think the sound you're looking for now is "[*GLUB*]"??? :twss:

 

 

I wish YouTube was not being idiots who feel this need to force browser cookies down everyone's throats.  It's sickening, as they act like your browser is completely out-of-date without them.  They've even gone so far as to render :arrow: http://www.youtube.com/tv/ useless as an alternate mode on the desktop, and change the interface in awful ways over the years like removing the ability for users to view their watch history while as a guest, without regard to what device you happen to be on.  :-X

 

~Mr. D. V. "I'm finally losing my mental marbles over it." Devnull


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Granted. Youtube reverts to it's 2006 form. Enjoy your 144p videos!

 

I wish I didn't get hangovers

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granted you are now afraid of overhangs, anything that acts as a roof on the outside of a building terrifies you to a quivering husk of a human.

 

I wish that my clue luck was not terrible


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Granted. You get firelighters every time. Who doesn't love firelighters?

 

I wish could eat glass

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I wish could eat glass

Oh, really?  Well, we can grant this, and you develop some ability to deflect fire.  But, you find that you become extremely slow (speed drained), stupid (intelligence drained), and weak (strength drained) every single time you dare to eat glass. :XD:

(Reference: :arrow: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Raw_Glass)

 

 

Now, as for this...

Granted. Youtube reverts to it's 2006 form. Enjoy your 144p videos!

In 2006, I don't remember them having 144p mode.  However, they DID have 720p, which I found rather useful.  I think I just blew your wish corruption out the window here! :thumbsup:

 

 

As for a wish... Hmm... :-k

 

I wish for the genie to teleport somebody else into this thread and have them make a really funny wish. :twss:

 

~Mr. D. V. "I've left a funny opening here.  Don't miss it." Devnull


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Granted. It's not nearly as sexy as you think it will be, because the other person is unconscious/disoriented, and you're not exactly kissing.

 

I wish for the next person to be wearing green, and to post a picture of their outfit.


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Granted, now all you do in life is play Runescape, due to this you stop eating and performing bodily functions and quickly die from septic shock/dehydration.

 

I wish that that all wishes didn't end so cruelly.

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Granted, but you still don't like how they end, because the Djinn/Genie who's granting the wishes thinks they still have to act like an absolute douchebag to everyone around them. :(

 

 

I wish I hadn't tripped and fell yesterday, so I wouldn't be hurting right now due to physical damage to my skin. :sad:

 

~D. V. "Depressed by the ouch..." Devnull


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Granted, however you are kicked out of said party and the party hat isn't anything special.

 

I wish James Earl Jones would narrate my life and give very insightful and helpful comments.

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Granted, except while narrating your life he does it in that retrospective way where after you do something the scene pauses and he explains the mistake you made along with insight, etc...

 

I wish that I could see the general direction of my life.

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Unfortunately, the Djinn/Genie feels the same way as you, wanting to know the same thing about themself.  Sadly, this causes a wormhole to open, which you both get sucked into.  Also as unfortunate, the both of you get spat back out about 3 minutes later as piles of ashes.  Thankfully, I happened to be walking up, and rapidly called respawners to return you both back to life with your normal bodies.  Regretfully, I'm unable to say if you got your answers, as well as unable to say how you would have acquired them. :mellow:

 

 

Now... I wish a scientist could figure out how to use human farts as a hyper-efficient vehicle fuel. :-k

 

~D. V. "Talk about 'getting gas'... LOL!" Devnull


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Granted, the only issue resides in volume so a small African country is now given an endless supply of beans to produce fuel for these cars.

 

I wish that I had corrupted that wish better.

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Granted, but the professional has as long detailed conversation with you.

 

This wish is totally legitimate, so please corrupt it in a way it won't make my reputation worse.

 

I wish I would have realized all my mistakes all the way back in 2005, now it's far too late to change.

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Granted, but then you didn't make all those mistakes, and ended up being such a celebrity that you get repeatedly mobbed on RuneScape like Zezima used to.  That poor guy was always having to run for cover back in 2005-2008, if I remember correctly. :?

 

 

I wish I knew what happened to the user known as Ms. '@Dropbox'... They've gone inactive, their profile is inaccessible, and there is effectively no maintainer for the "Good Vs. Evil" game topic now. :(

 

~D. V. "A little spooked by the disappearance..." Devnull


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Granted, but you are arrested for dwelling into personal information.

 

By the way it's official I will be back to this community as a whole in December 2015, before then I will read the rules, analyze them and so on.

 

Anyway, I wish that when I come back my welcome back would be so warm that even the president of the United States, the emperor of Japan, the queen of England and even the king in the Smurfs universe would officially post on this message board welcoming me back.

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Granted, but they all have a debilitating virus that spreads like wildfire...better wear a HAZMAT suit. ;)

 

I wish that I could have full Drygore and a Noxious Scythe on RuneScape.


"He who walks righteously and speaks uprightly, who despises the gain of oppressions, who shakes his hands, lest they hold a bribe, who stops his ears from hearing of bloodshed and shuts his eyes from looking on evil, he will dwell on the heights; his place of defense will be the fortresses of rocks; his bread will be given him; his water will be sure." ~Isaiah 33:15-16

 

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