The_Mather1 Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I tear out the hair and start eating the seven year old boy/girl. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 The seven year old reaches down you throat and begins stabbing you with a small knife. Oh, and my hair is extremely basic. A 13 on the pH scale. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 You have some good kids. :thumbsup: Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I eat myself. The universe implodes again due to the impossibility of doing so. (Eh, why not?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I eat myself. The universe implodes again due to the impossibility of doing so. (Eh, why not?) That's pretty possible if you think about it. You can't eat your head though. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Yeah, I trained my children well. I throw an infant at Retech. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I yell "Fire in the hole!" and dive behind a couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I begin passing more booze to the kiddies inside my tenchcoat. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 27, 2009 Author Share Posted December 27, 2009 You now are at a playground during recess. The children run out to greet the rather rambunctious fellows randomly beating each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I rip the monkeybars in half with my bare hands and dual-wield the two halves. I then hack away at Mather's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I call in an airstrike and carpet bomb the school building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I reach into my anus and implode into a meter-wide nuclear fission detonation before turning into a solid-gold skyscraper containing edible napkins. :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I run around and start feeding the children chocolate. They go wild and begin attacking the rest of you with sugary fury. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I begin tempting kiddies in with novocain and stuffing them into my Trenchcoat. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I begin tempting kiddies in with novocain and stuffing them into my Trenchcoat. Someone sees you and shouts, "Pedophile alert!" SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I do a 360 on the swingset. WHAT NOW [bleep]ES Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 A large crate of edible napkins fall out of my top floor, turning into chocolate as it falls, as it comes closer to the ground it decelerates before landing softly in perfect balance on top of Dusty's head. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Then Dusty spontaneously combusts. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Damnit I'm always doing that at the most inopportune moments. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Anyone up for hot chocolate? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 The person who called me a pedophile gets stabbed in the groin by a passing teenager. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I get lured in by the prospect of candy and get stuffed in Ttan's trenchcoat. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I throw a child-shaped bomb in TTanT's coat and run like heck, before beating up some kid for money with my dual-wielded hunks of shredded metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I "accidentally" drop a large window onto TTnT. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I kick the child shaped bomb away, realizing it's true nature when it refuses candy. The sedative in said candy makes Retech fall asleep. My head breaks the glass in the window. I then throw a super expensive toy at Mather, and every child in the playground that isn't already mine attacks him for it. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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