Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Not even experience for killing it? It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 (What's happening?) (Also, shouldn't there be some limit on necromancy and summoning? Maybe the control over them wanes as you attempt to create more, unless they're fueled by a life crystal, but that means they're bound to a location.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 (Ross, the "limit" is probably relevant to your level. And besides, I've only got one minion so far.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kemios fails to create anything from the bone pile. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra recieves .2 Dark magic. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra decides to go back to exile, scouting for anything on the way, still shrouded It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Ares-Well you are giving birth. There is a limit, but as with everything in this game it is arbitrary and may or may not ever come into effect. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Ross is giving birth... and hes a guy... OMG no wonder he blacked out O_O prepare for a kidney stone you wont forget It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra runs into a Giant, dragging behind it is a chest full of Gold(At least 2,000 pieces) but also stamped on the side is 'Property of the Exile Guild' http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 (Backing away from computer slowly now. :? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kemios once again attempts to necro a minion from the bone pile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra walks up to the giant and asks if he could help convoy the gold from attackers, he asks for a placement if the convoy is attacked and he helps It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Ares-Well Grim has been too long.You pass out, but from what the mages tell you afterwards...."The razor sharp beck appeared first, slicing though your stomach and then your belly wall. Then the eight long tenacles flailed helplessly before finally suckering themselves to your abdomn, then it heaved itself out, perching over the gaping hole. Then it looked around and then it began to heal you! Then it clamped onto the teet and began to suck until finally a dribble of milk came out. Fortunately our potion worked and have changed your body enough to deal with the birthing process, as well as to harvest some of your energy and create a creature of balance. We were wondering what you were doing with a Kraken Egg in your stomach, but sometimes it is best not to ask. We predict that it should be able to survive out of the water, so long as you always keep it with you...We were wondering though...Do you think you could stay a while? We would train you, only, we have never seen a baby Kraken before, usually it is protected too strongly by its mother. What do you say?" You lose 1 level of light magic and 1 level of dark magic. You also gain a scar and lose the secrete extra of being a Kraken Carrier. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kemios fails to summon anything. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Igos gatheres the bodies, and creates a pyre. He then ignites the pyre, and give the last rites. He orders his thralls to clean up the wreckage and acquire any other materials that may be of use. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Ares-Well Grim has been too long.You pass out, but from what the mages tell you afterwards...."The razor sharp beck appeared first, slicing though your stomach and then your belly wall. Then the eight long tenacles flailed helplessly before finally suckering themselves to your abdomn, then it heaved itself out, perching over the gaping hole. Then it looked around and then it began to heal you! Then it clamped onto the teet and began to suck until finally a dribble of milk came out. Fortunately our potion worked and have changed your body enough to deal with the birthing process, as well as to harvest some of your energy and create a creature of balance. We were wondering what you were doing with a Kraken Egg in your stomach, but sometimes it is best not to ask. We predict that it should be able to survive out of the water, so long as you always keep it with you...We were wondering though...Do you think you could stay a while? We would train you, only, we have never seen a baby Kraken before, usually it is protected too strongly by its mother. What do you say?" You lose 1 level of light magic and 1 level of dark magic. You also gain a scar and lose the secrete extra of being a Kraken Carrier.(This makes me wish TIF had a vomiting smiley face. It really does.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra is attacked by the Giant. It is a fairly strong blow. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Woah so Ross... when that tentacle went into his mouth... actually got the tentecle to shoot something in him... I fear this could turn into a Japanese rape scene It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 *Blink* Er, sure, go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Igos creates a pyre and begins to dispose of the rest of the bodies. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kemios, his piles of goodies remaining untouched by the thralls, attempts yet again to necrotise more minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra gets up and doesnt appear to have anything broken but is winded from the blow Umbra flees to exile It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kemios still fails to summon any minions. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra is caught by the Giant and dragged back. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 (Oh [cabbage], why do I always get attacked for not doing anything at all that bad!!) I scream to the giant I dont want any harm, I only wanted to help! It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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