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Don't get me wrong, I like a little meat on their bones, but nothing turns me off like a beer belly. But I would never date a twig. I'd feel like i'd break her.

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My rule about size usually follows is a hug rule. If I hug her and could potentially break her, then no. If I can't get my arms all the way around her, then no. Between there and we are good. :)

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This thread amuses me.

 

I like guys with dark hair and an immature sense of humour. Also shy or slightly "nerdy" ones.

Amen to that brah. Matt/TTG/Willy amirite ;D

 

I like intelligence, but not cockiness.

 

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They got cool faces.

 

On the topic, I've recently been conducting some independent sociological research during my lunch period at school and have noticed that the female sex flinches about 70% less often than their penis-laden counterpart (I pretend like I'm about to smack a [female dog]).

I, for one, flinch like an abused street dog.

 

I also find it very comforting that girls generally have to wake up like 10-30 minutes earlier than guys because of their meticulous clothing selections, hair straightening, or what-have-you.

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I'm able to work out, cook and eat breakfast (a real breakfast), shower, shave and what-have-you, and put on some fly clothes (occasionally I need to do some maintenance to said fly clothes, too) in about 70 minutes or so (wake up at 6:30-6:40, head to school at like 7:45, right? yeah ...). People who have to get up ridiculously early to get ready are just bad at managing time.

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I'm able to work out, cook and eat breakfast (a real breakfast), shower, shave and what-have-you, and put on some fly clothes (occasionally I need to do some maintenance to said fly clothes, too) in about 70 minutes or so (wake up at 6:30-6:40, head to school at like 7:45, right? yeah ...). People who have to get up ridiculously early to get ready are just bad at managing time.

I could have a shower, shaving, and being dressed and food done in about thirty minutes, so meh. Not really a race anyways.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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I also find it very comforting that girls generally have to wake up like 10-30 minutes earlier than guys because of their meticulous clothing selections, hair straightening, or what-have-you.

I take exception from that. I can get dressed in about 5 minutes. I don't do any make up or crap like that, the most I do with my hair is brush it.

 

I don't really know how getting up earlier can be comforting for you :P

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I also find it very comforting that girls generally have to wake up like 10-30 minutes earlier than guys because of their meticulous clothing selections, hair straightening, or what-have-you.

I take exception from that. I can get dressed in about 5 minutes. I don't do any make up or crap like that, the most I do with my hair is brush it.

 

I don't really know how getting up earlier can be comforting for you :P

Because we get to sleep in longer.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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I also find it very comforting that girls generally have to wake up like 10-30 minutes earlier than guys because of their meticulous clothing selections, hair straightening, or what-have-you.

I take exception from that. I can get dressed in about 5 minutes. I don't do any make up or crap like that, the most I do with my hair is brush it.

Same here :P What takes me a long time is finding the will to leave my warm bed :lol: The actual getting ready takes me no more than 10 minutes. My sister has some outrageous people in her grade though. This one girl wakes up at 5am every morning to get ready for class that starts at 7:50. And she lives like 15 minutes from school....

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I also find it very comforting that girls generally have to wake up like 10-30 minutes earlier than guys because of their meticulous clothing selections, hair straightening, or what-have-you.

I take exception from that. I can get dressed in about 5 minutes. I don't do any make up or crap like that, the most I do with my hair is brush it.

Same here :P What takes me a long time is finding the will to leave my warm bed :lol: The actual getting ready takes me no more than 10 minutes. My sister has some outrageous people in her grade though. This one girl wakes up at 5am every morning to get ready for class that starts at 7:50. And she lives like 15 minutes from school....

 

I bet she's also the kind of girl, who when you want to go to a party or have some "adult fun time,", she just rolls over and falls to sleep at 7 at night...

 

My favourite thing in the opposite sex would have to be a good sense of humour. There's nothing better than a girl that can crack a good joke :thumbsup:

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dark red hair gets me everytime :drool:

 

and curves. I go bananas over girls with a nice hourglass figure.

 

honestly, as long as their feet are hygenic, they have good teeth, no excess flab where it doesn't belong, or have any hair anywhere other than their head...they win in my book.

 

but lord...dark red hair <3:

You described my sister, no idea about the bolded part though.

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dark red hair gets me everytime :drool:

 

and curves. I go bananas over girls with a nice hourglass figure.

 

honestly, as long as their feet are hygenic, they have good teeth, no excess flab where it doesn't belong, or have any hair anywhere other than their head...they win in my book.

 

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You described my sister, no idea about the bolded part though.

 

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I also find it very comforting that girls generally have to wake up like 10-30 minutes earlier than guys because of their meticulous clothing selections, hair straightening, or what-have-you.

I take exception from that. I can get dressed in about 5 minutes. I don't do any make up or crap like that, the most I do with my hair is brush it.

 

I don't really know how getting up earlier can be comforting for you :P

Because we get to sleep in longer.

 

Not if she wakes you. :thumbsup:

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I also find it very comforting that girls generally have to wake up like 10-30 minutes earlier than guys because of their meticulous clothing selections, hair straightening, or what-have-you.

I take exception from that. I can get dressed in about 5 minutes. I don't do any make up or crap like that, the most I do with my hair is brush it.

 

I don't really know how getting up earlier can be comforting for you :P

Because we get to sleep in longer.

 

Not if she wakes you. :thumbsup:

 

Yeah, I hate that. Dammit I want some sleep.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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I also find it very comforting that girls generally have to wake up like 10-30 minutes earlier than guys because of their meticulous clothing selections, hair straightening, or what-have-you.

I take exception from that. I can get dressed in about 5 minutes. I don't do any make up or crap like that, the most I do with my hair is brush it.

I'm honestly not trying to be an [wagon] here, but that's not really all that surprising.

 

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Well, technically most people prefer this character trait in everyone, not just the opposite sex.

Oh, I disagree. The bat-[cabbage] insane girls are always the most fun to hang around with.

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dark red hair gets me everytime :drool:

 

and curves. I go bananas over girls with a nice hourglass figure.

 

honestly, as long as their feet are hygenic, they have good teeth, no excess flab where it doesn't belong, or have any hair anywhere other than their head...they win in my book.

 

but lord...dark red hair icon_love.gif

You described my sister, no idea about the bolded part though.

 

pics or it didn't happen.

[i feel like we've had this discussion before earlier on this thread...]

I don't have pics of my sister, Facebook removes the need to.

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dark red hair gets me everytime :drool:

 

and curves. I go bananas over girls with a nice hourglass figure.

 

honestly, as long as their feet are hygenic, they have good teeth, no excess flab where it doesn't belong, or have any hair anywhere other than their head...they win in my book.

 

but lord...dark red hair icon_love.gif

You described my sister, no idea about the bolded part though.

 

pics or it didn't happen.

[i feel like we've had this discussion before earlier on this thread...]

I don't have pics of my sister, Facebook removes the need to.

 

Link or it didn't happen.

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