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Okay, I was looking up my name on Google, and I found out that I share my name with some semi-famous/famous people. In this fun little research project, I figured that it would be interesting for all of us to look our names up and see who we share them with. Who knows? Perhaps you can learn something new.

 

Apparently, I'm a British artist and an American wrestler.

 

One rule, though: Don't tell us your name!

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

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A Facilities and Travel Support at Toyota. Most of the things on the first page were for me. 8-)

 

I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

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I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

So you have a name that sounds like a pornstar name?

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Other than some muscular Brazilian dude on Facebook, I don't have any famous people with my name. :mrgreen:

 

However, with my last name, I've found a comic book writer, composer (18671948), and a opera singer.

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I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

 

I bet your teacher walked over there, looked over your shoulder, and covered your eyes with her hand as she closed out of the browser. :lol:

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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I search my name on google and nothing really came up, I also didn't include people with different middle names too, when I searched "Tom" instead of "Thomas" minus middle name I was actually the first two links so I'm clearly the most popular Tom ..... around.

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I can't seem to find anything other than random facebooks.

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I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

So you have a name that sounds like a pornstar name?

No. She doesn't have one of those weird porn star "stage names."

 

I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

 

I bet your teacher walked over there, looked over your shoulder, and covered your eyes with her hand as she closed out of the browser. :lol:

Haha if she had noticed, maybe she would have. I was in the computer lab with some friends during recess and I closed the browser on my own pretty quickly upon seeing the results :lol: My poor virgin eyes... scarred for life!

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well, the first google result for my name is from my college's honour roll list, which I got into, so I guess I'm a student -.-

 

someone with a similar last name is a lame-[wagon] professor in Saskatchewan :sad: I do not associate myself with him

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Apparently, I'm hitched, and an actor. First things that came up for me. I also found a link to an article about my graduating class on the first page a little bit down the list, so I guess there isn't many people with my full name. Heh.

 

Just for grins, I removed my middle name from the search. According to Wikipedia, I'm a politician from various states and time periods, a basketball star of various "races", an architect, New Zealand Parliament member, soldier, Medal of Honor recipient (in the Civil War), founder and first owner of the National Cash Register Company, Anglo-Irish soldier who wrote The Man-Eaters of Tsavo which was made into the film The Ghost and the Darkness, and an American TV/movie director. That's a LOT of stuff for one dude, ain't it? ^_^;;

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I'm a wrestler, and professional soccer player, a chef, a wanted convict, a teacher.

My first name is common spanish, so is my second which usually companies my first, and my last is also common.

I'm the Mexican John Smith.

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Awww I got nothing, except my own facebook and some other random facebook pages. My father's name is shared by the IRA terrorist, Mike McKevitt. Which is interesting because my Grandfather on my father's side was from Ireland, so we may be distantly related? Hmmm

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I am unique, I think I am the first 10 options on google, + the next, like, 3 are contest winners from some crap I don't know about (they share a first name or a last name in common with me).

 

Oh, and I appear in the Yahoo! search engine suggestions :mrgreen:

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I was...

- A French bibical critic (died 1712 - )

- American Businessman (died 1960 - heart attack)

 

I am...

- Chief of Biometric Research

- Sports Memorabilia Authenticator

- Project Controller for ALMA

- Jazz Bassist

- Vice President of Information Systems company

 

And then a but more medical entries turn up, so I don't know if I'm repeating the biometric guy above or not.

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Well I found a couple of things:

 

* A boxer who was a 3 times Golden Gloves winner and then the Super Bantamweight world champion in 1989 who was knocked out by Erik Morales (who I am a fan of) in 1995.

*An actor who has starred in Jericho, Flashpoint, CSI Miami, Grey's Anatomy, Ghost Whisperer and The Unit.

* A member of New York City Council

* A Professor of Political Science

 

Coincidentally, I have an interest in all 3 areas to a degree.

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