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What's Your Apparent Profession?


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Bridge Club Chairman.
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An English teacher in Japan.

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I am unique, I think I am the first 10 options on google, + the next, like, 3 are contest winners from some crap I don't know about (they share a first name or a last name in common with me).

Oh, and I appear in the Yahoo! search engine suggestions :mrgreen:

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I was...
- A French bibical critic (died 1712 - )
- American Businessman (died 1960 - heart attack)

I am...
- Chief of Biometric Research
- Sports Memorabilia Authenticator
- Project Controller for ALMA
- Jazz Bassist
- Vice President of Information Systems company

And then a but more medical entries turn up, so I don't know if I'm repeating the biometric guy above or not.

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Well I found a couple of things:

* A boxer who was a 3 times Golden Gloves winner and then the Super Bantamweight world champion in 1989 who was knocked out by Erik Morales (who I am a fan of) in 1995.
*An actor who has starred in Jericho, Flashpoint, CSI Miami, Grey's Anatomy, Ghost Whisperer and The Unit.
* A member of New York City Council
* A Professor of Political Science

Coincidentally, I have an interest in all 3 areas to a degree.
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and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.
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well me and my father had the same same, so when I google it, his news articles pop up when he had a shootout with the police and died.......


but then the I guess I'm some kind of property manager lol


As part of Property Management Services, Wayne is responsible for all aspects of commercial property operations for a five-building portfolio consisting of 347,238 square feet.

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Nobody for five pages actually has my name. My first name is some folks' middle name, but it was all censuses and such. My last name is fairly common, but come on.

So I'm unemployed. Fight the man, mother [bleep]ers.
MATT DAMON AND MONEY.
catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

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I kind of share names with a Christian high prelate. Good stalkers could already take a good guess at my identity.

I'm a wrestler, and professional soccer player, a chef, a wanted convict, a teacher.
My first name is common spanish, so is my second which usually companies my first, and my last is also common.
I'm the Mexican John Smith.

How many family names do you have?
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As far as I remember, a lot of Spanish names comprise of two surnames as wel as their given name/ first name.
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and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.
- Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

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I am a porn star, General in the army, and british actor.

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Transexual fetishist porn star.

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I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....



I have a friend who found a similar result to searching her name on Facebook a few weeks ago. She wants to change her last name.


I'm apparently a Senior Consultant at NCR Corporation, a farmer, a doctor, and CAE interim Executive Director.

That was actually pretty fun to do. Especially since I may have found one of my ancestors- a farmer from Switzerland who came in a boat into a New York port. Or maybe he isn't. I can never remember whether I'm part Swedish or part Swiss.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

Tifers say the darndest things

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A not too long ago retired tennis player, one of the most successful ever from my country.
Two NHL goalkeepers, one retired NHL player.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies
Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie
Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens
Je suis juste un cas désespérant
Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer
Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé


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Facebook pages, Twitter accounts, the name of a gallery on what to do in Omaha (?), and someone who gives out hate mail regarding judicial cases.

So I guess I'm a politically active tour guide in Nebraska.

Damn.

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Looks like i'm an actor and owner of a car tuning garage.
It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or below
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I work for the air force as a prominent Aerospace Engineer. Apparently I'm also looking for a new job though, so I guess that's not going all that well.

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My Chinese name (written in Chinese) found a Taiwanese former baseball player.
My English name is lame and gave me some motiongrapher thingy and an actor. Also like 5 doctors.
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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.
Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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Google told me that I spelled my name wrong -.-

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Someone by my exact name is listed 6 times on a Texas wanted list. :mellow:

Without my middle name I am apparently an actor, an electrical engineer, a software engineer, an independent performing arts professional, and an account manager.
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I'm a professor at a university for study of language and literature

It's acutally sad he doesn't have a job or go to school lol, ah well, hope the sacrafice was worth it, congratz :?.

^lol




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