ATTENTION, weaklings

[Dormado]

Greetings,

 

I am Ultimus Mox, For countless of years I have awaited this moment, and now the stars have positioned themselves in the right position and the blood ruby is finally charged. With It I will cast a spell of ridiculous magnitude, a spell that will bind all runes in Gielinor into a single spell, strong enough to oblitherate this plane of existance.

 

The ruby was passed from generation to generation, since the day my grand-grand-father artificer Dolemius reforged it from its shards. NOW the day of reckoning has come, and you cant stop me.

 

Of course if I just intended to anihilate the plane I would have done so without any warning, my plan is diffirent:

My goal is to revive the legacy of my forefathers, the dark masters of the green flame, but even with the power I have I cant do that, well a

mainly because it costs a fortune.

 

Now, weaklings of this plane, this is my decree:

 

Before the clocks of Gielinor strike midnight, the following items must be delivered to my castle (Rimmington lane, house portal ,44):

 

1. 50 cubic metres of gold (funds)

 

2. Fourteen trillion pieces of gold (funds)

 

3. 250 of each partyhat colour (except black) (pertyhats =economic power)

 

4. A custom made zuriels staff, that doesnt degrade (POWER)

 

5. The invisbility cloak (i like to be unseen)

 

5. Racheya (obvious reasons <3: )

 

Now when thats out of the way I wish to say several things more:

 

, If the mods interfere they shall be taken hostage

,If a SINGLE demand isnt fulfilled the plane dies.

,assasination attemps are vain, for I am undercover and well hidden (plus I wield INSANE POWER)

,You are all weaklings

,Guthixians may be so kind o follow me and be called Ultimasians Moxians,because, me>guthix , we both threat to wipe this place out of existance, but I have a body, plus youre all weaklings.

.Weaklings cant deal damage to Ultimus Mox.

 

Ending a letter like this wouldnt feel apropriate so I wrote a little poem:

 

The stars have aligned,

and Death shall soon come,

for weaklings stand no change against him,

oh carry him goods,

and fabled partyhu(a)ts,

For he shall rule from now on,

with his queen Racheya.

 

We shall meet, weaklings, and only you decide if it shall be your last time here.

 

~`Utimus Mox`~ -the new god

[@Dan3HitU]

Since when did April fools mean spamming is perfectly fine?

[Dormado]

Since when did April fools mean spamming is perfectly fine?

 

You're the one spamming, I'm just declaring what must be declared, WEAKLING.

[Den]

If you are planning on destroying us with or without the items, why should we give them? :P

[Mikemike679]

If you are planning on destroying us with or without the items, why should we give them? :P

ya .

[Necromagus]

 

No. Not on my watch.

 

-Necromagus, Tip.It Mod.