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Yes, but going 35 in a 40, or even 30 in a 40, isn't impeding traffic much at all. Sure, you're going to slow people down a little. It might even take them another minute to get to their destination. Oh god. I feel so sorry for you.

 

And see, that's all fine. I don't mind if you're going a little under, do whatever's comfortable... as long as you're in the right lane. The left is for faster vehicles and passing, of which these people are doing neither.

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You can't go 30 on a 40 on the left lane in a wide, large suburban street. There's no risk of losing control of the car, the lane's big enough - to contrast to more urban, central-city type roads which are much narrower.

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You can't go 30 on a 40 on the left lane in a wide, large suburban street. There's no risk of losing control of the car, the lane's big enough - to contrast to more urban, central-city type roads which are much narrower.

Wanna bet? I do it every day. It's not that hard. Try it some time.

 

*Every day=whenever I drive. So not that often.

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You can't go 30 on a 40 on the left lane in a wide, large suburban street. There's no risk of losing control of the car, the lane's big enough - to contrast to more urban, central-city type roads which are much narrower.

Wanna bet? I do it every day. It's not that hard. Try it some time.

 

*Every day=whenever I drive. So not that often.

But why? I should post a picture to ease matters up. I'm talking about wide ass streets with no parked cars on the sides with wide lanes...could be a highway for christ's sake. I'm not talking about downtown roads with narrow ass streets. You must understand this.

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Bikes always breaking down when you try your best to make them not break down.

 

I hate walmart bikes with a burning passion. (was a gift and my other "reliable" bike's chain broke so this was the only alternative.)

 

 

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When you call someone out for posting crap like that on facebook, and they say 'ya I was just bored' or 'calm down it's just for fun'

 

On the same topic, anyone who falls for those 'OMG GIRL KILLED HERSELF AFTER HER FATHER POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK' scams.

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When all three/four lanes on a highway are moving the same speed. Better yet, the guy in the left lane who's going so slow, people are passing him on the right.

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When all three/four lanes on a highway are moving the same speed. Better yet, the guy in the left lane who's going so slow, people are passing him on the right.

I dont mind it as much if people are passing him on the right because then I can pass him in the other lane, but if they're all going at the same speed then i'm stuck behind them until someone exits.

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When neighbors have lots of guests over, and the guests park their cars in front of others driveways, instead of leaving room in case we need to use th car. Then it becomes a hassle to go over and find out who's car it is and have them move it.

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When neighbors have lots of guests over, and the guests park their cars in front of others driveways, instead of leaving room in case we need to use th car. Then it becomes a hassle to go over and find out who's car it is and have them move it.

On that note, any time when strangers park in front of your house, especially if they have space in their driveway.

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Low-carb diets.

Michael Moore.

The Republican National Convention.

Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products.

Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys.

Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host!

Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions... Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

 

More seriously; people who insist on singing off-key and people who refuse help, then whine about not achieving

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Low-carb diets.

Michael Moore.

The Republican National Convention.

Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products.

Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys.

Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host!

Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions... Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

 

More seriously; people who insist on singing off-key and people who refuse help, then whine about not achieving

 

 

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Oh God, I remember I read one of those when I was ten. I was scared out of my mind.

 

It was one about a girl who was going to come out of your closet when you are sleeping and kill you. I seriously was scared to sleep on that night. I kept my closet door shut for the rest of the year. After time passed and it didn't happen, I figured out it was fake.

 

I was a gullible kid.

 

OT: When my brother comes in my room and just randomly takes a picture of me.

 

Oh yeah, and getting interrupted while playing StarCraft 2 online. If you leave the game, you lose some ladder points (I think that's what they're called).

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Anyone who falls for those 'OMG GIRL KILLED HERSELF AFTER HER FATHER POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK' scams.

 

This.

A million times this.

 

I mean come on, people.

 

And also, those twelve year old girls that GENUINELY believe Justin Beiber is 'the one' for them. I mean, I honestly feel sorry for the guy.

Who would want that kind of attention from that kind of an audience? It's genuinely repulsive.

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When neighbors have lots of guests over, and the guests park their cars in front of others driveways, instead of leaving room in case we need to use th car. Then it becomes a hassle to go over and find out who's car it is and have them move it.

 

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You have them move it? I just key it and pull out over the grass. Same person has never done it twice :shades:

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