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^Me too :( I just don't know the words to make people feel better.

 

I don't like fake airheads.


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The feeling of needing to pee badly whilst in a important meeting/lecture/lesson.

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On a similiar note, having to pee while extremely thirsty. It's like, "What do I do first?"


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People who turn their hazard lights on and park in fire lanes. It's annoying, blocks the road, and makes it hell on me when I need to get a stack of shopping carts around your fking car.

 

Also i'm probably going to get banned if I don't get out of the habit of censor avoiding with [bleep].

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On a similiar note, having to pee while extremely thirsty. It's like, "What do I do first?"

Do both at the same time.

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The time I tried that, I either peed on the cup, or got water all down my front. I don't really remember.


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On a similiar note, having to pee while extremely thirsty. It's like, "What do I do first?"

 

Would you consider drinking your own..... ? Surely that thought must pop into your head :o

 

On Topic: Spending a long time writing a lengthy post for it to be removed for some trivial reason, or computer restarting.

 

This has happened with long emails I've composed in the past. And when I say long, I mean over 5000 word arguments

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Eww, why are you curious about that? D:

 

...but I swear I saw on tv that a guy said it was good to have a glass a day.


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...but I swear I saw on tv that a guy said it was good to have a glass a day.

That...Can't be healthy...

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Bear Grylls drank his so it must be right :thumbup:


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Bear Grylls drank his so it must be right :thumbup:

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True..


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When teachers give you a long homework assignment, and then don't even look at it the next class period.

 

Pisses me off so much.

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When teachers give you a long homework assignment, and then don't even look at it the next class period.

 

Pisses me off so much.

 

I love when this happens because I never do homework :D


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On a similiar note, having to pee while extremely thirsty. It's like, "What do I do first?"

 

Would you consider drinking your own..... ? Surely that thought must pop into your head :o

 

On Topic: Spending a long time writing a lengthy post for it to be removed for some trivial reason, or computer restarting.

 

This has happened with long emails I've composed in the past. And when I say long, I mean over 5000 word arguments

 

lol at drinking your own urine must have 'surely popped in to your head'.

 

As for losing work after a crash or whatnot, I know what you mean. I learned to save my work after doing a job at my previous workplace. Most jobs took like 5-20 mins, but this was a mammoth one - just really involved and frustrating. Seeing as most of the jobs were quick, I never got in to the habit of saving until I was finished. So here I am, 4+ hours in to the most tedious job ever. I was hammering through it trying to get it done and get it off my desk, so it was a good 6 hours work condensed in to that 4 plus. Next thing I know, computer crashes. I lose it all. I swear loudly, knock chair over as I get up and throw the file in disgust. I look around to see the whole office staring at me. Guy near me says "somebody didn't save...". I just lol'd - it was that or cry.

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No, because to drink my own, I'd have to get a cup to pee in. And if I do that, I might as well just fill it up with water.


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On Topic: Spending a long time writing a lengthy post for it to be removed for some trivial reason, or computer restarting.

 

This has happened with long emails I've composed in the past. And when I say long, I mean over 5000 word arguments

 

lol at drinking your own urine must have 'surely popped in to your head'.

 

As for losing work after a crash or whatnot, I know what you mean. I learned to save my work after doing a job at my previous workplace. Most jobs took like 5-20 mins, but this was a mammoth one - just really involved and frustrating. Seeing as most of the jobs were quick, I never got in to the habit of saving until I was finished. So here I am, 4+ hours in to the most tedious job ever. I was hammering through it trying to get it done and get it off my desk, so it was a good 6 hours work condensed in to that 4 plus. Next thing I know, computer crashes. I lose it all. I swear loudly, knock chair over as I get up and throw the file in disgust. I look around to see the whole office staring at me. Guy near me says "somebody didn't save...". I just lol'd - it was that or cry.

 

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I picked up the habit of constantly saving my work, and on multiple files, after I losing a 2 hour long work thanks to my mom using too many home appliances at the same time.


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Commercials using improper grammar.


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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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Commercials using improper grammar.

This.

Also, all of my schools assemblies have horrible spelling and grammar.

I realize I don't always have the best of either of those two things,

but it really pisses me off when the people that are supposed to teach me have such blatant and abundant errors.

For my IB classes assemblies have basically become a game of who can find the most errors. It's quite pathetic.


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My own freaking English teacher using "ie." incorrectly during a lesson about 15 times.

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Normally I wouldn't mind it, but it's just because she's the English teacher.

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There's restaurants, bars and clubs here that employ people to go out and advertise various offers/discounts or whatever they have on by handing out fliers to people on the street. I was walking through town with a friend today when this girl came up to us with fliers for a bar. "Fancy a drink at [bar] this afternoon, lads?". My friend replied "No thanks, I'm driving" and we kept on walking and as we got a few steps ahead heard her mutter "Ah, go [bleep] yourself then".

Jesus christ, trying to get people into your bar then swearing at them when they don't. I'm no business expert but I'm pretty sure thats the wrong way to be going about it.


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When you're sitting next to a friend at the computer and they demand that you look away when they type in a password. I can understand for some random person, but do you really think that I'm going to carefully watch your every key stroke in the hopes of later hacking you?


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but do you really think that I'm going to carefully watch your every key stroke in the hopes of later hacking you?

Yes. NOW STOP LOOKING!!


"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Well, seeing some of Dizzle's posts, I can believe why his friends might be suspicious, heheh.

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Well, seeing some of Dizzle's posts, I can believe why his friends might be suspicious, heheh.

What are you implying? Don't you MAKE me hack your ass!


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Do you still have that modded baseball bat, dizzle?

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